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'Sup, shit ass?
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Hope you're doing good.
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Just floating around in space.
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Yup, things are real messed up
around here.
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There was a tornado in town.
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Uncle Brownie stopped it, though.
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He's been right acting up ever since.
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Can you see me?
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Bark if you can.
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(LAUGHS)
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My Dad's OCD is on X Games mode.
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Losing his socks,
his favorite mug, his keys.
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He thinks the Little People
are fucking with him.
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Damn... (SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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Okay, that I'm actually
not surprised about.
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I'm not gonna bullshit...
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Bear still talks to that spirit
with the hard nips.
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...and just picking on me and shit.
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Cheese has been spending
a lot of time with his Uncle Charlie,
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which I guess is good.
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The tornado winds
picked up someone's horse
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and dropped it off at Kenny Boy's.
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Welcome to Burgled Cut's Salvage.
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He's so beautiful.
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And now he thinks
frickin' Creator gifted it to him.
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You're ours now.
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And we're yours.
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Big is still going on
about his Bigfoot and catfish heads.
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Bucky's been having problems with
that... (SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE),
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per "uzhe".
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Mose and Mekko got their bikes hustled.
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I better not find out who took it.
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Send him to the spirit world.
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So they're on foot now.
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Let's ride.
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We can't even ride!
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And Elora left with that bitch, Jackie.
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She's like our sworn enemy now.
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Fuck.
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Bad part is, I think it's all my fault.
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My GPS is fucked up.
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Can you put it in your phone?
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I've got a burner, no GPS.
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Fuck.
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(DOOR BELL BEEPS)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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RECORDED VOICE: Aho!
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Thank you for your donation.
Excuse me for my beauty now,
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for I shall give you some ancient
Native American wisdom here.
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He who hoots with the owls at night
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cannot soar with the eagles
in the morning.
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Do not watch two dogs
get stuck together,
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for if you do, you shall get pink eye.
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These are ancient sayings
from the heartbeat of Mother Earth.
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(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
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Deposit more money now for more wisdom.
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The fuck?
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Bullshit machine.
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Hey, you can't
use that until you buy it.
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I'm buying it.
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(VEHICLE PLAYING LOUD MUSIC APPROACHING)
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Ah-ho!
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Your friend Daniel's house.
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Yeah. I'll take care of him.
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Rent, I mean, if you...
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What the hell are you doing here, man?
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Hi there, young warrior.
Good to see you.
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Yeah, I was on my way to
another appointment. A new client.
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I saw you here
looking all, all sad, like...
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So I decided to stop by.
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Why are you here?
I thought you went to California.
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I...
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We were.
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Fucking Elora Danan ditched me, man.
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I'm actually glad to see you.
I haven't really been feeling the best.
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Yeah, bro, I'm sorry I can't hear
your sad story right now.
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I gotta go. I got this other client.
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Fucker thinks he's a spirit. You know?
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He did turn a storm but fuck, whatever.
Everyone can do that.
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So, I'll check you later.
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Wait, you serious? No, come on, man.
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You will literally invade my life
whenever it's convenient for you, man.
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And as soon as I'm seeking help,
you just bail?
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Okay. Um...
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You got your sacred curlies in, right?
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- My what?
- Your sacred hairs!
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Your man mesh. Your nest of creation?
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Your he-muff, she-muff, they-muff
down there?
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See, long time ago,
when our sacred hairs came in like that,
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it meant that
we weren't children no more,
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and that we started
working for the people.
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You... You're acting like a kid, man.
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We all had a job, we all had a role.
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That's how we built strong nations.
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Like, each a stitch
in the great loin cloth of the people.
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I don't even know what that means, man.
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Fuck, I don't even know what it means.
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I'm just making it up
as we go along.
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Why you asking me these questions?
You weren't even my appointment today.
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Fuck. Take responsibility for yourself,
young warrior.
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Carry on, my wayward son.
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There will be peace when you're done.
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Ah-ho.
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I'm trying, man.
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WILLIE JACK: Oi!
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Let's go, then.
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Yeah. You see how Daniel's dad moved?
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Yeah. I heard.
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I think, bro, that it's all connected.
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Man, you sound like
you've been chilling with Big.
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She sounds like Big.
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Fuck no, I don't sound like Big.
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Uncle Brownie told us,
"Don't mess with bad medicine."
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What do we do?
Fucking mess with bad medicine.
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BEAR: Well, that was all you.
WILLIE JACK: Fucking cursed now.
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Seems like it's just
a bunch of coincidences.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
Elora taking off and ditching you.
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Yeah, but I mean,
maybe it's my fault she left, man.
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CHEESE: Guys?
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Maybe it's because
she's fucking selfish,
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doesn't give a shit about me.
Not because of a fucking curse.
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- Guys?
- Yes, it is! It's all connected!.
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- No, it's not, bro.
- Guys!
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(MEN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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What the fuck?
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Hey, bro.
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What the hell's going on?
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Tearing it down.
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Yeah, someone bought it last week.
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What, you all live here or something?
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No, it's like our secret hide-out.
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Ain't no secret anymore, man.
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Some Texas rancher bought it.
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To build some sort of...
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You know, mega church.
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- For White folks.
- And there's no curse.
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Is this your shit?
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Oh!
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Hell, no. Daniel. Shit, you guys
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- Fuck.
- See, I told you, man. Fucking cursed!
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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WORKER: Kinda looked like some
evil séance or some shit.
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- What are y'all doing with it?
- It's a memorial.
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What's with the commodity cheese?
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- Why're you asking so much questions?
- Told you. Fucking cursed.
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How the fuck do people
read these things?
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(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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- The fuck. Hey, what's that light mean?
-(BEEPING)
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(THUDDING)
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What the fuck?
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Shit.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Man, your grandma's got a rezzy-ass car.
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What the fuck do we do now?
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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WILLIAM KNIFE-MAN: Take a moment here
to pray. I want to pray for you.
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Ah-ho!
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Creator, thank you for these sacred
tater tots that my nephew, grandson,
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Grandpa here, has given me.
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Take care of his little heart like that
and his cholesterol in that good way.
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Ah-ho!
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So does this mean I'm a holy man now?
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Huh?
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No, no, you're not a holy man.
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I think I must be.
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You're not.
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What was Crazy Horse like?
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Crazy Horse? Oh, man.
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He was something. He was pretty awesome.
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His eyes were like the Thunder Beings
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looking at you, you know.
Most people think
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a warrior means to be
all macho like that.
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But no. Being a warrior means
being in touch with your feminine side.
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And Crazy Horse, he did that.
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He was a true warrior,
in touch with his man moon.
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Most people don't remember
that we once had a man moon.
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Yeah. Bleed once a month.
Happened every... Sacred time for us.
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Crazy Horse was the last one of us
to have a man moon.
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- Hmm.
- And then the white man took it from us.
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He had a gimpy leg too.
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About a foot shorter, he hobbled around.
That's why he rode the horse.
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I don't think you knew him.
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No, I didn't really know him.
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I mean, how do you really know somebody?
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-(CHUCKLES)
- But he was pretty girthy.
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Three hundred pounds. Very stoic.
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I wish I knew him more.
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Holy men can't be having
colonizer boobs on their wall.
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I told you.
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You're not a holy man,
grandson, nephew, brother.
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And you're not a regular spirit.
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You're one of those backwards spirits.
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Telling me Crazy Horse had a gimpy leg.
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- He did.
-(CHUCKLES)
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- I'm a holy man now.
- For fuck's sakes.
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BROWNIE: I'll have sacred duties.
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CHEESE: Who's he talking to?
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I think it's safe to say
he's delusional.
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Got to set a good example. Help others.
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Uncle!
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What? The director's cut
of Big Trouble in Little...
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I've never seen this one.
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What the hell are you kids doing here?
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We need help.
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No. You caught me right in the middle
of making myself a better man.
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- What's that mean?
- Means get the fuck out.
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Okay? What the fuck you doing with that?
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It was in the trash.
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My mistake. Leave me alone.
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WILLIE JACK: Fuck it, let's just go in.
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Shit's been fucked up, Uncle.
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Curse I did fucking flipped on me.
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Didn't it, bro?
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We just need your help.
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- You used bad medicine, didn't you?
- White medicine.
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I know you told me not to,
but bitch had to go.
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Well, you have to go back to whoever
put on the curse and start there.
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I told you, I don't mess
with bad luck medicine.
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You should really alphabeticize these.
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What?
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Just helps them easier to find.
It's why you lost Big Trouble.
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Well, I'll pay you some Sonics
if you do it for me.
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I can't read the small letters.
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Worth it.
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But you gotta let me watch this, though.
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You got it.
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(SIGHS)
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Think he's gonna stop?
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He's probably racist.
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Looks creepy.
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Nah, he's just white.
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Hey, where you headed?
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We're going to LA.
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LA, huh? Wow!
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I could get you as far as Amarillo.
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I'm going to that
big white cross with Jesus.
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I'll ride up front.
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I'm sorry it's messy.
I haven't had a chance to clean.
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- You guys don't mind messy.
- It's fine.
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Do you want some Flamers?
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- I'm good.
- You want some?
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They're my favorite.
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I'm fine.
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You guys are young,
you don't like Flamers?
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I'm Victor.
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I'm Janet.
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I'm Jackson.
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Really? Janet and Jackson?
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All right.
Well, straight up now, tell me,
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do you want to hear some jams
254
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:25,137
pumped into the car here
and hit the road?
255
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,643
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
256
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:35,606
This is a good song.
It's by a singer named Pat Green.
257
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,192
It's not a classic country song.
258
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,569
I like my country more modern.
259
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,905
Not the stuff that's stuck
in the honky tonks.
260
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:46,659
I need it on the main stage to really
understand it. This boy is from Dallas.
261
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:50,162
Can't argue with a Texan.
Listen to that voice.
262
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:53,165
Good voice, a great body.
263
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,334
That's an entertainer.
264
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,753
The full package.
265
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,591
(SINGING ALONG)
I was looking for somebody
266
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,887
All I'm living for is you
267
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,893
Came upon me wave on wave
268
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:18,357
I one time heard an old man
singing this song at karaoke,
269
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,110
and I just fell in love with it.
That's how I remember it.
270
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,115
Sadly, this reminds me
of myself a little bit.
271
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:32,454
"I wandered out to the water,
to see if I'd drown.
272
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:36,542
"I just know I'm going down."
That part. That part reminds me of me.
273
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,086
I think it's like he wrote it for me.
274
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,130
(CLEARS THROAT)
275
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,173
I'm a salesman, I travel all over.
276
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,341
I sell art.
277
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,512
Framed and matted art by painters
like Monet and van Gogh.
278
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,224
Those are famous painters.
Prints, of course. Not the real thing.
279
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,934
Those are hard to come by.
280
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:55,895
Kind of like a good friend.
281
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,527
I have a son.
282
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,488
I don't know him very well.
283
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,490
Another man raises him.
284
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,578
I'm still thinking about
when he was in diapers and...
285
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:18,083
Now he's in roller skates, jean shorts.
286
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,630
You know, all the things
teenage boys do and wear.
287
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,758
So you know how teenage boys are.
288
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,303
Right? You're two teenage girls.
289
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:33,057
Surely, you must have met
some boys along the way.
290
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,241
Uh, why did you turn?
291
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,246
- Hey, I asked you a question.
- Hmm?
292
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,414
Why did you turn?
293
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,793
There's just a gas station
a little further up the road.
294
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,670
Looks like your tank's half full.
295
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,297
You never know.
Once we hit the panhandle,
296
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,591
could be a while
before we hit another gas station.
297
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,551
You don't wanna get stuck with me,
do you?
298
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,724
Where the fuck are you taking us?
299
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,560
- Yeah, we're in the middle of nowhere.
- Just calm down.
300
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,479
- Hey, we asked you a question.
- Relax. No.
301
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,982
- Lock.
- What the fuck?
302
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,191
Hey, no swearing.
303
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,527
- I'll kick you in the fucking face...
- Calm down.
304
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,904
- ...if you don't pull over.
- Don't get razzed. (GROANS)
305
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,322
- Pull over!
- Oh, my God.
306
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,242
What the fuck are you doing? Stab him!
Stab his ass!
307
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,327
(SCREAMS)
308
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,079
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
309
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,205
Oh, my God!
310
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,708
- You bitches!
-(HONKS HORN)
311
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,585
- Fucking bitches. You stupid...
- I fucking warned you!
312
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,424
Get the fuck out, you backstabbers!
313
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:52,970
I tried to help you!
I tried to help you!
314
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:56,473
Fuck.
315
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,103
Our bags.
316
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,109
Our fucking money. Fuck!
317
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,444
(SIGHS)
318
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,237
Fuck.
319
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,075
Got a couple bucks.
320
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,460
Well, if one of you were handy,
you could take a look at my beer cooler.
321
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,627
I'm no maintenance man.
322
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,338
Shit. Turn it down.
323
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,384
These shitasses. Where's your uncle?
324
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,511
He's a holy man now.
325
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,680
Yeah, right.
And I'm a sex worker in Paris.
326
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,807
Tequila with a little lime, right?
327
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,225
Yes, you remembered.
328
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,436
And you're still too young, asshole.
329
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,730
Came to talk to you.
330
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,107
I need you to undo what you did.
331
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,987
What I did? You mean what you did.
332
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,491
Come on, man.
Whatever fucking Hogwarts shit
333
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,951
you got up your sleeve's
been causing it for all of us.
334
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,244
The curse came back on us
335
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,747
and is freakin' biting all of us
in the ass right now.
336
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,291
Well, I can't help that.
That's not my problem.
337
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,252
Quit being cheap,
my bro's fucking sad panties
338
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,046
and my hair is falling out like...
339
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,673
Where's your Gandalf stick or your wand?
340
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,717
We need to UNO reverse-card this shit.
341
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,678
I'm just the intercessor, the conjurer.
342
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,639
- The shaman.
- Yeah.
343
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,432
Do either of y'all have jobs?
344
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,726
No.
345
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,061
Job would straighten you out.
346
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,314
You wouldn't be going on and on
talking about curses and shit.
347
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:28,899
What's your job?
348
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,735
- You're looking at it.
- Drinking?
349
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,029
No. Disability, shitass.
350
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,074
You need a job. A real job. You hear me?
351
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,242
All right.
352
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,743
Give me back that hair then.
353
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:43,038
I wish I could,
but I don't got it no more.
354
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,166
I don't just keep vials of hair
laying around my house.
355
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,460
Let's go, bro. This wizard's cooked.
356
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,837
Told you.
357
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,006
You're gonna need
a more powerful wizard than me.
358
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,383
Like a level five.
359
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,469
But I heard most of them are dead.
360
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,179
And a J-O-B wouldn't hurt.
361
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,431
- This is a waste of time.
- Kinda sound like my dad.
362
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,566
Yeah, and that's where I met Bethany.
363
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:14,319
She was at the wild onion dinner.
She was the only white woman there.
364
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:19,116
Well, that white woman is stupid if
she don't take this handsome man back.
365
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,285
AUNTIE B: Dang.
366
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,786
BUCKY: You think she'll like it?
367
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:23,871
AUNTIE B: Hell, yes.
368
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,497
- Hey, young blood.
-'Sup?
369
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,541
- Hey.
- Hey... (SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)
370
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,459
I know you. Who's your dad?
371
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,297
You know his dad. You used to
snag around with him. Little braids.
372
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:38,969
Ennit. Little Braids. Dang, boy.
I was almost your mama.
373
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,180
Where's he at these days? Jail?
374
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,140
He's in California.
375
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,349
Aw!
376
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,227
Just all dadless, ennit?
It's okay.
377
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,687
Your mom will find another one.
378
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,273
What you kids want? Need a trim, niece?
379
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,320
We need more of Jackie's hair.
You know, for the curse we did.
380
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,115
What hair? I don't be giving out hair.
You crazy?
381
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,201
- You gave us hair last time.
- Hair for a curse.
382
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,452
I don't be giving out hair.
383
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,662
Are you trying to scare
all my customers?
384
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,498
But you did... You gave us some hair.
385
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,293
I believe I will just sweep up
my own hair.
386
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:17,925
Yeah. You know, if you two are putting
a curse on someone, take it from me.
387
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,719
That bad medicine
will come back on you hard.
388
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:24,264
Fuck, I know. Trying to undo it.
That's why we're here.
389
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,226
But I told you, I don't be
giving out hair for curses.
390
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,186
Go on, acting like I'm a witch.
391
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,524
You good, bro?
392
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:46,203
Hey. Here, put these in your pocket.
393
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,248
Why?
394
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,708
We're gonna break that curse.
395
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,127
(CHUCKLES) Let's go, then.
396
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:03,345
You need something from the person
that you cursed, something personal.
397
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,014
It doesn't have to be hair.
It can be anything.
398
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,852
Her Auntie Bev's.
She might have something.
399
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,854
Let's go there, fuck.
400
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,732
Okay, then.
So, where's this Auntie Bev's?
401
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,901
Fuck, I don't even know.
402
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,781
She works at IHS.
403
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,366
Yeah, fuck.
404
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,868
(CHUCKLES) What's wrong with him?
405
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:29,997
He's got daddy issues.
406
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,958
I ain't got daddy issues.
407
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,877
Hey, we all got daddy issues.
408
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:46,555
You stabbed that fool in the arm.
409
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,643
Yeah, I guess I did.
410
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,563
Fucking stabbed him up.
411
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,194
You don't think he's gonna like,
die or anything, do you?
412
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:04,448
It was just his arm.
I might have broke that fucker's jaw.
413
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,075
But I warned him though.
414
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,705
This catfish is shit.
415
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,584
Yeah, it's got nothing
on Rob and Cleo's.
416
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,840
Your friend Daniel...
417
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,137
It wasn't that long ago, was it?
418
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,141
About a year ago.
419
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,772
He was cool.
420
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:37,898
Coolest.
421
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:44,988
My brother died.
422
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:48,533
He was cool, too.
423
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,256
{\an8}Bethany kicked me out again.
424
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:11,765
Try this.
425
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:14,393
{\an8}Huh. Man Moon.
426
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,481
"Am I the problem?"
427
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:24,986
WOMAN: Mabel Post Oak? Mabel Post Oak?
428
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,491
Let me get this straight.
429
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,575
(PHONE CHIMES)
430
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,244
Hold on. My bro Cheese is texting me.
431
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,671
You took her hair...
432
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,217
You got a White Wizard
to put a curse on her.
433
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,137
You didn't think it would work,
but it did.
434
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:55,267
And now you need a hair clip
or something to break the curse.
435
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:58,520
Yep.
436
00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,063
Yeah.
437
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:05,277
What's your address? You know what?
Don't even tell me. I know your mom.
438
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:09,197
Your dad works here.
I'm going to refer you to...
439
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,323
drug court.
440
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,658
(SIGHS)
441
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:13,243
I hate this place.
442
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:14,578
Bye.
443
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,123
What happened?
444
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,666
She's ain't gonna help us.
445
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:20,792
(SIGHS)
446
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:25,714
Man, Willie Jack. There's no curse, bro.
It's just kids' shit.
447
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:27,841
Can we go eat some catfish?
448
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,637
I'd help you if you did a curse.
449
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,601
(VIDEO PLAYING)
450
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,605
I'm sure there were six extra frames
when he exploded.
451
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,567
Your friends coming to pick you up?
452
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,029
I don't got no extra seat
on the lawnmower.
453
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:52,324
They're almost done. Bucky's with them.
454
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:53,950
- Bucky?
- Yeah.
455
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,995
He's knowledgeable about this stuff.
He's really smart.
456
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,747
Might even be a wizard himself.
457
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,081
Where are you going?
458
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:01,958
Turn it off! Let's go.
459
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,754
Bucky doesn't know what he's doing.
He'll make it worse.
460
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:07,839
Thought you said
you didn't have an extra seat.
461
00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:29,152
Can we pull over?
462
00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:33,281
For real. Can we pull over, please?
463
00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:34,908
Why? Gotta take a shit?
464
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:40,872
Damn! What you doing now?
465
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,583
Oh, my God.
466
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:48,505
(SIGHS) Willie Jack, I support you.
467
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,133
I just gotta go, man. I'm sorry.
468
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:58,765
- Fuck.
- He gonna be okay?
469
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,643
(EXHALES)
470
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,478
Just all alone now. Fuck.
471
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:10,694
String theory explains this.
472
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,990
You know, every element of our bodies
473
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,201
was made inside an exploding star.
474
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:22,289
We just borrow stardust until we die,
475
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,834
and then we return it
for something else to use.
476
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:29,087
We're like vibrating strings, you know.
477
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,506
Notes of the cosmos.
478
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,259
And each and every one of them
479
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,721
have their own part of the song.
480
00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:41,808
Take away one part
and that song changes,
481
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:46,146
but the song never dies.
482
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:54,404
Got any Shotgun Willy then?
483
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,156
Sure, on the left.
484
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:00,118
No bars.
485
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,581
The fuck are we gonna do?
486
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:09,961
We could steal a car.
487
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,173
(SCOFFS) Steal a car?
488
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:15,383
It's easy.
489
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,969
Most folks leave their keys
in their cars anyways.
490
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,638
Especially these bumpkins.
491
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,315
Let's go.
492
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:42,744
Hey, let's start with this one.
493
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:44,996
Are you sure?
494
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,873
Didn't you steal a chip truck before?
495
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,084
Yeah, but this is kind of
fucking different.
496
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,502
It's the same. Come on.
497
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,138
- Gotta be here.
- Fuck, hurry up.
498
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:04,891
Got it, come on.
499
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,479
Hey, get the fuck outta here!
500
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,148
Someone's breaking into the car.
501
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,233
Shit! Bail.
502
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,485
Guys, someone's breaking into the car.
503
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,327
- Go, go, go!
- Fuck!
504
00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:28,665
(MEN WHOOPING)
505
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:29,833
(GUN FIRES)
506
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,418
Fuck! Fuck!
507
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:35,714
ELORA: Run!