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Liam Foxwell, welcome.

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Thank you.

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OK, little speech time.

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I've mentioned this to
everyone about their appraisals,

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and I just want you to know that this
isn't a witch-hunt for the deadwood.

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It is much more of a...

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treasure hunt for the gold?

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Shit sinks.

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But also, cream floats.

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Yes, yes, I see that.

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A new the area we're
getting lots of play in ...

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and your office could
be at the centre for ...

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is litigation in
retrospective parenting cases.

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Retrospective...

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Bobby sues Mum and Dad
for insufficient attention

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leading to lack of confidence,
leading to damages against earnings.

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Right, and we're OK,
the firm's OK with that, ethically?

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And morally?

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Yep.

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Sure.

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Yeah, yeah, right.

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Are you?

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Totally, yeah.

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Yes.

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OK, Liam, look,

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so if we invite you to stay with
the firm in the new environment,

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what we'd have you do is
pull an exhaustive redo

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with personnel, maybe... next week.

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Well, I was ready to do
a big redo right now, but...

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No, it's fine, next week's fine.

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But I have to ask you this ...
they're not going to hit anything

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to freak us out, are they?

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There's no major
deletions this quarter?

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No, no, everything's
well within... parameters.

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Great, OK, Liam,
this has been really great.

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Look, really hope to... look
forward to seeing you again.

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OK, thank you.

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Airport, please.

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'Live...

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'breathe...

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'smell.

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'of a daily cup of coffee, and
three decades of backup for free.

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'In-store ingrain procedure
with local anaesthetic

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'and you're good to go.

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'Because memory is for living.'

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OK, great,
this has been really great, Liam,

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we really hope to... look forward
to seeing you again.

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We really hope to... look forward
to seeing you again.

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Sorry!

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Mr Foxwell.

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Could you just rewind me
your last 24 hours for me, please?

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Great, and back that up for me
times 64 for the week.

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That's great.

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Enjoy your flight, Mr Foxwell.

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I'm not being funny,
right, but look at that.

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Look at what?

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That!

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Frayed carpet, there, you see?

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Seriously?

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Yes, seriously!

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This is a five-star suite.

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I pay good money
to have perfect details.

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Now I've got that shitty
carpet for the rest of my life.

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Only if you keep looking at it,
mate.

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Thanks, Jonas!

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Fuck off.

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All right, now, you thought the
carpet was bad, have a look at this.

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You've met Lucy, my wife,
at the Dublin wedding?

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That's right, yes, hi, Liam.

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Hi... Hi again.

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Hello.

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Lucy ... Liam,
we met at the Dublin wedding.

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Liam!

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Great.

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Liam, yes.

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Come in.
Thank you.

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- Great to see you again.
- Yeah, you too.

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Where's Fi been hiding you?

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You know, in our house.

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We didn't know ... well, she didn't
know if you would make it.

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It was over quicker than I thought.

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Sorry, hello.

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Let's get you a drink.
Beer OK?

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Lovely, thank you.

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Everyone's through there,
so I'll be in in a minute, OK?

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OK, thank you.

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Hi.

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You're back early, then,
I didn't think you'd make it.

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Yeah, I didn't stay over and I
caught an early flight back, so...

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- Hi.
- Hello.

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So, how was the appraisal?

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Well, they said they'd let me do
a redo sometime next week, so...

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But good?

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Well...

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- Later?
- Later.

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OK.

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- How's Jody?
- At home, Gina's babysitting.

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Hey.

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Jonas, this is...

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- Liam ...
- Jonas.

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Dude, it's really nice to meet you.

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- You all right?
- Good, thank you.

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- And you know Jeff?
- Yes.

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Yeah, you remember meeting Jeff,
because he'd have shown you,

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I don't know, a redo
of the side of his fridge.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
piss off, Jonas.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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Your wife's being
very mean to me tonight.

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Well she's like that.

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Yeah, tell me about it.

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- You all right for a drink?
- I'm fine, thank you, Jonas.

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Lynn, come and meet Liam, he's...

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A soon-to-be
unemployed/unemployable lawyer.

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And Jeff.

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Jeff and Fi...

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used to run the parties down
the Fraser Road with Paul and me.

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Mad old days.

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Before we started up the Kings.

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So, yeah...

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So, Liam, what was it you had,
an assessment?

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Appraisal.

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How'd it go?

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Good.

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Well, it was a disaster,
but you know, I don't know.

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- Hard to gauge?
- Yeah

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Let's have a look.

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Redo, we can
appraise the appraisal.

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Yeah, great.

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Throw it up there
and we can grade you.

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Come on...

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It could be fun, we could...

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vote!

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- Paul?
- Yeah?

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I work in recruitment,
so it might be quite useful for you.

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Right, OK.

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Liam's redoing his
appraisal so we can give him marks.

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- Notes.
- Pointers, you know.

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- I think Liam would probably...
- Yes, do you know what...

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Guys, no, come on,
seriously, that's not cool,

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I mean Liam's
obviously uncomfortable,

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so let's just drop it, yeah?

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Have a cool time.

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Time to eat!

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It's ready.

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Thank you so much
for inviting us this evening.

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It's been too long, too long.

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Fi.

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I haven't met him before, have I?
Jonas, is it?

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He's one of the old crowd.

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I think I said.

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- You OK?
- Yeah, yeah.

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- You know, if you're not in the mood,
we can go. - No, no, I'm fine.

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Sure?

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Hey!

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www.addic7ed.com

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Yeah! I brought enough
for others to share.

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Thank you.

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I've, been cooking a lot
since the break-up.

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Jonas has had a tough one.

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Was it bad?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, we were in the middle
of planning is all

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and I suddenly realised that
the less the relationship means

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the more you spend
on the wedding, you know!

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You actually start obsessing over
the tiniest little details,

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like the thickness
of the wedding invitation paper

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because, I mean, God knows you need
something to fucking talk about!

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So, everybody, this is Helen.

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Helen, Jonas.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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And everyone!

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- Hi!
- Help yourself.

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Jonas was just explaining why
relationships are a sham.

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Are they? Shit!

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They're like going
to the theatre, OK?

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You pay loads to go and ultimately
you are wasting your entire night,

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so, when someone asks you,
"Did you have a good time?",

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you both say,
"Yeah! Yeah, it was great."

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The problem is the
more that you pay

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and the longer it goes on, the more
you're, "Yeah, we loved it!",

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you know, "We love being together
and never fucking anyone else"

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"and only just having
one other person"

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"to share our real thoughts with for
our entire lives, yeah, it's great!"

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Would you say you loved her, though?

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I just think we just really fancied
each other and that was what it was.

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You know what it's like early on.

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You know, we were just,
I don't know,

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we were just two tools
in the tool shed

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that just fit together
really fucking well.

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I mean, still, by the end, I'd
be like, "Go on, honey, you go up,"

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"I'm just going to watch
a little bit more of the news"

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and I'd find myself, you know,
watching redos of, like,

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hot times in earlier relationships!

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Easy!

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I'm just saying, there's
a beautiful woman upstairs,

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you know, waiting
to have sex with me.

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What, right now?

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She's upstairs, you know,
waiting to have sex with me

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and I'm sat downstairs watching
redos of, like, some hot times

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with some hot girl that I just
picked up in some place

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and I'm fucking pulling
myself off. I mean, seriously?

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Come on...

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Come on, guys.

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I mean, we all scroll
through the Grain

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rifling through our greatest hits

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for a little bit of filth
now and then, surely?

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Not me.

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Helen doesn't have a Grain!

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No shit!

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Was that a political thing?

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No, no, I was gouged
about 12 months ago.

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Jesus, was that painful?

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Total agony.

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But on the plus of that, I don't
remember it that clearly.

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There's a scar on here.

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Yeah, can I...?

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Yeah, that feels quite nice.

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Yeah, no brain damage, clearly!

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Well, my sight held on fine, so...

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So, who took it then?

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Stolen to order,
as far as they could tell,

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probably to some millionaire
Chinese perve.

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Really?! Yeah.

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Is that for real?

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Yeah, and none of
it was encrypted, so...

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So, they saw the lot!

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The thing is, after I was gouged
I didn't have one for a few days

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and then just kind of, liked it.

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It's cool.

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That's cool.

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I mean, because more people are...

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I mean, now, right?
Like, going Grainless?

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I believe it's huge with hookers.

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I mean, no offence!

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No, no, it's OK. Sure, I...

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Well, I'm pretty boring.
One man is a time.

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Serial monogamist.

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I'm a serial monogamist.

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I'm staying faithful
to my cornflakes right now!

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Well, I think it's an interesting
choice, going Grainless.

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It's a brave choice.

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I'm sorry, but I...

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I couldn't do it.

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OK, I was going to play some redos
from the Fraser O days.

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Stuff from last night,
depressing and fun.

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You know half the organic
memories you have a junk,

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just not trustworthy.

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Colleen works in Grain development.

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With half the population you can
implant false memories,

252
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just by asking leading
questions in therapy.

253
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You can make people
remember getting lost

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in shopping malls they
never visited,

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getting bothered by paedophile
babysitters they never had.

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I'm just happier now.

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00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,849
'OK, great, Liam, this has been,
this has been really great...

258
00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:10,568
'we really hope to look
forward to seeing you again.'

259
00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:12,537
He looks forward to seeing
you again, that's good.

260
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:13,969
"Hopes" to look forward.

261
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:18,609
'We really hope to look
forward to seeing you again.'

262
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:19,914
It's phoney.

263
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,574
Hang on.

264
00:14:22,575 --> 00:14:23,837
Pause it.

265
00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:25,372
Now backup.

266
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,599
Zoom in there.

267
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,889
Come on, that's a tick.

268
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,449
That could be a V or an L.

269
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:33,845
- It's a tick!
- Or the start of the swastika.

270
00:14:33,855 --> 00:14:37,261
It's probably the start of the
swastika, they were such pricks!

271
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,805
- Did you have fun with the old gang?
- Yeah.

272
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,689
D'you speak to that Jonas much?

273
00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:50,546
No, no, not really.

274
00:14:54,764 --> 00:14:56,480
He's a bit of a knob, ain't he?

275
00:14:56,493 --> 00:14:58,169
Bit of a dick?

276
00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,209
Jonas.

277
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:02,769
Pulling himself off to his own
relationship theories.

278
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:06,089
It must be such a drag,
Jonas, putting it about!

279
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,809
And when he protected me
from those arseholes,

280
00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:10,649
"Hey, come on, guys,"

281
00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:13,329
"it's really not cool to redo
another man's appraisals, dudes."

282
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,169
Then why invite him over?

283
00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:16,476
I like him.

284
00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:24,849
You wanted me to invite him.

285
00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:26,529
I didn't say anything.

286
00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:29,089
You were laughing
at everything he said.

287
00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:31,609
You invited him!

288
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:33,948
It was obvious
I didn't want him to come.

289
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,369
'It's only, it's early
to call it a night.'

290
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,085
'Do fancy a quick one down the pub?'

291
00:15:41,096 --> 00:15:42,409
'We've got to get back,

292
00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:44,969
'rescue Jodie from
the paedophile babysitter!

293
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:47,848
'Yeah.'

294
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:53,609
'But why don't you come back to
ours, for a nightcap if you want?'

295
00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:54,649
See?

296
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:58,906
It was obvious I didn't want him to
come, I was being polite to a moron.

297
00:15:59,031 --> 00:16:01,877
If you really don't want to come,
you can get rid of him.

298
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,959
Hey, hey!

299
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:16,032
Hey.

300
00:16:17,663 --> 00:16:19,862
Well, actually, what time is it?

301
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:21,380
It's midnight.

302
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,476
Shit, it's quite late,
time's gone on.

303
00:16:23,494 --> 00:16:25,493
Yeah, time does that.

304
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:26,729
15 minutes.

305
00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:27,889
Yeah.

306
00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:30,917
But we've got the babysitter
inside, so...

307
00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:32,889
So, is that new info?

308
00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:36,889
No, it's just that we, I mean,
we thought, right, Fi?

309
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,969
Yeah. Yeah.

310
00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:40,329
OK, no, I get it.

311
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,449
No, it's just that, actually,
it turns out we're tired

312
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:45,489
and I guess we forgot,
but now we've remembered, so...

313
00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:46,529
Sorry.

314
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:47,369
No, it's fine, really.

315
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:48,409
I'm sorry.

316
00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:50,969
It's cool, no worries.

317
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:52,849
I've got a back-up plan, so...

318
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,609
Cool, well, we vote the back-up.

319
00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:56,049
Yeah, I will do.

320
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,809
See you later, Fi.

321
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:58,969
It was good to meet you, man.

322
00:16:58,970 --> 00:16:59,981
Yeah.

323
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:01,449
Nice one.

324
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:02,870
Brilliant. Brilliant.

325
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:06,359
OK, cool.

326
00:17:10,204 --> 00:17:11,522
Good to meet you, man.

327
00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:12,659
Yeah.

328
00:17:14,997 --> 00:17:18,729
Listen, Gina, it's a 40-minute
wait for a cab, but if you want,

329
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:21,023
I have the bed made up in my office.

330
00:17:21,148 --> 00:17:22,465
OK, thanks, Fi.

331
00:17:24,132 --> 00:17:28,129
Hey, there's just, you know, use
anything. There's T-shirts and...

332
00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,137
Yeah, thanks, I'll show myself out.

333
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,169
All right, night.

334
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,209
Night, guys.

335
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,523
Night, Gina.

336
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:42,144
Thank you.

337
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:44,735
'Bye-bye.

338
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,649
'OK.

339
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,917
'Love you, love you.'

340
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,089
Was he a big part of the gang?

341
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,478
Who? Jonas?

342
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,374
I don't know, yeah?

343
00:18:16,592 --> 00:18:19,489
Let me guess, he'd spent his time
oozing round the girls,

344
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:20,569
offering backrubs.

345
00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:21,849
Not really.

346
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,597
Circling for an orifice.

347
00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:27,289
Was he always that oily or...

348
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:28,596
OK, look.

349
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:31,969
What?

350
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:33,279
It's nothing, but...

351
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:40,049
You may have noticed a bit
of an atmosphere because...

352
00:18:41,761 --> 00:18:45,289
me and Jonas, years ago,
had a bit of a thing.

353
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,449
You had a thing with oily dude man?

354
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:48,529
It was just a little thing

355
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,049
and I didn't even know
you back then, so...

356
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:51,706
You slept with oily dude man?

357
00:18:52,577 --> 00:18:53,849
That's hilarious!

358
00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:56,529
We've all got our skeletons,
how about you and Gemma?

359
00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:58,129
What, I told you about Gemma.

360
00:18:58,130 --> 00:18:59,473
Gemma was a nutcase...

361
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,511
But you never mentioned Jonas.

362
00:19:02,536 --> 00:19:05,405
I did, I told you I hooked up
with someone in Marrakech.

363
00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:06,602
Jonas is Mr Marrakesh?!

364
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:07,849
It was a stupid thing...

365
00:19:07,858 --> 00:19:11,889
I thought Mr Marrakech was some
sort of super cool...

366
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:12,929
Not him.

367
00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:15,089
It was years ago and...

368
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:17,489
Are you embarrassed by that?

369
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,466
Cos it's embarrassing.

370
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:23,259
I'm sorry, but, Christ,
are you not embarrassed?

371
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,739
It was years ago.

372
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,499
But you dated him for a month?

373
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,699
That's what I said.

374
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,699
Cos when you told me about
Mr Marrakech, it was a week.

375
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,557
No, I didn't.

376
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:35,692
Pah!

377
00:19:39,331 --> 00:19:40,539
'What about you?'

378
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,819
I don't want to see our
first time right now.

379
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:43,899
Syou're about to talk.

380
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:47,059
'I went away and had a little thing
that did my head in for a while

381
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,179
'with this, sort of...

382
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:53,739
'..this, sort of, headfuck
that I met in Marrakech.'

383
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,059
'Mr Marrakech?'

384
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,379
'Yeah.'

385
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:59,779
'I'm imagining a chillum
and a big knob.'

386
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:03,779
'No, it was like dormouse.'

387
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:06,699
'Big deal, big heart-breaker?'

388
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:09,139
'No, it was just a week.

389
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,459
'It was a weird week.'

390
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,779
So, a weird week or a month?

391
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:14,619
The point is, it wasn't a big deal.

392
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:16,379
Well, it was big enough
to do your head in.

393
00:20:17,218 --> 00:20:20,613
Jonas, King Dormouse-Dick
of Marrakech did your head in!

394
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,859
That was a nice night, used to be.

395
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:27,356
You're getting obsessed.

396
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:29,299
I'm not.

397
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,779
We had all this with Dan, I don't
want you going like that again.

398
00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:34,579
He had little creepy beady eyes
and he was always...

399
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,579
What? Acting like
he was interested?

400
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,739
And you know what, I think
he probably did fancy me

401
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,819
and actually he wasn't
completely hideous,

402
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:44,757
so in another life I don't know,
but nothing happened!

403
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:48,459
And Jonas...

404
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:52,459
he's an old fling.
So what? Don't go all fucked up!

405
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,099
What, I'm fucked up, am I?

406
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,339
No, I mean, just...

407
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:59,339
No, no, no, that's brilliant,
sometimes you're a bitch.

408
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,425
I didn't mean that.

409
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,179
'You're a bitch!'

410
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:09,339
I'd like you to erase that.

411
00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:10,419
'You're a bitch!'

412
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,299
Also, "sometimes".

413
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:15,474
You can't just edit off
the word, "sometimes"!

414
00:21:56,740 --> 00:22:01,083
I'm sorry, Fi, I know I go a bit
weird and wonky sometimes.

415
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:12,899
- I love you, you know?
- I know.

416
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:33,219
'..in a toolshed that just fit
together really fucking well,

417
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:36,539
'but still by the end I'd be like,
"Go, on, you go to bed, honey,

418
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,739
'"I'm just going to catch a little
bit more of the news,"

419
00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:42,579
'and then I'd find myself, you know,
watching redos of hot times

420
00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,652
'in earlier relationships.

421
00:23:45,262 --> 00:23:49,502
'I've got a beautiful woman upstairs
waiting to have sex with me.

422
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:53,979
'And I'd find myself, you know,
watching redos of hot times

423
00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:56,099
'in earlier relationships.'

424
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,404
'Easy!'

425
00:24:02,058 --> 00:24:04,839
'Lip read reconstruction enabled.

426
00:24:05,483 --> 00:24:08,490
- 'Hey, it's good to see you.
- 'Good to see you, too.

427
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,199
'I was nervous when I heard you
were going to be here.

428
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,877
'It's weird, isn't it?'

429
00:24:15,513 --> 00:24:17,237
- Morning.
- Gina, over here.

430
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:21,319
Come here a second.
I just want your opinion.

431
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,940
It's just a silly game.

432
00:24:27,813 --> 00:24:29,119
Sit down.

433
00:24:29,456 --> 00:24:30,849
Answer this.

434
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,319
I'm a serial monogamist.

435
00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:37,879
I'm staying faithful
to my corn flakes right now.

436
00:24:41,601 --> 00:24:43,702
Now, is that funny?

437
00:24:44,573 --> 00:24:47,930
There's no need to be nice,
the man's a prick.

438
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:52,599
Is that funny, in your opinion?

439
00:24:53,018 --> 00:24:54,395
Well...

440
00:24:54,398 --> 00:24:56,127
I'm a serial monogamist.

441
00:24:57,047 --> 00:24:59,479
I'm staying faithful
to my corn flakes right now.

442
00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:02,787
- No?
- No

443
00:25:02,912 --> 00:25:04,599
- I don't know.
- You do.

444
00:25:05,243 --> 00:25:06,631
Morning.

445
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,043
What's this?

446
00:25:08,044 --> 00:25:10,449
I'm just getting Gina's
opinion on something.

447
00:25:10,474 --> 00:25:12,146
I'm a serial monogamist.

448
00:25:12,631 --> 00:25:15,239
I'm staying faithful
to my corn flakes right now.

449
00:25:17,363 --> 00:25:20,238
I was just wondering because you
found it funny, but it isn't,

450
00:25:20,363 --> 00:25:21,680
and Gina agrees.

451
00:25:21,805 --> 00:25:23,260
I don't really want to get involved.

452
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,399
Let me get you a cab.
My dad's on his way.

453
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,879
Just one other thing.

454
00:25:28,064 --> 00:25:32,727
We both want him to come back,
but who wants him to come back more?

455
00:25:32,852 --> 00:25:35,997
Off the top of your head,
who wants him to come back more?

456
00:25:36,122 --> 00:25:37,678
OK, well, bye.

457
00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:38,849
Yeah, bye.

458
00:25:39,421 --> 00:25:42,206
It's early. It's early
to call it a night.

459
00:25:42,231 --> 00:25:44,286
Fancy a quick one down the pub?

460
00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:47,402
Got to get back, rescue Jodie
from the paedophile baby-sitter.

461
00:25:47,403 --> 00:25:48,599
That's just a...

462
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,684
That's a joke.

463
00:25:51,033 --> 00:25:52,052
Sorry.

464
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,993
Jonas, why don't you come back to
ours for a nightcap, if you want?

465
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,246
Yeah.

466
00:25:59,630 --> 00:26:03,223
Now, ignore the joke. Who's
more keen for him to come back?

467
00:26:03,246 --> 00:26:04,676
I don't know.

468
00:26:04,678 --> 00:26:05,934
You do know, Gina.

469
00:26:06,162 --> 00:26:08,089
I'm so sorry, he's really hungover.

470
00:26:08,090 --> 00:26:09,483
That's OK.

471
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,625
I'm staying faithful to
my corn flakes right now.

472
00:26:27,723 --> 00:26:29,558
That is just objectively not funny.

473
00:26:29,582 --> 00:26:31,557
Anyone would say,
"That's not funny."

474
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,309
That was fucking embarrassing.

475
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,999
Whatever you're queuing up, stop it.

476
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,508
Sit down, please.

477
00:26:50,163 --> 00:26:51,519
You see that?

478
00:26:52,163 --> 00:26:54,072
You know Geoff?

479
00:26:54,096 --> 00:26:57,039
Yeah, you remember me and Geoff,
because he would have shown you

480
00:26:57,416 --> 00:27:01,039
a re-do of the side of his fridge,
something like that.

481
00:27:01,697 --> 00:27:03,758
- Spot the difference.
- You're drunk.

482
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:06,839
I'm the difference.
He's the greatest guy in the world

483
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,199
and then I arrived and... you clam.

484
00:27:09,949 --> 00:27:11,255
For clarity.

485
00:27:13,453 --> 00:27:15,319
We're just talking!

486
00:27:15,878 --> 00:27:18,797
But moments later, you're so stiff.

487
00:27:18,922 --> 00:27:20,447
I don't know, a re-do...

488
00:27:20,462 --> 00:27:22,588
You don't know how
to stand around him.

489
00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:25,039
Your gauges are all over the place,
hot and cold.

490
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,479
This is just stupid!

491
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,564
You can't hide it.
Not completely.

492
00:27:29,589 --> 00:27:31,169
See how you look at him.

493
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,439
The less the relationship means,
the more you spend on the wedding.

494
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,719
Really, you start obsessing
about these tiny little details

495
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,519
like the thickness
of the wedding invitation paper.

496
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,239
Now, how you look at me.

497
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,759
I think it's an interesting choice,
going grainless.

498
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,119
It's a brave choice.

499
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,639
I'm sorry, but...

500
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,719
Tell me you look at me nice
like you look at him. You can't.

501
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,319
And how am I looking
at you now, Liam?

502
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,319
How long did you go out
with him for?

503
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,336
Does it matter?

504
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,959
You know, half the organic
memories you have are junk.

505
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,751
Just not trustworthy.
When it comes to little things.

506
00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:14,119
And big ones.

507
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,401
Is that Marrakesh?

508
00:28:18,123 --> 00:28:20,542
Does that look like Marrakesh?

509
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,959
No.

510
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,959
It's not Marrakesh.

511
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,959
So, how long did you
go out with him for?

512
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,757
All right, about six months.

513
00:28:39,271 --> 00:28:42,035
So not a week or a month.
Six months.

514
00:28:42,368 --> 00:28:44,531
The ever-inflating romance.

515
00:28:44,532 --> 00:28:46,479
You're probably still
going out with him.

516
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,077
Why am I on trial here?

517
00:28:48,724 --> 00:28:50,159
What's been going on?

518
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,239
Nothing has been going on.

519
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,674
It was... Christ, you know how it
is when you first get with someone

520
00:28:56,675 --> 00:28:59,995
and then previous
boyfriends come up.

521
00:28:59,996 --> 00:29:02,288
He was never a boyfriend,
he was always a weird week.

522
00:29:02,302 --> 00:29:04,763
I downplayed it.
I fudged it, it was...

523
00:29:04,767 --> 00:29:05,638
You lied.

524
00:29:05,650 --> 00:29:08,597
Not everything that
isn't true is a lie, Liam.

525
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,199
Hello?

526
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,383
So he was a bigger thing than I made
out and, yeah, he's sort of a dick.

527
00:29:15,443 --> 00:29:16,825
Sort of? He's a massive...

528
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,639
I liked him then.

529
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,312
And I don't like him,
not like that, not now.

530
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,857
So, just to get this clear.

531
00:29:25,982 --> 00:29:28,779
He fucks you, gets footage
for his redo wank file,

532
00:29:28,792 --> 00:29:29,735
but you're still pally.

533
00:29:29,747 --> 00:29:30,717
This is sad!

534
00:29:30,753 --> 00:29:32,735
- Cos if he was...
- This is just sad!

535
00:29:32,736 --> 00:29:34,577
He probably sits there
and tosses himself

536
00:29:34,578 --> 00:29:36,112
off all over his
cashmere blanket.

537
00:29:36,137 --> 00:29:37,381
It was years ago!

538
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,756
Not for him.

539
00:29:40,963 --> 00:29:44,417
I'd find myself watching
redos of really hot times

540
00:29:44,430 --> 00:29:46,245
early in relationships.

541
00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:47,519
'Easy.'

542
00:29:48,394 --> 00:29:50,718
Sober up.
Make yourself puke.

543
00:29:50,843 --> 00:29:53,397
Whatever, I don't care.
Just sort this out.

544
00:29:54,387 --> 00:29:55,463
Fuck.

545
00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:00,572
I'd find myself watching
redos of really hot times

546
00:30:00,585 --> 00:30:02,736
early in relationships.

547
00:30:02,758 --> 00:30:04,064
Easy.

548
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,399
And I'm downstairs watching
some redo of some night

549
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,559
I've picked up somebody else and...

550
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:17,039
Yeah, nice, Geoff. She's upstairs
waiting to have sex with me

551
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,719
and I'm downstairs watching
some redo

552
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,879
of some night I've picked
up somebody else.

553
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,479
Easy.

554
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,397
And I'm fucking pulling myself off.
I'm just saying.

555
00:30:29,772 --> 00:30:31,227
'Green warning.

556
00:30:31,243 --> 00:30:33,988
'Grain assistant suggests
you may not be in a suitable

557
00:30:33,989 --> 00:30:37,507
'physical condition for the activity
you appear to be engaged in.

558
00:30:37,532 --> 00:30:39,958
'To override,
continue at your own risk.

559
00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:43,042
'All health and personal
accident insurance is... '

560
00:30:43,055 --> 00:30:44,385
Thank you.

561
00:30:59,954 --> 00:31:01,794
- 'Who's that?'
- It's Liam.

562
00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:05,150
Liam from last night.

563
00:31:06,046 --> 00:31:08,957
'Liam. Is Fi with you?'

564
00:31:09,082 --> 00:31:10,678
She's not, no.

565
00:31:11,363 --> 00:31:14,210
'Sorry, Liam, mate,
is there something that you want?'

566
00:31:14,222 --> 00:31:16,634
Yeah, I just want to
come in and talk to you.

567
00:31:16,635 --> 00:31:17,840
Can you open the gate?

568
00:31:17,841 --> 00:31:21,334
- Yeah, sure.
- I'll let you in.

569
00:31:21,459 --> 00:31:23,137
Nice one, nice one.

570
00:31:37,818 --> 00:31:40,056
- Hey.
- Hey.

571
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,479
What do you want?

572
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,813
I just want to come in
for a bit, dude.

573
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,997
That looks expensive.
Is that expensive?

574
00:31:48,014 --> 00:31:49,879
Look, Liam, it's morning, mate.

575
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,157
Fucking hell. Liam.

576
00:31:58,672 --> 00:32:02,266
Jonas, this is a nice place!

577
00:32:05,428 --> 00:32:09,942
Hey. Seriously, man, it's not cool
you just walking in like this.

578
00:32:09,957 --> 00:32:12,395
To be honest with you,
it's a little bit weird.

579
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,216
Is that a Marrakeshian lamp?

580
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,317
Liam, do I have to call Fi?

581
00:32:23,104 --> 00:32:25,442
Did you guys have a row
or something like that?

582
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,344
- Sit down.
- No, I'm all right.

583
00:32:27,593 --> 00:32:30,679
Go on, sit down. It's not
a bear trap, it's a chair.

584
00:32:35,665 --> 00:32:38,557
Do you want me to bounce this
off your fucking head?

585
00:32:43,806 --> 00:32:45,845
I'm joking, Jonas.

586
00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:48,639
Bloody hell, I thought you were
supposed to be cool, man.

587
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,398
I thought you were meant
to be fucking brilliant.

588
00:32:51,523 --> 00:32:53,233
What's going on?

589
00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:58,557
Yeah, figures.

590
00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:01,637
Get some good stuff
for the scrapbook?

591
00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:04,414
I think you should go.

592
00:33:04,762 --> 00:33:06,559
I don't blame you.
I would have.

593
00:33:07,395 --> 00:33:09,248
Tell you what, let's have a look.

594
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,159
Go on, chuck it
on the screen, don't be shy!

595
00:33:12,455 --> 00:33:13,761
Come on!

596
00:33:14,323 --> 00:33:17,132
I'm fucking joking again, Jonas!

597
00:33:17,418 --> 00:33:20,913
For goodness' sake,
you need to grow a sense of humour.

598
00:33:21,150 --> 00:33:23,177
- He's uptight, isn't he?
- OK, Liam.

599
00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:28,281
- It's a lovely room, this.
- Thank you.

600
00:33:29,462 --> 00:33:32,310
Is this where you masturbate
to images of my wife?

601
00:33:33,403 --> 00:33:37,246
- Or do you do it in that room?
- OK, Liam, I want you to leave now.

602
00:33:37,371 --> 00:33:40,079
Do you sometimes start in here
and then finish in there?

603
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,386
The world's pretty much your oyster,
isn't it?

604
00:33:42,398 --> 00:33:43,816
I want you to leave.

605
00:33:48,863 --> 00:33:50,699
Well, that's a pity.

606
00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:53,396
- Come on, mate.
- All right, now, what are you doing?

607
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:55,715
Don't do that.
Come on now!

608
00:33:56,095 --> 00:33:58,213
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?

609
00:33:58,216 --> 00:34:01,955
- Jesus! Get out!
- Stand up, Jonas, come on!

610
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:39,867
Hey.

611
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,032
What do you want?

612
00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:50,115
Don't do that.

613
00:34:50,139 --> 00:34:51,574
Come on, Danny!

614
00:34:51,598 --> 00:34:53,364
- 'What are you doing?
- 'What are you doing?

615
00:34:53,376 --> 00:34:56,601
'Jesus! Get out, you fucking prick.

616
00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:57,993
'Tell you what... '

617
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,385
Stop it!

618
00:35:05,822 --> 00:35:07,679
I tell you what you're going to do.

619
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,359
You're going to get every bit
of Fion you've got in there

620
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,399
and you're going to select it
all and you're going to wipe it!

621
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,125
Hello, police, I'm witnessing
a serious assault at five...

622
00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:18,102
'Wipe it!

623
00:35:18,227 --> 00:35:19,315
'Fuck off.

624
00:35:19,316 --> 00:35:21,439
'I don't have a brain chip
to show you.'

625
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,599
This is a bottle, right?

626
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,821
Either you wipe it or
I will fucking gouge you myself.

627
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,866
Jesus!

628
00:35:27,891 --> 00:35:28,923
OK.

629
00:35:29,376 --> 00:35:31,017
Just do what he says.

630
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,375
Not on your eye, in there.

631
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,919
On there!

632
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,179
He's doing it!

633
00:35:40,177 --> 00:35:42,266
Now, delete it all.
The lot!

634
00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:47,325
Or I will crack your skull
and I will gouge your fucking neck.

635
00:35:47,450 --> 00:35:48,764
I'm doing it.

636
00:35:57,512 --> 00:35:59,601
Stay away from my house!

637
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,559
'Now, delete it all.
The lot!

638
00:36:13,961 --> 00:36:18,313
'Or I will crack your skull
and I will gouge your fucking neck.

639
00:36:18,338 --> 00:36:19,718
'I'm doing it.'

640
00:37:06,454 --> 00:37:07,760
Liam?

641
00:37:09,115 --> 00:37:10,471
Where did you go?

642
00:37:15,493 --> 00:37:16,836
What happened?

643
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,239
Liam, what happened?

644
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,009
Did you use a condom or not?

645
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,776
Just say.

646
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,999
Liam, whatever you think...

647
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,332
Am I Jodie's father?

648
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:33,959
- Liam!
- Am I?

649
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,039
Yes, of course.

650
00:37:35,466 --> 00:37:37,919
- You sure about that?
- Yes!

651
00:37:38,582 --> 00:37:39,987
That's nice.

652
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,605
I always liked that picture,
didn't you?

653
00:37:47,289 --> 00:37:48,943
It's why I bought it for you.

654
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,599
I never liked it.
Thought it was pretentious shit.

655
00:38:06,308 --> 00:38:07,900
'I'll tell you what you're
going to do.

656
00:38:07,925 --> 00:38:09,919
'You're going to get every
bit of Fion... '

657
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,279
' Christ, what have you done?

658
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,359
'Select it all... '

659
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,839
We're getting to the good bit.

660
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,902
'Hello, police, I'm witnessing
a serious assault at... '

661
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,039
'Now, delete it all.
The lot!

662
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,669
'Or I will crack your skull
and I will gouge your fucking neck.'

663
00:38:40,222 --> 00:38:41,938
18 months ago in this room.

664
00:38:53,261 --> 00:38:55,375
You know when you suspect something,

665
00:38:55,862 --> 00:38:58,577
it's always better
when it turns out to be true.

666
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,039
It's like I've had a bad tooth
for years and I'm just finally

667
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,657
getting my tongue in there and I'm
digging out all the rotten shit.

668
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,439
That's not what it looks like.

669
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,239
This did Jonas come round
to read you a story?

670
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,279
No, it was...

671
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,439
A story about fucking?

672
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,039
It was...

673
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,115
When all the Dan stuff was going on
and you'd walked out.

674
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,319
For like ten minutes.

675
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,155
For five days, Liam.

676
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,692
No call, no nothing.

677
00:39:31,229 --> 00:39:33,639
So you fucked him after four days?

678
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,119
That's heroic.

679
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,959
I mean, three days,
that's admirable, but four days?

680
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,759
I mean, you must have been gagging.

681
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,281
I was so upset.

682
00:39:44,565 --> 00:39:47,227
We went for a drink, I got drunk.

683
00:39:47,674 --> 00:39:49,465
It shouldn't have happened.

684
00:39:50,672 --> 00:39:52,177
I'm sorry.

685
00:39:54,324 --> 00:39:57,639
I'm so sorry,
I can't say anything else.

686
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,912
I love you.

687
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,159
Did you use a condom?

688
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,319
Yes.

689
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,084
Cos we didn't have any here.
We were trying.

690
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,719
He had some.

691
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,479
In his pocket?

692
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,862
In his car.

693
00:40:15,577 --> 00:40:18,097
Was it his decision,
or did you make him wear one?

694
00:40:18,222 --> 00:40:19,523
I made him.

695
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:22,566
- And you saw him put it on?
- Yes.

696
00:40:23,014 --> 00:40:24,332
Show me, then.

697
00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:27,600
Show me on there.

698
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,473
I need to see it, Fi.

699
00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:38,955
I deleted it.

700
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,559
I wanted it to go away,
I wiped the whole thing.

701
00:40:42,684 --> 00:40:44,135
- Did you?
- Yeah.

702
00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:46,404
So there's just a blank
gap in your timeline?

703
00:40:46,529 --> 00:40:47,977
Yeah.

704
00:40:48,954 --> 00:40:50,358
Show me that, then.

705
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,179
Yeah, OK.

706
00:40:57,037 --> 00:40:58,541
I have to find it.

707
00:41:05,025 --> 00:41:07,015
No! No deleting it, not now.

708
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:09,079
No, no.

709
00:41:12,164 --> 00:41:13,557
It's still on there, is it?

710
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,737
I'm sorry.

711
00:41:20,016 --> 00:41:21,759
You have to show it to me, Fi.

712
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:22,959
Why?

713
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,355
Cos I want to see it.

714
00:41:26,874 --> 00:41:28,590
I love you.

715
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,687
Show it to me.

716
00:41:31,557 --> 00:41:33,199
No.

717
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,439
- Show it to me.
- No.

718
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,679
- Show it to me!
- No!

719
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,244
Show it to me! I want to see!
I want to see what he looks like!

720
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,095
This isn't me!
Look what you're doing to me!

721
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,785
Fi, I need to see it!

722
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:49,098
Please.

723
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:02,319
I need to see it, Fi.

724
00:42:36,934 --> 00:42:38,214
'Hurry up.

725
00:42:38,227 --> 00:42:39,495
'Sorry!'

726
00:43:38,575 --> 00:43:39,806
I love you.

727
00:43:40,689 --> 00:43:42,157
I know you do.

728
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,945
Hello, stinky!

729
00:44:40,314 --> 00:44:41,583
Hey.

730
00:46:05,285 --> 00:46:07,374
Brown or green?

731
00:46:08,071 --> 00:46:09,400
Green?

732
00:48:25,823 --> 00:48:28,299
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