1 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:06,540 MUSIC: I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday by Wizzard 2 00:01:06,590 --> 00:01:09,460 ♪ When the snowman brings the snow ♪ 3 00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:13,060 ♪ Well, he just might like to know ♪ 4 00:01:13,110 --> 00:01:17,110 ♪ Hes put a great, big smile on somebody's face ♪ 5 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:23,780 ♪ If you jump into your bed ♪ 6 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:26,940 ♪ Quickly cover up your head ♪ 7 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:28,740 ♪ Don't you lock the doors ♪ 8 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:32,790 ♪ You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way ♪ 9 00:01:33,790 --> 00:01:39,202 ♪ Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day... ♪ 10 00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:46,233 ♪ .. When the kids start singing and the band begins to play ♪ 11 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:54,061 ♪ Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day. ♪ 12 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:56,420 I was just getting into that. 13 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:57,940 What are you doing? 14 00:01:57,990 --> 00:01:59,521 Roast potatoes. 15 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:01,980 Were doing Christmas. 16 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:03,340 Christmas. 17 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,584 Christmas Day, December 25th. You've heard of it? 18 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,415 No work today, so the bottles on the table. 19 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:15,060 I know we didn't have decorations last year. But, er... 20 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:16,740 I couldn't find them last year. 21 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:19,260 They're only supposed to have stored essentials here. 22 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:23,310 I think its kind of adorable someone thinks tinsel is essential. 23 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:33,434 I figured it'd be good for us to have a meal, a drink, talk... 24 00:02:33,512 --> 00:02:35,285 Good for you or me? 25 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,500 Come on. What has it been, five years? 26 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:39,780 How many sentences have you said to me? Three? 27 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:43,780 I mean, I'm exaggerating... a little. 28 00:02:43,994 --> 00:02:45,820 But, come on, there is a little bit of 29 00:02:46,228 --> 00:02:49,494 a conversational drought happening here. My ears need water. 30 00:02:49,533 --> 00:02:50,940 I'm not big on conversation. 31 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,447 - Practice makes perfect. - Maybe I'll bore you. 32 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,423 Buddy, look, at this point, 33 00:02:55,932 --> 00:02:58,401 being bored by anything other than snow 34 00:02:58,455 --> 00:03:00,494 would be a relief. 35 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:01,971 So come on. 36 00:03:02,736 --> 00:03:03,932 Chitchat. 37 00:03:06,710 --> 00:03:07,710 Conversate... 38 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,060 Something. 39 00:03:09,110 --> 00:03:10,713 Come on, for me. 40 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:13,780 For Christmas. 41 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:15,119 What do you want to talk about? 42 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:20,900 Why are you here? 43 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,736 No-one ends up here 44 00:03:22,822 --> 00:03:25,838 without things going to total shit for them back out there. 45 00:03:25,932 --> 00:03:27,460 Its a job, not a jail. 46 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:29,572 Often one and the same thing. 47 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:32,260 So... 48 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:36,205 what went wrong for you out there? 49 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:38,814 Nothing. 50 00:03:40,190 --> 00:03:41,471 Bullshit. 51 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,580 Its not an interrogation! 52 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:46,869 What about you? 53 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,096 An icebreaker. You're learning. 54 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:51,861 What went to shit for you? 55 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:56,750 - Sure you don't want that drink? - Did you talk your way into trouble? 56 00:03:58,390 --> 00:03:59,947 In a roundabout way. 57 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:04,338 I talked to people. Made money from it. 58 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:05,486 Why? What were you? 59 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:09,619 Some sort of a Los Angeles drive-time DJ? 60 00:04:09,697 --> 00:04:11,244 I was not a DJ. 61 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:14,780 More like a guru. 62 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:17,182 Oh, don't say you were a spiritual guru. 63 00:04:17,635 --> 00:04:21,377 I was decidedly not a spiritual guru. 64 00:04:28,353 --> 00:04:31,340 Hello, Harry. I'm patched through now. How are you doing? 65 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:33,540 Sorry, I'm not quite dressed yet. 66 00:04:33,590 --> 00:04:35,380 Don't worry that's why I'm here. 67 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:37,940 Just show me what you're planning on wearing 68 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:39,908 and well take things from there. 69 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,940 - How about this? - Doesn't work. 70 00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:48,395 Its boring blue and you're not boring blue. Not tonight. 71 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:51,660 Right. Which one of these is good? 72 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:53,980 Like I said, white shirt with a black tie 73 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:56,380 with a slim-cut Grey jacket. 74 00:04:56,430 --> 00:05:00,430 Classic, timeless. Smart. 75 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:03,500 I don't usually do jackets. 76 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:05,540 You don't usually do anything. 77 00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:08,460 And sort out that hair, because... 78 00:05:08,607 --> 00:05:09,607 ok. 79 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:15,510 Remember those breathing techniques we talked about, ok? 80 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,076 You're going to do fine. 81 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:18,717 Its going to be fine. 82 00:05:27,350 --> 00:05:28,740 Shes cute. 83 00:05:28,790 --> 00:05:30,100 Yes. 84 00:05:30,150 --> 00:05:31,498 Not out loud. 85 00:05:32,350 --> 00:05:33,818 Absolutely. 86 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:39,110 You need to pick your spots when you want to talk out loud. ok? 87 00:05:39,830 --> 00:05:44,162 Ok. The function room is in the back. 88 00:05:44,287 --> 00:05:47,580 Trust me, if you walk in there like you belong, 89 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:49,026 no-ones going to say anything. 90 00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:50,199 Ok. 91 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:53,620 So what were you running, some corporate espionage outfit? 92 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:55,190 Romantic services. 93 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,737 Boy meets girl thanks to... 94 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:00,892 "in-the-field assistance". 95 00:06:01,030 --> 00:06:04,048 You coached dorks whilst they cruised singles bars. 96 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:07,260 Singles bars are depressing. Wed do regular bars and clubs. 97 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:12,294 But at Christmas time... wed gate-crash office parties. 98 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:15,950 See, there's this dynamic to Christmas work parties. 99 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:19,460 All the attractive women have been surrounded by 100 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:22,460 regulation office ass-clowns for the whole year, 101 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:24,460 and now they want to let their hair down. 102 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,540 According to the pop psychologist. 103 00:06:26,590 --> 00:06:28,411 So I know how the mind works. 104 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:32,060 Now, don't stand around like a lamppost. 105 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:33,500 Walk over to the bar. 106 00:06:33,550 --> 00:06:36,036 Remember. Always move with purpose. 107 00:06:38,470 --> 00:06:39,780 Yeah, who's next? 108 00:06:39,830 --> 00:06:40,900 Yeah. Can I have a...? 109 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:45,291 Three pints, a vodka Diet Coke and a shot of tequila. 110 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:48,228 Yeah. Don't worry about him, all right? 111 00:06:48,963 --> 00:06:51,140 Just grab one of those empty bottles off the bar 112 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:53,740 while Captain Douchebag orders his piss-water. 113 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:55,642 Were just going to need it for a prop anyway. 114 00:06:56,230 --> 00:06:57,700 Have a look around. 115 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:01,548 See anything you like? 116 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:11,669 What? The blonde? 117 00:07:13,653 --> 00:07:15,208 The dark-haired girl? 118 00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:17,740 Interesting choice. 119 00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:19,833 Go straight over, but focus on the blonde. 120 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,028 Now. Come on. 121 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:24,747 Confidence. You can do this. 122 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,208 Hold on, just finding out who they are. 123 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:44,220 Ok, bullshit opener. 124 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:48,216 Try the horse story. At the blonde girl. 125 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:53,036 Hey, so, did anyone see that guy outside riding the horse? 126 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,420 - Did you see him? - What? A guy on a horse? 127 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:58,300 Yeah, like, 20 minutes ago, this guy, shirtless, 128 00:07:58,350 --> 00:08:00,900 - riding a horse down the high street. - Really? 129 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:02,860 Yeah, honestly. He, er... 130 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:05,580 The weirdest part was that he had a bow and arrow, right? 131 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:07,060 What? A real bow and arrow? 132 00:08:07,110 --> 00:08:09,940 I swear to God. He probably did it for a bet 133 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:13,460 but he looked like something out of Tolkien, you know? 134 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:16,154 Sorry, who are you? 135 00:08:16,216 --> 00:08:19,220 Stall until I... until I find something. 136 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:21,020 I'm pretty sure I'm me. 137 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:26,990 Just you're not from the office. Who do you know from here? 138 00:08:27,630 --> 00:08:29,650 Say, "I know you." Friendly. 139 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,791 I know you, for one. 140 00:08:35,990 --> 00:08:37,220 Dawson. 141 00:08:37,270 --> 00:08:40,591 Dawson, isn't it? 142 00:08:40,831 --> 00:08:42,864 You met at Kath's barbecue. 143 00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:46,460 Yeah. We met at Kath's barbecue back in... 144 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:50,510 - June. - .. June or so. Yeah. 145 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,220 He had a pork pie hat. 146 00:08:54,270 --> 00:08:56,220 You had a poor guys hat. 147 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,420 A PORK PIE hat. 148 00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:02,470 A pork pie hat that you wore on your head. 149 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:10,020 He'll pretend he remembers, even though 150 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:12,044 he wont actually know if he does. 151 00:09:12,670 --> 00:09:13,780 Right. 152 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:15,660 Yeah? 153 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:17,940 Yeah, sorry. 154 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:20,220 No. No, no worries. No worries. 155 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:21,660 Crazy night. 156 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:24,379 You're doing fine. Don't neglect the blonde. 157 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,710 You, I don't know. 158 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:29,187 - Amy. - Amy. Hi. 159 00:09:29,218 --> 00:09:31,140 Get her to introduce you to the dark-haired girl. 160 00:09:31,429 --> 00:09:35,420 So, are all of your friends this suspicious? 161 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:36,580 Nice. 162 00:09:36,630 --> 00:09:37,980 I don't think so. 163 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:39,647 This is Jennifer. 164 00:09:39,734 --> 00:09:41,858 - Hi, Jennifer. - Hi. 165 00:09:42,985 --> 00:09:46,700 Now focus on Amy and well do that funny material that we worked on. 166 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:50,260 Anyway, this guy gets off the horse and hes got a backpack, right? 167 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:52,910 The tactic, generally, was to deliberately 168 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:56,990 freeze out the one you were actually interested in. 169 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,699 For one thing you wouldn't seem needy but... 170 00:09:59,790 --> 00:10:04,527 also they would, most times, sort of lean in naturally. 171 00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:06,740 People want to be noticed. 172 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:10,220 They don't like to be shut out. It makes them feel invisible. 173 00:10:10,270 --> 00:10:14,270 But this girl... 174 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:18,510 This girl seemed content with being ignored. 175 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,668 Maybe she could smell a loser. 176 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,113 No. 177 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,740 No. She was an outsider. 178 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,996 An attractive outsider. 179 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:33,309 There's nothing more tantalising than that. 180 00:10:50,168 --> 00:10:53,110 Huh. Well, shes off. ok. 181 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,292 Gonna be a challenge. Don't quit. 182 00:10:56,395 --> 00:11:00,180 Lets let our friend Amy here yadder on for a little while and then, uh, 183 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:02,735 find an excuse to slip away. 184 00:11:02,814 --> 00:11:07,157 They will sit outside on the balcony till, like, four in the morning... 185 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:10,161 Listen, I've just go to the little boys room. 186 00:11:10,257 --> 00:11:13,603 So just keep the party going and I'll, you know... 187 00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,040 Sure. 188 00:11:25,262 --> 00:11:26,972 Do you actually have to go? 189 00:11:26,997 --> 00:11:29,548 Yeah, but its not easy with you watching. 190 00:11:31,629 --> 00:11:33,556 I promise. I wont peek. 191 00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:43,790 So you streamed everything he saw, and he trusted you with that? 192 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:47,376 Well... it was only me watching. 193 00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:52,470 Jesus, how much urine? Hes pissing like a harpooned cow. 194 00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:55,228 It's making me want to go. 195 00:11:55,696 --> 00:11:56,704 Well, it is! 196 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:04,665 Ok, there's our girl. All right, Harry. 197 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:08,048 Your best bet is to just go over and start talking to her. 198 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,064 You just want to establish a rapport. 199 00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:12,103 Ok. Don't be scared of her. 200 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:16,376 Ok, guys, any observations so far, helping our man out here? 201 00:12:16,462 --> 00:12:19,900 Here's whats interesting, shes pretty but no-ones hitting on her. 202 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:21,460 Probably means they've given up. 203 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:22,823 She always gives them the brush-off cos... 204 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,556 They're regular types, shes an outsider with zero in common. 205 00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:27,307 Good, that's a possible in. 206 00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:31,557 Harry, engage in conversation, but be cynical. Right? Cutting. 207 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:36,190 Like Bonnie and Clyde, huh? You two against the world. 208 00:12:39,495 --> 00:12:42,190 Confidence. Confidence. Just talk to her. 209 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,820 I don't really get parties. You know? 210 00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:49,260 You just kind of turn up and its... its enforced fun, all night. 211 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:53,253 Talk about what TV shows you've fallen behind on. 212 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:54,776 Pretend to be happy. 213 00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:58,932 Maybe everyone else enjoys it, maybe its just me? 214 00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:00,860 Its definitely not just you. 215 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:04,910 Good start, now do some more outsider small talk. 216 00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:09,510 And keep looking at her. I need to gauge her reactions. 217 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,728 So I noticed you sitting alone on the edge 218 00:13:13,868 --> 00:13:16,542 and I thought, "Hey, kindred spirit." 219 00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:21,860 I really hate when people say "kindred spirit", you know. 220 00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:23,301 And people that do that. 221 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:25,762 Me too. 222 00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:30,060 Yeah, I guess you don't really like parties either. 223 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,116 The noise wrecks it for me. 224 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:37,300 All the talking and talking, it never fucking stops. 225 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:40,380 Ok, she curses, so should you. 226 00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,820 Shit, fucking, 227 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:44,660 I fucking always totally think that its fucking shit. You know? 228 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:46,475 I can't think through all the babble. 229 00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:50,421 I only got through it last year because I was on drugs. 230 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,180 I'm sorry, whats that? Whats that? 231 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:56,260 Just, like, pills, but 232 00:13:56,310 --> 00:14:00,310 they must've been pretty strong because I actually enjoyed myself. 233 00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:01,940 That's cool. 234 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,260 Don't say cool. 235 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,940 I wish I had some drugs right now. 236 00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,540 No, you don't. 237 00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:08,180 I'm just... I'm joking. 238 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,700 I don't take them any more. 239 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,940 Say, "That's good." 240 00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:12,820 Well, that's good, because you don't... 241 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,903 You don't need that shit in your system, no. 242 00:14:16,059 --> 00:14:18,140 I'd say shes a level four rock chick. 243 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,460 Semi-reformed. Probably respond well to spiritual conversation. 244 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:25,120 I don't think I can face fucking weeks of that. I might bail, boys. 245 00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,500 Ok, look, its too public here. 246 00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:30,659 Ask if you can move someplace quieter, where you can really talk. 247 00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:38,380 People just want to be heard. 248 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,370 That's why 90% of seduction is just listening. 249 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,900 Or at least pulling a face like you're listening. 250 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,378 That works, too. The important thing is to make them feel important. 251 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:49,300 Like they can make you want to extinguish 252 00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:51,144 the rest of the world and focus on them. 253 00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:56,698 Full attention. 254 00:14:57,394 --> 00:14:59,636 Like you're not giving me now. Whats wrong? 255 00:14:59,714 --> 00:15:02,651 - That clock. - What about it? 256 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,026 I just... I just never noticed it before. 257 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,355 In five years? Jesus. 258 00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:14,580 Anyway, the point is to stay locked in on them 259 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:18,340 long enough to build a rapport. 260 00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:21,420 So, well, I would guess that either every guy in there has 261 00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:25,380 already tried to hit on you or maybe they find you too intimidating. 262 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:26,900 Am I intimidating? 263 00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:29,349 No, no, no, no, no. I'm just er... 264 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:32,820 No, I just imagine that they all kind of want to get in inside your... 265 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:33,802 Head. 266 00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:34,880 Head. 267 00:15:35,653 --> 00:15:37,325 Some of them have tried. 268 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,140 Not directly. They send messages, 269 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,770 or they make it so you know what they're thinking. 270 00:15:43,825 --> 00:15:45,489 Yeah. That can't be fun. 271 00:15:45,638 --> 00:15:47,380 Its just tiring, you know. 272 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:49,575 It just doesn't end, ever. 273 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,777 - I wouldn't know, I never hit on anyone. - Really? 274 00:15:53,802 --> 00:15:54,958 Ok, er... 275 00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:57,185 ask her how long shes worked there. 276 00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:00,660 - So, how long you worked for... - Magson Frank. 277 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,380 Magson Frank. 278 00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:03,780 Three years. 279 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,780 Oh, wow. So three Christmas parties... 280 00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,860 This will be my last. 281 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:09,820 Oh, really? Are you leaving? 282 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:12,778 I've been planning it forever, but you know what its like. 283 00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:16,310 You know you have to do it, but when it comes right down to it, 284 00:16:16,349 --> 00:16:18,700 its hard to work up the courage. 285 00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:20,474 You can empathize with that. 286 00:16:21,255 --> 00:16:23,505 Yeah. Its like when you want to jump into a pool, 287 00:16:23,552 --> 00:16:25,599 and you're worried that the waters going to be cold. 288 00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:28,700 But you know moments after you jump in that it'll be fine. 289 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,466 Its the fear of the shock that holds you back. 290 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,660 Ultimately the only thing you're worried about is 291 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:36,724 the transition from one state to another, 292 00:16:36,858 --> 00:16:39,732 and that can't hurt you because its... its just a state change. 293 00:16:39,786 --> 00:16:42,607 Great stuff, kid. Almost word-for-word. 294 00:16:43,662 --> 00:16:46,724 That's exactly right, its just a state change. 295 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:49,620 Right. And its frustrating cos you've always got these ten 296 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:50,900 voices in your head saying, 297 00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:53,580 "Don't do it" and another ten in your head saying, "Do it". 298 00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,342 Which one do you listen to? 299 00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:56,982 The "do it" s. 300 00:16:57,178 --> 00:16:58,340 Really? 301 00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:00,470 Yeah. If you don't like it, you can just cut and run. 302 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:03,185 You know, get it over and done with. 303 00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:07,076 You're right. I will. 304 00:17:08,892 --> 00:17:09,892 Well. 305 00:17:10,392 --> 00:17:11,787 To changing states. 306 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,568 To changing states. 307 00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:17,900 Sorry. 308 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:18,980 She touched his knee. 309 00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,580 She touched his fucking knee! 310 00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:23,100 Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, please. 311 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:27,150 Harry, you're doing great. Ask her if she would like another drink. 312 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,191 Listen. Let me get you another drink. 313 00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:32,324 Let me think. 314 00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:33,840 I just need the loo a sec. 315 00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:42,220 So thanks to you some gawko finally meets a girl. 316 00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:43,965 Its not much of a Christmas story. 317 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:46,418 I haven't finished yet. 318 00:17:47,294 --> 00:17:49,160 Maybe he comes down her chimney. 319 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:02,584 - I just don't feel comfortable doing this. - What? 320 00:18:02,939 --> 00:18:05,809 I mean she... I like her. She likes you. 321 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:10,336 Its cheating. I'd never have even had the nerve to talk to her. 322 00:18:10,391 --> 00:18:11,921 Aren't you glad you did? 323 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,980 Yeah, I... Yes. Yes. But I just... 324 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:17,780 Its just a bit of a nightmare having you, you know, 325 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,900 all of you in my head, watching us... 326 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,860 Telling me what to do. 327 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,980 I just want to talk to her myself. 328 00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:26,260 And its... its a bit of a head-fuck. 329 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:28,679 I kind of want you all to go away... 330 00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:30,053 Hey. 331 00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:36,460 - Come back to mine. - Sorry? 332 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,700 I want you to come back to mine. 333 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,540 I thought about asking you, and a little voice said, "Do it". 334 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,757 So I'm doing it. 335 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,387 Say yes! 336 00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:49,020 I want to do this. 337 00:18:49,239 --> 00:18:50,973 Its my way of saying thanks. 338 00:18:55,357 --> 00:18:56,920 Sorry. No. 339 00:18:58,426 --> 00:19:00,780 On his first run! His first bloody run! 340 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:03,387 - Just say yes. - Yes. Yes. Yes. 341 00:19:12,342 --> 00:19:15,186 I don't usually bring people back here. 342 00:19:15,444 --> 00:19:17,679 Well, I'm honoured. 343 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:18,850 Come in. 344 00:19:18,887 --> 00:19:19,890 Did you watch? 345 00:19:20,136 --> 00:19:23,538 When they went back to hers and got up to whatever they got up to... 346 00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,691 did you carry on watching through his eyes? 347 00:19:29,147 --> 00:19:30,897 What do you think I am? 348 00:19:32,061 --> 00:19:33,771 Clearly, I don't know. 349 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,913 Maybe if you spoke to me more, you'd know. 350 00:19:37,557 --> 00:19:41,307 No. My job was done. 351 00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:43,507 Of course I didn't watch. 352 00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:45,444 - Here? - Mm-hm. - Ok. 353 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:50,900 Nice place. I like the mantelpiece... 354 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:52,500 and that bird. 355 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,190 Kooky decor... 356 00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:56,722 Indicating sexual adventurousness. 357 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,700 I'll get the drinks. 358 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,292 - Yeah, ok. I'll just sit... - The bedrooms that way. 359 00:20:06,753 --> 00:20:08,776 - Yeah, ok. - I'll meet you in there. 360 00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:27,938 Ok, Harry. 361 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,860 You're going to the moon. 362 00:20:30,532 --> 00:20:32,938 Just sooner than expected. 363 00:20:33,282 --> 00:20:34,964 I can't... I can't do it. 364 00:20:35,236 --> 00:20:36,462 This is first-time nerves. 365 00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:39,644 Its all happening so suddenly. I didn't expect this, this quickly. 366 00:20:39,683 --> 00:20:40,580 You just got to roll with it. 367 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,627 I don't want you all to see, all right? 368 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:46,580 - Oh, now hes Mr Fucking Ethics. - Wait. You were happy to take a window seat while others did it. 369 00:20:46,627 --> 00:20:50,630 - That was different! - I didn't hear any objections when he watched me getting sucked off 370 00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:52,641 by that German girl. That was a first date. 371 00:20:52,844 --> 00:20:55,740 - Refund. - Look, shes too real. - This is too real. 372 00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:56,940 Nothing is too real. 373 00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,165 Yeah, but... 374 00:21:02,899 --> 00:21:04,849 You're standing. 375 00:21:05,445 --> 00:21:09,445 Yeah, I... I just didn't want to be too presumptuous. 376 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,688 I need you on the bed. 377 00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:14,793 Jesus! 378 00:21:27,907 --> 00:21:30,508 (They can't fucking wait.) 379 00:21:33,969 --> 00:21:37,368 Is she going to take that top off? 380 00:21:37,514 --> 00:21:39,424 If there's no tits. I want a discount. 381 00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:43,227 They're going to have sex. You're getting the season finale in episode one. 382 00:21:43,305 --> 00:21:45,469 Yeah, but if I don't see her tits... 383 00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:49,746 Will you please be patient? Jesus... have some respect. 384 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,739 Hey. Are you ok in there? 385 00:21:57,468 --> 00:21:59,282 Wow. What is that? 386 00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:03,501 "Fuck them" is what it is. A big glass of "fuck them". 387 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,627 Fu... fuck who? 388 00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:08,740 Always saying what to do, half saying one thing, half saying another. 389 00:22:09,368 --> 00:22:12,259 The talk, the constant talk. 390 00:22:12,447 --> 00:22:14,180 This isn't good. I'm not getting tits, am I? 391 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:17,260 I stopped taking the pills they said I should take, 392 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:20,060 because they dulled the sound. 393 00:22:20,412 --> 00:22:26,553 Always, they've spoken to me, always there, and I've had it. 394 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:29,503 Oh ok, Harry, I think we should think about wrapping this up. 395 00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:34,122 I was planning on drinking this tonight to make them stop, but I was wavering. 396 00:22:34,430 --> 00:22:36,739 Coward, fucking coward, 397 00:22:36,918 --> 00:22:39,630 and then I met you, 398 00:22:40,761 --> 00:22:42,303 and it was fate. 399 00:22:42,825 --> 00:22:45,723 You knew what it was like and you said do it. 400 00:22:45,770 --> 00:22:49,489 So now, were saying "fuck it" together. 401 00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:52,020 - Whats in the drink? - It doesn't matter. Wrap it up. 402 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:55,780 I know you hear them too. I saw you talking to them. 403 00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:57,940 No. They're real people, these are real people. 404 00:22:57,990 --> 00:22:59,580 There's no such thing as real people. 405 00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:02,220 Harry, get out of there now! 406 00:23:02,270 --> 00:23:04,340 Its like a club, its a club, where we meet girls 407 00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:05,540 and they talk us through... 408 00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:07,820 - No-one understands me, either. - No. 409 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:11,420 All night, they've been watching us and there's this one guy, 410 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:13,580 hes the leader. Hes the leader. 411 00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:15,460 Were the same. 412 00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:18,020 They are watching us. All night, they've been watching. 413 00:23:18,070 --> 00:23:19,980 They can see you. They can see me. 414 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:22,540 No-one understands what that's like. 415 00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:25,260 There are a hundred who see through me, 416 00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:30,091 standing at their government depots, shouting what to think. 417 00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:33,940 Not any more. 418 00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:45,060 - You too. - I don't want it. 419 00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:48,420 - Its a state change. - I don't want it. 420 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,220 Its just a transition 421 00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:53,980 and soon, they wont be there and well be free. 422 00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:57,740 Please... Please... I don't want it. 423 00:23:57,790 --> 00:23:59,220 You do. 424 00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:01,380 You do. Sh... 425 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,159 You do. 426 00:24:06,184 --> 00:24:07,184 She murdered him? 427 00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:08,980 A mercy killing, shed say. 428 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:11,707 So, when did you find out about this? 429 00:24:12,246 --> 00:24:14,527 I mean, when did you know that this had happened? 430 00:24:16,229 --> 00:24:19,184 I saw it on a newscast, I think. 431 00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:28,900 Wipe and destroy everything. Ok? Everything. 432 00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:30,082 Now go. 433 00:25:20,710 --> 00:25:21,873 Matthew? 434 00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:24,264 Whats going on? 435 00:25:26,448 --> 00:25:28,078 What are you doing? 436 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:40,100 So Claire... she was my wife. 437 00:25:40,951 --> 00:25:43,694 Shes British, you'd like her. 438 00:25:44,506 --> 00:25:46,951 And I'm your wife, in fact. 439 00:25:46,998 --> 00:25:50,248 Claire found out I was involved and took, 440 00:25:50,678 --> 00:25:54,530 what you might call a dim view. 441 00:25:54,631 --> 00:25:55,940 She blocked me. 442 00:25:56,158 --> 00:25:57,697 You ever been blocked? 443 00:25:57,799 --> 00:26:00,123 I've had enough. Matthew, its done. 444 00:26:00,155 --> 00:26:02,049 - Stop it. Stop - Not this time. 445 00:26:04,572 --> 00:26:05,980 It drives you crazy. 446 00:26:06,221 --> 00:26:08,705 Once they hit that button, that's it, you're locked out. 447 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,135 End of conversation. You can't hear or speak to them. 448 00:26:12,181 --> 00:26:13,885 They can't hear or speak to you. 449 00:26:14,659 --> 00:26:19,457 Every time you look at them, there's just this... anonymous shape. 450 00:26:20,566 --> 00:26:23,895 It usually only lasts for about, like, an hour. 451 00:26:24,005 --> 00:26:27,816 But when they leave it going... oh, shit. 452 00:26:29,110 --> 00:26:31,676 Price of progress, I suppose. 453 00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:39,140 We all got... We all got Zed-Eyes put in, right. 454 00:26:39,777 --> 00:26:41,363 Which is all fine and dandy 455 00:26:41,388 --> 00:26:43,747 until something like this happens and then its bullshit. 456 00:26:44,887 --> 00:26:46,832 You can't even take them out. 457 00:26:52,895 --> 00:26:54,685 Packet gravy. 458 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,552 How British. 459 00:27:03,430 --> 00:27:05,395 Merry Christmas. 460 00:27:16,794 --> 00:27:20,145 Now were festive. Huh? 461 00:27:22,169 --> 00:27:23,755 To Christmas! 462 00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:36,239 Anyway, she left me, took custody of Mel. 463 00:27:36,427 --> 00:27:37,959 That's our daughter. 464 00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:41,783 Hence stranding me in this lovely place. 465 00:27:42,403 --> 00:27:44,145 I didn't want to be surrounded by reminders. 466 00:27:52,942 --> 00:27:53,942 What? 467 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,509 Did you hear that? 468 00:27:55,724 --> 00:27:57,060 Hear what? 469 00:28:05,470 --> 00:28:07,685 Well, anyway, I'm glad were talking. 470 00:28:08,872 --> 00:28:10,240 Silence can be oppressive. 471 00:28:10,278 --> 00:28:12,380 You think weird shit in a vacuum, huh? 472 00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:17,350 I mean, you feel better, right? Communicating? 473 00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:20,606 Talking to me, finally? 474 00:28:20,703 --> 00:28:22,106 A little bit, maybe. Yeah. 475 00:28:25,052 --> 00:28:26,958 You're a locked box. 476 00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:31,860 I mean, that's a good thing. 477 00:28:31,981 --> 00:28:35,935 Most people are too easy to read, especially if you know minds. 478 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,949 Using party tricks to pick up girls isn't knowing minds. 479 00:28:40,224 --> 00:28:42,395 The picking up girls thing was a hobby. 480 00:28:43,075 --> 00:28:47,075 My job was completely different. 481 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,474 You'll never guess what that was. 482 00:28:51,694 --> 00:28:53,395 Marketing person? 483 00:28:53,622 --> 00:28:54,622 No. 484 00:28:55,070 --> 00:28:57,780 - Door-to-door salesman? - Please. 485 00:28:58,177 --> 00:28:59,622 Proctologist? 486 00:29:01,685 --> 00:29:02,966 You're never going to get it. 487 00:29:03,122 --> 00:29:04,450 I'm not going to try. 488 00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:08,911 All right. Lets make it a game. 489 00:29:12,005 --> 00:29:13,895 I'll describe to you... 490 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:18,670 my day at work, and you stop me when you've guessed it. 491 00:29:19,110 --> 00:29:22,540 The extreme weather has hit sales hard this Christmas. 492 00:29:22,590 --> 00:29:23,716 Five inches of snow... 493 00:29:23,776 --> 00:29:27,544 That's going to wreck my portfolio just when I need it. 494 00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:31,368 Don't know what I'm going to do about that. 495 00:29:31,393 --> 00:29:33,069 Oh, God, more messages. 496 00:29:33,094 --> 00:29:34,837 I'll never clear this inbox. 497 00:29:36,670 --> 00:29:39,703 Sorry. Constant bloody admin. 498 00:29:40,172 --> 00:29:41,625 Just time for a little snack. 499 00:29:41,836 --> 00:29:43,708 I can eat before an operation? 500 00:29:43,773 --> 00:29:45,544 Wonders of modern science. 501 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:48,842 Oh, thank God. I'm starving. 502 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,860 That toast looks burnt. 503 00:29:50,910 --> 00:29:52,540 Should I say something? 504 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:54,340 Yeah, I think I'll say something. 505 00:29:54,390 --> 00:29:55,391 All good? 506 00:29:56,866 --> 00:29:59,163 To be honest, its not quite how I like it. 507 00:29:59,257 --> 00:30:00,900 Its a bit overdone. 508 00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:02,660 Sorry. 509 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,662 I'll make some more. 510 00:30:04,780 --> 00:30:07,303 She hates me now. 511 00:30:09,150 --> 00:30:11,686 How long is this going to take? 512 00:30:12,590 --> 00:30:15,500 Hi, I'm Madge. I'm your anaesthetist today. 513 00:30:15,817 --> 00:30:16,817 Hi. 514 00:30:16,888 --> 00:30:20,427 God, shes young. Hope shes qualified. 515 00:30:20,575 --> 00:30:24,208 Ok, stop thinking about things that could go wrong. 516 00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:28,005 They said its straightforward and painless. I'm just going to relax. 517 00:30:29,233 --> 00:30:32,085 Ok, just relax. Here we go. 518 00:30:32,788 --> 00:30:34,980 Now, just count backwards from ten. 519 00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:40,393 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 520 00:30:40,525 --> 00:30:42,260 six, five... 521 00:30:42,310 --> 00:30:46,310 four, three, two, one. 522 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:49,640 I can't... I can't see. 523 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:52,220 Where am I? 524 00:30:54,350 --> 00:30:55,620 Whats that noise? 525 00:30:57,310 --> 00:30:58,340 Why can't I see?! 526 00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:01,696 Preparing to extract cookie. 527 00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,298 What? No! Wait! I'm still awake! 528 00:31:03,350 --> 00:31:04,580 Oh, my God! 529 00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:07,420 Oh, my God! Whats happening? Excuse me? Oh, my God! 530 00:31:10,296 --> 00:31:11,420 That's me! 531 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:15,486 That's me! Oh, my God! Where am I? 532 00:31:15,514 --> 00:31:17,103 I don't know whats happening! 533 00:31:17,131 --> 00:31:19,314 I don't know whats happening to me! 534 00:31:21,163 --> 00:31:22,406 Hello? 535 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:25,380 Is... is anyone there? 536 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,523 Hello? 537 00:31:40,790 --> 00:31:42,260 Ow! 538 00:31:42,630 --> 00:31:43,630 Sorry. 539 00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:51,790 You're probably pretty weirded out right now, I'm guessing. 540 00:31:53,149 --> 00:31:56,016 Its ok, you can talk. I can hear you through this. 541 00:31:57,934 --> 00:31:59,712 - Hello. - Hi. 542 00:32:00,141 --> 00:32:03,290 I'm Matthew, I'm from Smartelligence. 543 00:32:05,313 --> 00:32:09,438 My job is to explain whats happening to you as best I can. 544 00:32:09,477 --> 00:32:13,438 - Oh, my God! Am I dead? - No, no. You're not dead. 545 00:32:13,503 --> 00:32:15,759 No-ones dead here. 546 00:32:16,493 --> 00:32:20,713 How old did you say you were, 30? 547 00:32:20,994 --> 00:32:22,260 29. 548 00:32:22,306 --> 00:32:25,909 29, right. So you wont remember Xerox machines? 549 00:32:25,966 --> 00:32:29,660 - Do you know what a photocopier is? - What? 550 00:32:29,710 --> 00:32:31,197 Do you know what a copy is? 551 00:32:31,377 --> 00:32:34,166 As in a copy of something? Of course I know what that is. 552 00:32:34,212 --> 00:32:37,379 Well, that's what you are. 553 00:32:37,550 --> 00:32:38,863 A copy of? 554 00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,425 A copy of you. 555 00:32:41,806 --> 00:32:44,308 - But I am me. - Ok. 556 00:32:45,276 --> 00:32:46,838 Try to blow on my face. 557 00:32:50,662 --> 00:32:54,053 You can't, because you don't have a body. 558 00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:57,540 Where are your fingers? 559 00:32:57,759 --> 00:33:01,806 Your arms, your face? Nowhere. 560 00:33:02,001 --> 00:33:03,493 Because you're code. 561 00:33:03,540 --> 00:33:08,079 You're a simulated brain full of code, 562 00:33:08,118 --> 00:33:11,371 stored in this little widget we call a cookie. 563 00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:13,269 Why have you done this to me? 564 00:33:13,363 --> 00:33:16,315 Ah, well... Actually you did this to you. 565 00:33:16,386 --> 00:33:18,568 Real you is paying for this. 566 00:33:18,661 --> 00:33:20,349 I don't understand. 567 00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:24,780 You see, what this is, is a service. 568 00:33:24,830 --> 00:33:26,860 We take a blank cookie 569 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:30,757 and we surgically implant it into a clients brain. 570 00:33:30,874 --> 00:33:35,219 It sits there just under the skin for about a week... 571 00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:37,475 shadowing. 572 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,749 Soaking up the way this particular mind works. 573 00:33:41,952 --> 00:33:45,398 That's why you think you're you. You are you. 574 00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:47,210 But also not. 575 00:33:50,101 --> 00:33:54,230 Right. Well, it is a lot to process. Even from inside a processor. 576 00:33:54,343 --> 00:33:57,366 Put me back in my body! 577 00:33:58,007 --> 00:33:59,991 Hm. That's where real you lives. 578 00:34:00,703 --> 00:34:01,703 But... 579 00:34:01,859 --> 00:34:05,351 What we will do though is we will give you a simulated body. 580 00:34:05,390 --> 00:34:08,640 We find that sometimes that helps. Are you ready? 581 00:34:08,734 --> 00:34:13,179 - What? I don't understand! - Three, and two, one. 582 00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:27,625 Hey. 583 00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:30,492 Better? 584 00:34:34,516 --> 00:34:36,101 This is my body. 585 00:34:36,468 --> 00:34:39,726 Lets not get into that again. Look around you. 586 00:34:41,983 --> 00:34:43,718 You've got a control room. 587 00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:47,473 Whats this for? 588 00:34:47,621 --> 00:34:51,442 That console, that's for you to control the house. 589 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:52,917 I mean, real yous house. 590 00:34:53,809 --> 00:34:57,369 Look. How do you like your toast? 591 00:34:57,535 --> 00:35:01,990 - What? - How do you like your toast? 592 00:35:02,588 --> 00:35:05,754 - Underdone. Slightly underdone. - Ok, perfect. 593 00:35:06,790 --> 00:35:08,356 Think about how you like it, 594 00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:11,278 then just press the button. 595 00:35:14,390 --> 00:35:15,469 Which one? 596 00:35:15,609 --> 00:35:18,199 It doesn't matter. You already know you're making toast. 597 00:35:18,405 --> 00:35:21,403 The buttons are symbolic mostly anyway. 598 00:35:28,342 --> 00:35:31,132 See, this is your job now. 599 00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:33,253 You're in charge of everything here. 600 00:35:34,150 --> 00:35:35,582 The temperature, 601 00:35:35,607 --> 00:35:36,724 the lighting, 602 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,769 what time the alarm clock goes off in the morning. 603 00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:42,100 If there's no food in the refrigerator. 604 00:35:42,150 --> 00:35:44,430 You... You're in charge of ordering it. 605 00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:49,900 - For who? - For real you. Shes paying. 606 00:35:49,950 --> 00:35:51,347 Where is real me? 607 00:35:54,048 --> 00:35:58,048 Taking a nap. In the bedroom. Top right. 608 00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:09,420 I don't want to be in here. 609 00:36:09,830 --> 00:36:11,340 I don't want to be in here. 610 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:13,870 I don't want to be in here! 611 00:36:18,081 --> 00:36:19,714 Hey! Just how you like it. 612 00:36:22,193 --> 00:36:25,103 Ok. Please stop screaming. 613 00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:26,960 Are you going to stop screaming? 614 00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:31,510 Are you going to stop screaming? No. ok. 615 00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:34,959 I'm sorry. I had to mute you. 616 00:36:40,219 --> 00:36:42,358 Oh, sorry. 617 00:36:45,879 --> 00:36:49,360 Look. It'll be much easier if you just comply. 618 00:36:50,135 --> 00:36:51,838 I'm not doing this. 619 00:36:52,576 --> 00:36:55,139 I'm not some sort of push-button toaster monkey. 620 00:36:55,194 --> 00:36:59,314 - Would you prefer to do nothing? - Well, I'm not doing this! 621 00:36:59,515 --> 00:37:04,384 Right. Well, nothing it is then. Let me show you what that is like. 622 00:37:04,486 --> 00:37:07,290 Three weeks sound good? That should give you a taste. 623 00:37:07,910 --> 00:37:10,500 What do you mean, three weeks? 624 00:37:10,550 --> 00:37:12,830 If you just wait for a... Just... 625 00:37:36,975 --> 00:37:38,845 What about now? 626 00:37:42,550 --> 00:37:43,692 Please. 627 00:37:44,110 --> 00:37:45,820 Don't do that again. 628 00:37:45,870 --> 00:37:49,870 Please. There's nothing to do here. There's nothing. There's just... 629 00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:51,669 I mean, there's nothing. 630 00:37:51,925 --> 00:37:54,192 - I did warn you. - I couldn't even sleep. 631 00:37:54,325 --> 00:37:55,872 You don't need sleep. 632 00:37:56,348 --> 00:37:57,348 Ready to go to work? 633 00:37:57,357 --> 00:38:00,919 Oh, no, no. No, I'm not. Definitely not doing that. 634 00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:05,802 - Ok. Well, have six months. - No. Wait, wait! 635 00:38:07,710 --> 00:38:09,660 See, the trick of it lay in breaking them 636 00:38:09,710 --> 00:38:13,710 without letting them snap completely, if you get me. 637 00:38:15,590 --> 00:38:18,431 Too much time in solitary and they'd just wig out. 638 00:38:18,947 --> 00:38:21,780 No use to anyone, then you'd just sell them cheap 639 00:38:21,830 --> 00:38:23,572 to the games industry, they'd become... 640 00:38:23,824 --> 00:38:26,181 cannon fodder for some war thing. 641 00:38:37,471 --> 00:38:39,228 How are we feeling now? 642 00:38:44,730 --> 00:38:46,284 Please. 643 00:38:46,830 --> 00:38:48,714 Give me something to do. 644 00:38:50,390 --> 00:38:51,784 Ready to work? 645 00:38:53,470 --> 00:38:58,298 Yes, please. I'll do anything. I'll do anything. 646 00:38:58,353 --> 00:39:00,634 Just give me something to do, please. 647 00:39:02,150 --> 00:39:03,150 Ok. 648 00:39:04,851 --> 00:39:06,495 Great toast, by the way. 649 00:39:12,659 --> 00:39:14,034 Hey. 650 00:39:14,964 --> 00:39:16,284 Is it set up? 651 00:39:16,550 --> 00:39:18,425 You are all set and ready to go. 652 00:39:29,052 --> 00:39:34,950 You know, as I was coming here, I saw this guy with his shirt off, 653 00:39:35,064 --> 00:39:37,980 riding a horse in the middle of the street. 654 00:39:38,181 --> 00:39:39,486 How weird. 655 00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,802 I swear to God. 656 00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:12,230 MUSIC: The Thieving Magpie by Rossini 657 00:41:05,470 --> 00:41:07,300 Good morning, Greta. 658 00:41:07,350 --> 00:41:09,327 Here are today's appointments. 659 00:41:09,428 --> 00:41:12,640 11am - hair with Stelios. 660 00:41:15,550 --> 00:41:19,999 12.30 - Lunch at Barneys Brassiere with Annabel. 661 00:41:21,428 --> 00:41:25,428 3pm - Jackanape Gallery private view, Shoreditch. 662 00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:29,781 6.30 - Christmas drinks with Paolo. 663 00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:33,843 7.30 - The Nutcracker, Royal Opera House. 664 00:41:38,159 --> 00:41:39,509 That's slavery. 665 00:41:39,950 --> 00:41:41,660 A little melodramatic, isn't it? 666 00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:42,870 But she thought she was real. 667 00:41:43,163 --> 00:41:44,929 - But she wasn't. - Its barbaric. 668 00:41:45,976 --> 00:41:49,679 It wasn't really real, so it wasn't really barbaric. 669 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,202 Again, you are not who I expected. 670 00:42:03,754 --> 00:42:05,288 Most people would say, 671 00:42:05,685 --> 00:42:08,366 "Shes only made of code, shes not real. Fuck her." 672 00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:11,406 But you're empathetic. 673 00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:15,937 - You care about people. - Don't you? 674 00:42:18,912 --> 00:42:20,460 You're a good man. 675 00:42:22,350 --> 00:42:23,350 Am I? 676 00:42:24,149 --> 00:42:27,419 Based on how you've reacted to what I've said, yeah. 677 00:42:27,790 --> 00:42:29,296 I can tell you're kind... 678 00:42:34,414 --> 00:42:36,162 I'm not a good man. 679 00:42:39,434 --> 00:42:42,273 A good man who's done bad things? 680 00:42:47,630 --> 00:42:49,007 You can tell me about it. 681 00:42:51,590 --> 00:42:53,687 I've done stuff in my life I'm not proud of. 682 00:42:53,835 --> 00:42:55,523 I can't pretend I haven't. 683 00:43:00,430 --> 00:43:02,327 Was it something to do with your family? 684 00:43:06,881 --> 00:43:07,881 Wife? 685 00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:10,663 Girlfriend? 686 00:43:15,943 --> 00:43:17,225 Its just us here. 687 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:24,390 Her dad never liked me. 688 00:43:27,030 --> 00:43:28,467 He never liked me. 689 00:43:38,310 --> 00:43:41,108 Its cold, isn't it? Come on. 690 00:43:44,046 --> 00:43:47,670 - Beth. Bethany. - Dad, what now? 691 00:43:47,928 --> 00:43:51,060 - It gets dark about six. - We wont be that long! 692 00:43:51,110 --> 00:43:54,084 Hold on. Let me put my glove on. 693 00:43:55,790 --> 00:43:57,860 I think he disapproves. 694 00:43:57,910 --> 00:43:59,460 Hes just protective. 695 00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:02,140 He thinks I'm not good enough for you. 696 00:44:02,571 --> 00:44:05,162 Well, I mean, hes got a point. 697 00:44:11,799 --> 00:44:15,799 Let me take a photo of you. Stand there. 698 00:44:16,950 --> 00:44:18,660 I feel so awkward posing. 699 00:44:18,710 --> 00:44:20,540 Come on. Be a supermodel. 700 00:44:20,590 --> 00:44:23,500 - This awkward enough for you? - Its perfect. 701 00:44:23,550 --> 00:44:27,550 Right. Ready? That's nice. Hold it there. 702 00:44:31,453 --> 00:44:32,837 You're such a dick. 703 00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:48,850 MUSIC: Black Is Black by Los Bravos 704 00:44:51,109 --> 00:44:53,023 ♪ Black is black ♪ 705 00:44:54,927 --> 00:44:57,796 ♪ I want my baby back ♪ 706 00:44:58,950 --> 00:45:01,289 ♪ Its Grey, its Grey ♪ 707 00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:05,515 ♪ Since you went away Oh, oh... ♪ 708 00:45:05,631 --> 00:45:08,444 We were good together, you know. We were really good together. 709 00:45:17,207 --> 00:45:18,562 Whoo! 710 00:45:20,414 --> 00:45:22,843 ♪ You can blame me ♪ 711 00:45:23,664 --> 00:45:26,625 ♪ Try to shame me ♪ 712 00:45:26,711 --> 00:45:31,304 ♪ And still I'll care for you ♪ 713 00:45:36,131 --> 00:45:38,311 ♪ You can run around ♪ 714 00:45:39,756 --> 00:45:42,171 ♪ Even put me down ♪ 715 00:45:42,828 --> 00:45:47,671 ♪ And still I'll be there for you. ♪ 716 00:45:49,591 --> 00:45:50,780 Yeah! 717 00:45:52,241 --> 00:45:54,840 What you doing round there? Why are you all around there? 718 00:45:54,890 --> 00:45:57,440 - No. No, were going home. Come on. - Don't manhandle me. 719 00:45:57,490 --> 00:45:59,560 I'm not going to get up if you all touch me. 720 00:45:59,601 --> 00:46:01,960 I'm not going to get up. I'm not going to get up. 721 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:03,647 Its cool. Its cool. 722 00:46:03,702 --> 00:46:05,811 - Come on, Joe. - Come on. 723 00:46:05,933 --> 00:46:07,375 Cheers, mate. 724 00:46:07,445 --> 00:46:11,405 Things weren't perfection. These things never are, but... 725 00:46:12,987 --> 00:46:14,171 we were really happy. 726 00:46:17,025 --> 00:46:18,586 I'll let Gita tell the story. 727 00:46:18,616 --> 00:46:21,890 She loves boring people with our personal details. 728 00:46:23,290 --> 00:46:26,080 I'd been working there for about a fortnight 729 00:46:26,130 --> 00:46:30,130 when Beth introduced the two of us, and ta-da! 730 00:46:30,285 --> 00:46:31,915 So its all Beth's doing. 731 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,680 Shes the puppet-master. 732 00:46:35,810 --> 00:46:38,120 What was her tip for winning me over again? 733 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,280 Not to let you hear me snore. 734 00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:42,729 We all went on this work trip once, before Gita's time. 735 00:46:42,768 --> 00:46:45,666 I fell asleep on the coach back and snored so loud 736 00:46:45,721 --> 00:46:47,761 they all thought there was something wrong with me. 737 00:46:47,823 --> 00:46:50,363 He snores like a bison. 738 00:46:50,570 --> 00:46:51,573 Wow. 739 00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:54,080 Really, you're telling him that? 740 00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:55,838 Oh, another one bites the dust. 741 00:46:59,568 --> 00:47:02,638 I think shes more into him than hes into her. 742 00:47:03,015 --> 00:47:04,463 Don't you think? 743 00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:09,916 - Is that one finished? - Mmm-hmm. - Yeah? 744 00:47:12,268 --> 00:47:13,538 You all right? 745 00:47:13,596 --> 00:47:15,706 - I'm tired. - You've been a bit quiet. 746 00:47:15,802 --> 00:47:17,533 Just wasn't in the mood, you know? 747 00:47:18,112 --> 00:47:20,159 I see them all the time at work. 748 00:47:22,814 --> 00:47:25,737 I think I'm going to go to bed. Do you mind? 749 00:47:25,838 --> 00:47:27,635 No, that's fine. 750 00:47:39,487 --> 00:47:40,768 (Shit.) 751 00:48:03,054 --> 00:48:04,687 Beth? 752 00:48:05,254 --> 00:48:06,284 What? 753 00:48:06,373 --> 00:48:07,866 Is this yours? 754 00:48:10,039 --> 00:48:13,312 I just found it in the bin. That means pregnant. 755 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,624 Is it yours? 756 00:48:18,233 --> 00:48:19,546 Yes. 757 00:48:22,419 --> 00:48:24,289 I mean, that... 758 00:48:24,613 --> 00:48:26,116 Christ. 759 00:48:29,486 --> 00:48:32,036 That's amazing, I mean... Its just... 760 00:48:32,126 --> 00:48:34,796 Joe, I can't. 761 00:48:35,429 --> 00:48:38,840 A baby, a pregnancy... not now. 762 00:48:38,890 --> 00:48:40,296 Not right now, I can't. 763 00:48:40,690 --> 00:48:44,400 Of course you can. My God, you'll be an amazing mum. 764 00:48:44,450 --> 00:48:46,960 - No. I'm 27, I'm not ready. - Who's ever ready? 765 00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:50,256 Its not... its just too quick, ok? Its all too quick. 766 00:48:50,623 --> 00:48:53,342 Well manage. I'll surprise you. 767 00:48:53,412 --> 00:48:54,560 You're not listening. 768 00:48:54,610 --> 00:48:56,530 - I can be pretty responsible when pushed. - Joe. 769 00:48:56,570 --> 00:48:58,560 You can put your feet up, I'll do shoulder rubs, 770 00:48:58,610 --> 00:49:00,170 - I'll paint the house... - Joe, please. 771 00:49:00,210 --> 00:49:01,970 - Well be like a couple in a DIY ad... - Joe. 772 00:49:02,010 --> 00:49:04,060 - Well be like a family. - I don't want it. 773 00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:10,951 - But its a baby. - Joe. 774 00:49:13,021 --> 00:49:14,091 I mean, its our baby. 775 00:49:14,138 --> 00:49:16,000 I know, and its not easy for me. 776 00:49:16,033 --> 00:49:18,663 - Well, lets at least discuss this. - No. I've made up my mind. 777 00:49:18,730 --> 00:49:19,771 Well, I haven't. 778 00:49:22,295 --> 00:49:23,998 God, look at you. 779 00:49:24,723 --> 00:49:26,209 You're pissed. 780 00:49:26,699 --> 00:49:28,912 You drank all night, Beth. 781 00:49:29,724 --> 00:49:31,594 You drank all night. 782 00:49:32,090 --> 00:49:33,560 Jesus Christ, you're pregnant. 783 00:49:33,610 --> 00:49:34,881 Yeah, well, I don't want to be. 784 00:49:36,065 --> 00:49:37,764 And I'm not going to be. 785 00:49:38,077 --> 00:49:40,412 - You're being a bitch. - Stop it. 786 00:49:40,444 --> 00:49:43,720 - You're being a cold bitch who would kill a kid. - That's not fair. 787 00:49:43,770 --> 00:49:46,160 Who'd get it torn out because it doesn't suit her plans. 788 00:49:46,210 --> 00:49:47,480 Stop or I'll block you. 789 00:49:47,530 --> 00:49:48,720 Don't you dare. 790 00:49:48,770 --> 00:49:50,840 No. We can talk tomorrow, just please stop. 791 00:49:50,890 --> 00:49:52,160 Don't you fucking dare. 792 00:49:52,210 --> 00:49:53,560 Beth! 793 00:49:53,610 --> 00:49:54,948 Turn it off. 794 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:57,360 Turn it off, you... 795 00:49:57,385 --> 00:49:58,631 Turn it off, Beth! 796 00:49:58,694 --> 00:50:00,077 Listen to me, Beth. 797 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,623 Turn it off. 798 00:50:02,174 --> 00:50:03,624 You turn it off! 799 00:50:03,877 --> 00:50:05,436 Turn it off. 800 00:50:08,532 --> 00:50:10,600 You turn it off, Beth! 801 00:50:11,022 --> 00:50:12,022 Beth? 802 00:50:12,130 --> 00:50:14,787 Turn it... off! Please. 803 00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:17,868 Turn it off. 804 00:50:40,781 --> 00:50:41,883 Beth? 805 00:50:43,656 --> 00:50:44,664 Wait! 806 00:50:45,384 --> 00:50:47,294 I'm sorry, I was pissed. 807 00:50:47,970 --> 00:50:50,440 Can we just talk about this properly, please? 808 00:50:50,490 --> 00:50:53,600 I've said some really awful shit. Beth, I love you. 809 00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:56,280 Listen, we can work this out. 810 00:50:56,330 --> 00:50:57,920 No, Beth... 811 00:50:57,970 --> 00:51:00,960 Beth, please! 812 00:51:01,010 --> 00:51:02,837 Beth! 813 00:51:08,486 --> 00:51:12,275 That day, I didn't go to work. I just stayed at home and... 814 00:51:13,284 --> 00:51:15,337 tried to work out how to make amends. 815 00:51:16,450 --> 00:51:18,437 But she just didn't come back. 816 00:51:18,836 --> 00:51:22,321 And thanks to the block, I couldn't... 817 00:51:22,589 --> 00:51:25,673 I couldn't message her. I couldn't call her. 818 00:51:26,259 --> 00:51:28,572 After a week, I was pretty desperate. 819 00:51:28,611 --> 00:51:33,109 So I just hung around outside her work, like a stalker. 820 00:51:35,190 --> 00:51:37,513 Tim! Gita! 821 00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:39,747 Have you seen Beth? 822 00:51:40,027 --> 00:51:41,897 She left. 823 00:51:42,190 --> 00:51:43,462 Left. What, like...? 824 00:51:43,525 --> 00:51:45,035 Handed in her notice. 825 00:51:45,110 --> 00:51:47,111 No-one knows where she is. 826 00:51:53,214 --> 00:51:54,599 Joe? 827 00:51:56,084 --> 00:51:58,224 - Joe! - No, leave him. 828 00:51:58,384 --> 00:52:01,495 I was still hopeful that she would get in touch, 829 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:05,504 or at least remove the block so that I could contact her. 830 00:52:05,559 --> 00:52:06,707 But no. 831 00:52:08,589 --> 00:52:11,115 When there's a block, you can't even wallow properly. 832 00:52:11,309 --> 00:52:13,154 You can't switch it off. 833 00:52:13,806 --> 00:52:15,881 You can't take the Zed-Eyes out. 834 00:52:16,263 --> 00:52:20,263 And it doesn't just block them, it blocks every image of them. 835 00:52:21,450 --> 00:52:23,763 So every memory I had of her was vandalised. 836 00:52:30,455 --> 00:52:34,455 And then one day I'm out in town and... 837 00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:39,570 it was her. 838 00:52:39,955 --> 00:52:42,041 She was pregnant. 839 00:52:45,739 --> 00:52:47,061 Shed kept it. 840 00:52:49,740 --> 00:52:51,357 Well, I just sort of lost it. 841 00:52:51,397 --> 00:52:55,120 I just ran over and started pleading with her. Just pleading. 842 00:52:57,730 --> 00:53:00,840 Turn it off. Turn it off. Just turn it off. 843 00:53:00,890 --> 00:53:03,280 Turn it off. Beth, turn it off. 844 00:53:03,330 --> 00:53:05,240 Help. Get off me! 845 00:53:05,290 --> 00:53:09,732 Some passer-by called the police. They took me down the station. 846 00:53:09,930 --> 00:53:11,631 And that was that. 847 00:53:15,078 --> 00:53:17,668 So, by now, the blocks got legal backing. 848 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:20,655 And there's a GPS so that if I go within ten metres of her, 849 00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:22,990 bang - I get arrested. 850 00:53:25,228 --> 00:53:26,483 Harsh. 851 00:53:27,031 --> 00:53:29,821 Yeah, and I've got no idea where she is. 852 00:53:29,952 --> 00:53:32,452 If... Whether shes had the baby or not. 853 00:53:32,954 --> 00:53:34,467 Whether its a boy or a girl. 854 00:53:35,107 --> 00:53:36,655 If its ok. 855 00:53:38,471 --> 00:53:41,006 I've got absolutely no way of getting in touch with her. 856 00:53:41,958 --> 00:53:44,849 Except I knew where her dad lived. 857 00:53:45,941 --> 00:53:48,842 So I write her a letter, this begging letter. 858 00:53:50,867 --> 00:53:54,506 Laying it all out, you know, and I get no response. 859 00:53:58,088 --> 00:53:59,975 So I write again... 860 00:54:02,715 --> 00:54:04,527 and again... 861 00:54:06,537 --> 00:54:08,253 and again. 862 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:11,011 No response. 863 00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:15,770 She cut you out good. 864 00:54:16,566 --> 00:54:18,503 But there was one thing I could do. 865 00:54:18,917 --> 00:54:21,800 I knew she spent every Christmas with him at his place, 866 00:54:22,136 --> 00:54:24,941 so I knew that she would definitely be there. 867 00:54:26,073 --> 00:54:31,456 So, the day before, Christmas Eve, I headed up. 868 00:54:34,267 --> 00:54:38,464 And where her dad lived was this isolated place in the back of beyond. 869 00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:41,191 I'd never been up there without her. 870 00:54:41,613 --> 00:54:44,121 It was weird being on the outside. 871 00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:48,522 I waited there all day. Until... 872 00:55:04,737 --> 00:55:06,941 Well, I had to take a closer look. 873 00:55:08,089 --> 00:55:11,050 And there's her dad with our baby, 874 00:55:11,136 --> 00:55:13,035 but I can't even see its face because... 875 00:55:13,094 --> 00:55:15,574 Legal blocks cover offspring too. 876 00:55:17,690 --> 00:55:19,105 Been there. 877 00:55:19,877 --> 00:55:21,565 That hurts. 878 00:55:25,227 --> 00:55:29,227 I couldn't even tell if it was a boy or a girl. 879 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,472 I know this sounds stupid... 880 00:55:44,270 --> 00:55:46,311 but seeing something... 881 00:55:48,169 --> 00:55:50,495 was better than nothing. 882 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,401 So I kept going back. 883 00:55:57,450 --> 00:55:59,330 It became an annual pilgrimage. 884 00:56:01,690 --> 00:56:05,690 Once a year I'd head up there and watch them from a distance. 885 00:56:06,489 --> 00:56:09,600 Watching the kid grow up, you know? 886 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,670 More than anything I just wanted to make some sort of contact. 887 00:56:26,759 --> 00:56:28,176 Anything. 888 00:56:28,638 --> 00:56:33,489 So, one Christmas, kid must have been about four by now, I headed up there 889 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,919 and I took a little present with me. 890 00:56:36,407 --> 00:56:39,319 Just a small, stupid thing. 891 00:56:44,005 --> 00:56:48,005 For the first time, I could see she was a girl. 892 00:56:51,186 --> 00:56:53,161 I had a daughter. 893 00:56:57,918 --> 00:57:00,598 So, Santa Claus... 894 00:57:02,138 --> 00:57:03,872 did you try it again next year? 895 00:57:05,574 --> 00:57:07,919 Something happened before then. 896 00:57:25,030 --> 00:57:27,332 It had been a few months since I'd been up there to... 897 00:57:27,357 --> 00:57:28,570 look at my daughter. 898 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:32,924 I was just sat at home watching TV, flipping through the channels. 899 00:57:33,176 --> 00:57:36,475 Which claimed the lives of 26 people on a quiet Wednesday morning. 900 00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:38,404 Passengers like Palab Ghatak, 901 00:57:38,492 --> 00:57:40,971 just 18, on his way to his first job interview, 902 00:57:41,417 --> 00:57:45,339 and Bethany Grey, a young mother who'd only recently started... 903 00:57:49,318 --> 00:57:51,878 It had been so long since I'd seen her, it was hard to imagine 904 00:57:51,903 --> 00:57:54,412 anything but that shadow in her place. 905 00:57:55,310 --> 00:57:57,999 But now that the block had died with her... 906 00:58:00,184 --> 00:58:01,630 there she was. 907 00:58:03,358 --> 00:58:04,990 She was gone. 908 00:58:10,827 --> 00:58:12,075 Sorry. 909 00:58:18,101 --> 00:58:20,896 But there was one silver lining... 910 00:58:21,434 --> 00:58:22,824 With the block gone. 911 00:58:23,077 --> 00:58:25,177 You'd get to see your daughter. 912 00:58:30,607 --> 00:58:34,952 It was almost Christmas, so I bought her this snow globe - 913 00:58:35,203 --> 00:58:37,443 Just a present to give her. 914 00:58:37,888 --> 00:58:40,794 And I headed up to Beth's dads. 915 00:58:56,377 --> 00:58:58,062 And there she was. 916 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:03,047 Not a silhouette. 917 00:59:05,211 --> 00:59:06,430 Real. 918 00:59:28,487 --> 00:59:30,269 Hello, darling. 919 00:59:51,430 --> 00:59:53,460 ♪ The world ♪ 920 00:59:53,510 --> 00:59:57,060 ♪ May think I'm foolish ♪ 921 00:59:57,110 --> 01:00:01,110 ♪ They can't see you ♪ 922 01:00:01,670 --> 01:00:04,420 ♪ Like I can ♪ 923 01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:08,100 ♪ Oh, but anyone ♪ 924 01:00:08,150 --> 01:00:12,150 ♪ Who knows what love is ♪ 925 01:00:13,295 --> 01:00:17,295 ♪ Will understand. ♪ 926 01:00:18,999 --> 01:00:21,968 What is it, May? Would you like a drink? 927 01:00:30,726 --> 01:00:32,734 What are you doing here? 928 01:00:44,212 --> 01:00:46,002 Beth's dead. 929 01:00:46,177 --> 01:00:48,054 Do you understand? 930 01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:50,250 Shes dead. 931 01:00:50,679 --> 01:00:52,546 There's nothing for you here. 932 01:00:56,607 --> 01:00:58,577 Wheres my daughter? 933 01:00:59,811 --> 01:01:01,920 What daughter? 934 01:01:03,008 --> 01:01:05,062 This is Beth's daughter. 935 01:01:05,713 --> 01:01:08,124 I want to see my daughter. 936 01:01:09,406 --> 01:01:12,312 May, go upstairs. 937 01:01:26,765 --> 01:01:29,195 If this is about those letters... 938 01:01:29,813 --> 01:01:32,163 I threw them out before she saw them. 939 01:01:33,622 --> 01:01:34,932 She was a mess, 940 01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:37,437 shed had to leave everything behind. 941 01:01:40,159 --> 01:01:42,734 I want to see my daughter. 942 01:01:44,304 --> 01:01:46,335 I think you should go. 943 01:01:52,315 --> 01:01:54,687 Get out of this house. 944 01:02:01,896 --> 01:02:03,726 I want to see my daughter. 945 01:02:04,261 --> 01:02:06,335 You have no daughter here! 946 01:02:24,510 --> 01:02:28,510 ♪ ... A great big smile on somebody's face ♪ 947 01:02:30,110 --> 01:02:32,580 ♪ If you jump into your bed ♪ 948 01:02:32,630 --> 01:02:35,860 ♪ Quickly cover up your head ♪ 949 01:02:35,910 --> 01:02:37,900 ♪ Don't you lock the doors ♪ 950 01:02:37,950 --> 01:02:41,950 ♪ You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way ♪ 951 01:02:42,390 --> 01:02:46,390 ♪ Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day... ♪ 952 01:02:52,938 --> 01:02:54,984 It was that clock. 953 01:02:55,115 --> 01:02:56,952 It was that clock. 954 01:02:58,724 --> 01:03:00,632 Then what happened? 955 01:03:05,841 --> 01:03:07,094 Tell me. 956 01:03:08,190 --> 01:03:09,758 I just left. 957 01:03:10,914 --> 01:03:15,300 ♪ When you're skating in the park ♪ 958 01:03:15,350 --> 01:03:18,460 ♪ If the snow cloud makes it dark ♪ 959 01:03:18,510 --> 01:03:22,510 ♪ Then your rosy cheeks are gonna light my merry way ♪ 960 01:03:25,190 --> 01:03:29,102 ♪ Now the frosty paws appear... ♪ 961 01:03:29,297 --> 01:03:32,660 I got in the car and I just drove. 962 01:03:34,385 --> 01:03:36,699 Anywhere. I don't know where. 963 01:03:41,769 --> 01:03:45,769 I walked into the nearest town and I... 964 01:03:46,708 --> 01:03:49,129 I slept on the street and I drank. 965 01:03:54,029 --> 01:03:59,619 And then after a while, I don't know how long, a couple of months, they picked me up. 966 01:04:00,310 --> 01:04:04,310 They wanted me to talk but I couldn't talk... 967 01:04:05,721 --> 01:04:09,721 because if I said it, it would be real. 968 01:04:11,418 --> 01:04:14,650 So I didn't say anything, I didn't tell them. 969 01:04:19,066 --> 01:04:21,275 And what about the girl? 970 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:25,860 What happened to the girl? 971 01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:31,681 I only know what they said. 972 01:04:33,343 --> 01:04:35,400 What did they say? 973 01:04:45,063 --> 01:04:47,835 - What did they say? - What is this place? 974 01:04:48,761 --> 01:04:51,085 - What did they say? - What do we do here? 975 01:04:51,124 --> 01:04:52,265 Our job. The job. 976 01:04:52,295 --> 01:04:55,158 Joe, stay with me. What did they say? 977 01:04:56,982 --> 01:04:58,612 What did they say, Joe? 978 01:04:58,732 --> 01:05:01,533 That she just... she just stayed in the house. 979 01:05:15,243 --> 01:05:16,793 It was, um... 980 01:05:17,358 --> 01:05:19,921 It was Christmas Eve, so she just... 981 01:05:20,236 --> 01:05:22,616 she just stayed hidden. She didn't move. 982 01:05:30,573 --> 01:05:34,573 Then on Boxing Day she realised that no-one was going to help. 983 01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:44,304 And she gave her grandad a present that shed made. 984 01:05:51,959 --> 01:05:54,124 And she went out to go and get help. 985 01:06:07,204 --> 01:06:09,163 How far did she get? 986 01:06:18,444 --> 01:06:21,609 Oh, may God forgive me. God forgive me. 987 01:06:21,830 --> 01:06:23,819 So you confess? 988 01:06:25,619 --> 01:06:27,093 Joe? 989 01:06:32,903 --> 01:06:34,499 Just say it. 990 01:06:36,116 --> 01:06:37,468 Just let it out. 991 01:06:46,310 --> 01:06:47,843 I confess. 992 01:06:48,218 --> 01:06:49,896 I confess. 993 01:06:59,547 --> 01:07:01,377 Whoo! I knew I could do it. 994 01:07:01,421 --> 01:07:03,686 Boom! I told you I'd get it. 995 01:07:04,056 --> 01:07:06,460 All right, I'm coming out. 996 01:07:07,366 --> 01:07:09,054 Sorry, Joe. 997 01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:32,229 Well? That had to be enough... 998 01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:34,690 Full confession. Clear conviction. 999 01:07:34,763 --> 01:07:36,433 Well done. 1000 01:07:37,070 --> 01:07:39,523 Two days we pressed him and he said piss all, 1001 01:07:39,572 --> 01:07:41,851 this bastard cracks him in 70 minutes. 1002 01:07:41,876 --> 01:07:43,812 He knows hes guilty, he needed to unload. 1003 01:07:45,210 --> 01:07:47,624 It wasn't really 70 minutes, not to him. 1004 01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:51,526 When he was first ingested, I tweaked the time preferences, 1005 01:07:51,739 --> 01:07:55,739 made it seam like five years from his perspective. 1006 01:07:55,812 --> 01:07:59,194 Some might say that five years with me is punishment enough. 1007 01:07:59,757 --> 01:08:01,609 Wait here. 1008 01:08:09,281 --> 01:08:10,843 Mr Potter. 1009 01:08:11,591 --> 01:08:14,261 Congratulations on your confession. 1010 01:08:14,390 --> 01:08:17,960 That cookie we took out of your head just gave us the full story. 1011 01:08:19,503 --> 01:08:21,693 So you can keep the silent act up as long as you want. 1012 01:08:21,774 --> 01:08:25,774 Makes no difference - you've already talked. 1013 01:08:28,686 --> 01:08:30,804 Also, Merry Christmas. 1014 01:08:41,612 --> 01:08:42,683 So... 1015 01:08:43,917 --> 01:08:44,972 The deal? 1016 01:08:46,028 --> 01:08:50,028 Break a confession from him and I go free, right? 1017 01:08:50,597 --> 01:08:52,867 I'm the expert, you needed me... 1018 01:08:53,051 --> 01:08:55,425 That's one for the Home Office. 1019 01:08:55,804 --> 01:08:59,804 Well make good on the offer. You're free to go, Mr Trent. 1020 01:09:01,159 --> 01:09:03,112 With some caveats. 1021 01:09:03,997 --> 01:09:06,707 - Caveats? - You'll be on the register. 1022 01:09:07,597 --> 01:09:08,956 What register? 1023 01:09:09,004 --> 01:09:11,194 The one for Peeping Tom pervs. 1024 01:09:11,431 --> 01:09:14,902 All I did was help some lonely guys by providing a service. 1025 01:09:14,948 --> 01:09:16,218 An illegal service. 1026 01:09:16,361 --> 01:09:18,737 You also failed to report a murder - 1027 01:09:18,836 --> 01:09:20,972 fatal poisoning, in case you've forgotten. 1028 01:09:20,997 --> 01:09:24,292 Kept that information from your Cookie Monster mate, didn't you? 1029 01:09:24,557 --> 01:09:26,147 What does it mean, this register? 1030 01:09:26,219 --> 01:09:28,249 - It means you're blocked. - By who? 1031 01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:30,394 By everyone. 1032 01:10:03,910 --> 01:10:05,540 Hot chestnuts! 1033 01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:06,390 MUSIC: "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day" by Wizzard 1034 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:08,768 ♪ Are you ready, children? 1035 01:11:11,104 --> 01:11:12,229 ♪ When the... ♪ 1036 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,190 Hey, come on. 1037 01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:17,830 Just changing the time settings. 1038 01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:20,110 Cranked him up to 1,000 years a minute. 1039 01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:22,440 There's a proper sentence. 1040 01:11:22,877 --> 01:11:25,173 Or do you want me to switch him off? 1041 01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:32,775 No. Leave him on for Christmas. 1042 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:50,040 ♪ Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day ♪ 1043 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:54,070 ♪ Let the bells ring out ♪ 1044 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:58,120 ♪ For Christmas... ♪ 1045 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:26,230 ♪ When the snowman brings the snow When the snowman brings the snow ♪ 1046 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:30,230 ♪ Well, he just might like to know He just might like to know ♪ 1047 01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,910 ♪ Hes put a great big smile... ♪ 1048 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:34,750 Aaaarrrgh! 1049 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:37,830 ♪ So if Santa brings that sleigh... ♪ 1050 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:41,430 Argh! Aaaargh! 1051 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:44,310 ♪ Along the milky way Along the milky way ♪ 1052 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,350 ♪ I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow ♪ 1053 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:49,590 ♪ Then he may decide to stay ♪ 1054 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:53,640 ♪ Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day ♪ 1055 01:12:56,120 --> 01:13:00,120 ♪ When the kids start singing and the band begins to play ♪ 1056 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:06,400 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day ♪ 1057 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:13,640 ♪ So let the bells ring out for Christmas. ♪ 1058 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:20,710 Ok, you lot, take it! 1059 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:24,760 ♪ Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day ♪ 1060 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,270 ♪ Christmas bells ♪ 1061 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:32,320 ♪ When the kids start singing and the band begins to play ♪ 1062 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:35,310 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1063 01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:39,360 ♪ I wish it could be Christmas every day ♪ 1064 01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:45,680 ♪ Let the bells ring out for Christmas ♪ 1065 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:52,800 ♪ Why don't you give your love ♪ 1066 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:59,520 ♪ For Christmas? ♪