1
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in nasty situations.'

2
00:03:36,558 --> 00:03:38,834
'Let's play Botherguts!'

3
00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,969
'Come on!

4
00:04:11,094 --> 00:04:13,978
'Three, two, one!

5
00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:18,479
'Go!

6
00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,592
'Chuck her a bun!

7
00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:30,199
'Not hungry?! That's a first?!

8
00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,678
'Come on!

9
00:04:39,634 --> 00:04:40,939
'That'd hurt!

10
00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,959
Brilliant!

11
00:04:58,982 --> 00:05:01,037
Fucking brilliant, that!

12
00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,839
That one does that sometimes.
Hang on.

13
00:05:40,012 --> 00:05:42,839
There's a little knob
in here somewhere.

14
00:05:45,114 --> 00:05:47,228
Almost the only real thing in there,

15
00:05:47,244 --> 00:05:49,499
and even that's grown
in a Petri dish.

16
00:05:50,715 --> 00:05:52,021
Thank you.

17
00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,357
'Licking my pussy.'

18
00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,600
For Christ's sake!

19
00:06:42,364 --> 00:06:45,399
Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut!
Cheers for the reflection!

20
00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,216
One minute I'm in slitsville,
the next there's a haunted pig

21
00:06:48,229 --> 00:06:51,669
gawping at me. They may as well
have cut to a war crime!

22
00:06:53,123 --> 00:06:54,432
Oi!

23
00:06:58,696 --> 00:06:59,999
You missed a bit.

24
00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,869
Pie ape!

25
00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,910
You see that?

26
00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,783
Fucking pie ape!

27
00:07:19,584 --> 00:07:22,399
He'll be in lemon
and all before long!

28
00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:50,879
'Selma Telse.'

29
00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,557
'Howie Mandelbrot.'

30
00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:07,055
'Each headlines their own content on
one of your eight daylight streams.

31
00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,953
'But they started here, like you.

32
00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:14,521
'Putting their back into giving
back for a brighter now.

33
00:08:15,650 --> 00:08:20,873
'Each paying their dues like you,
hoping to become a hot shot.'

34
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,408
'That wasn't good...

35
00:08:33,399 --> 00:08:37,254
'..that was beyond incredible!'

36
00:08:41,618 --> 00:08:45,275
'You decide the victors,
you control their fates,

37
00:08:45,574 --> 00:08:48,757
'you make the call on Hot Shots.

38
00:09:05,793 --> 00:09:11,152
'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situations.

39
00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:13,599
'So let's view it.'

40
00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,239
'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.

41
00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,479
'Resume viewing.

44
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,039
'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.

45
00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,279
'Resume viewing.'

46
00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,547
'You are going to see it all.'

47
00:09:34,967 --> 00:09:37,852
'Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL.

48
00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:44,075
'Hey, what else were you planning
to do with that hand?'

49
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,639
'You lick my pussy, baby.

50
00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,399
'I turn you on!

51
00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,839
'Hi, I'm Roxy, hello.

52
00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,323
'Hi, I'm Evie.'

53
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,399
Didn't let him sign in.

54
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,688
Told him to report to 22 down.

55
00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:21,506
Told ya!

56
00:11:22,171 --> 00:11:24,683
He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck!

57
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,000
What do you think?

58
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,037
It's a bit much.

59
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,069
Yeah.

60
00:12:20,418 --> 00:12:23,489
'Best thing about my new lifestyle?
Where do I start?

61
00:12:24,181 --> 00:12:27,688
'I love choosing my own clothes
and I love gold.

62
00:12:28,322 --> 00:12:31,033
'I feel like it really
expresses who I really am

63
00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:33,919
'and I love looking over outside.

64
00:12:34,158 --> 00:12:37,359
'It's so beautiful sometimes, I just
wish that everyone could see it.'

65
00:12:37,484 --> 00:12:39,194
Nice outfit

66
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,479
Suits you.

67
00:12:44,286 --> 00:12:48,029
'Well, honesty is ruthless
so I suppose it's just honesty...

68
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:50,161
'ruthless honesty.'

69
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,711
Drying my hands.

70
00:14:10,378 --> 00:14:11,684
Impressive.

71
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,639
Have fun...

72
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,247
I mean, on the...

73
00:14:26,222 --> 00:14:27,839
'Hey, regular user!

74
00:14:27,964 --> 00:14:33,007
'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situation.

75
00:14:33,132 --> 00:14:34,455
'Select view... '

76
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,448
Dick.

77
00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:11,667
Detritus. Sorry.

78
00:17:26,824 --> 00:17:28,005
Come on!

79
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,649
Wait. There's a knack to it.

80
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:32,067
- You'll take your fingers off.
- Trust me.

81
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:37,119
Smart.

82
00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:42,433
Bing Manson.

83
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,329
Short for Bingham.

84
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:46,378
Abi Carner.

85
00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:49,009
Short for Abi Carner.

86
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,181
You're a new person.
I've not seen you.

87
00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,333
I just went 21 last week.

88
00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:57,750
I wanted to go to Airdale
My sister's there, but...

89
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,251
It's full, apparently.

90
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,164
Proper fruit.
It was worth the risk.

91
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:10,300
The most natural thing in there's
probably grown in a Petri dish.

92
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,196
Yeah.

93
00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,125
Quite good, though.

94
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:16,889
Yeah. That's the right way round.

95
00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:19,769
When you get the cheap one,
you end up having to pedal it off.

96
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:23,049
Then you want more sugar. Then
you're playing catch-up and I've...

97
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:25,938
I've been there.
It's a vicious circle.

98
00:18:28,397 --> 00:18:30,325
Can't you just use that CPT app?

99
00:18:30,335 --> 00:18:31,653
What's that?

100
00:18:32,014 --> 00:18:34,249
This cognitive behavioural thing.

101
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,940
It realigns your thinking
to pick healthy food.

102
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:39,784
Whispers you into it
while you sleep.

103
00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:43,981
Yeah, I should try that, yeah.

104
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:52,669
I liked your singing the other day.

105
00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,956
I was trying to sing
so no-one could hear me pee.

106
00:18:59,286 --> 00:19:00,809
I'm not Selma or anything.

107
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:04,809
You've got a phenomenal voice.
It was the most beautiful song...

108
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,882
Y... You think I'm being cheesy?

109
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,027
All right, I am being cheesy.

110
00:19:15,052 --> 00:19:17,327
But it was beautiful, so, you know...

111
00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:22,451
Reality's cheesy sometimes.
Not often, admittedly, but...

112
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,680
Now.

113
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,264
Yeah...

114
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,599
Well, thank you.

115
00:19:39,884 --> 00:19:41,513
It's just noises, though.

116
00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:43,801
Noises in the right order.

117
00:19:43,826 --> 00:19:45,249
Don't downplay... you're good.

118
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,703
The song's good. It's old.

119
00:19:50,096 --> 00:19:53,678
My mum used to sing it
and she learnt it from her mum.

120
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,874
A hand-me-down.

121
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:01,113
You thought of trying out
for Hot Shot?

122
00:20:01,361 --> 00:20:04,110
Me?

123
00:20:04,576 --> 00:20:05,889
Why not?

124
00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:07,588
Singing in front of Judge Hope?

125
00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:11,209
I'd die! Seriously, I'd be halfway
to the afterlife come the chorus.

126
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,404
No, you'd walk it.

127
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:13,633
A) I wouldn't.

128
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:17,836
And B)... I don't have
that clockage.

129
00:20:18,558 --> 00:20:21,089
It's, what, 12 mil just to enter?

130
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:23,369
What kind of bike time is that?
Six months?

131
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:25,689
- Yeah, but...
- I'm hand to mouth.

132
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:29,709
I know people save and stuff
to get onto that stage

133
00:20:29,723 --> 00:20:32,327
and then there's what Selma did.
But, you know what?

134
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:35,716
- I'd rather not give myself...
- Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.

135
00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:40,031
The full 12, I'll gift it.

136
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,769
Don't be ridiculous!

137
00:20:48,285 --> 00:20:50,113
Seriously, I've got it spare.

138
00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:52,589
You've got 12 mil spare?

139
00:20:53,256 --> 00:20:54,736
My brother left it me.

140
00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:57,285
Own a channel, does he?

141
00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:58,873
No, he...

142
00:20:59,330 --> 00:21:00,639
He died.

143
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,878
He... He died last year,

144
00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:07,954
so it got transferred to me.

145
00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:11,102
Just over six months' worth,
but I've kept it.

146
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,499
Why don't you spend it on you, then?

147
00:21:15,511 --> 00:21:18,322
And buy what? Some new shoes
for my doppel to wear?

148
00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:22,289
I don't know, upgrade your MOS...

149
00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:24,283
Or get a Fat Attack season pass?

150
00:21:25,343 --> 00:21:27,169
Buy one of those wall buddies.

151
00:21:27,179 --> 00:21:30,587
The new ones that talk to you after
shutting and solve your problems.

152
00:21:30,610 --> 00:21:34,594
They guide your dreams, like gurus.
It's amazing, really, what they can do.

153
00:21:34,619 --> 00:21:38,169
A mirror plug-in? That shows me how I
look as a werewolf? What's the point?

154
00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:41,413
- I know it can be quite funny.
- It's all just stuff. It's...

155
00:21:42,854 --> 00:21:45,518
It's stuff, it's confetti, it's...

156
00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:50,076
You've got something real.

157
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,813
What better to spend it on?

158
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,002
You heard me singing in a toilet.

159
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,689
Is that real?

160
00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:01,168
More than anything that's
happened all year.

161
00:22:05,267 --> 00:22:07,879
I can't take that kind of clockage
off someone.

162
00:22:09,085 --> 00:22:10,838
It's 12 mils, no way.

163
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:12,821
Let me do this.

164
00:22:16,187 --> 00:22:18,774
I... I look around here, I just...

165
00:22:20,354 --> 00:22:22,542
I just want something real to happen.

166
00:22:25,194 --> 00:22:26,499
Just once.

167
00:22:29,546 --> 00:22:30,849
I'd mess up.

168
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,694
You wouldn't. I don't care anyway.

169
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:36,529
I'll go with you.
I'll be able to force you.

170
00:22:36,796 --> 00:22:38,425
I'll force you to go.

171
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:41,793
It's tomorrow.

172
00:22:43,641 --> 00:22:45,121
Come on!

173
00:22:51,762 --> 00:22:53,068
Say yes.

174
00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:59,007
I'll go as far as to say, "OK."

175
00:23:01,090 --> 00:23:03,021
Which proves acceptable.

176
00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:07,006
Thank God for that.

177
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,400
Walking away now.

178
00:23:13,756 --> 00:23:15,061
You loon!

179
00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,541
I can live with it!

180
00:23:48,819 --> 00:23:50,995
I'd love to fucking ruin that
and all.

181
00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:20,476
What?

182
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,285
15?

183
00:24:25,856 --> 00:24:27,167
A flippin' joke...

184
00:25:18,130 --> 00:25:20,231
'New from Wraith Babes.

185
00:25:20,244 --> 00:25:23,502
'The hottest girls
in the nastiest situations.'

186
00:25:24,603 --> 00:25:26,121
Yeah!

187
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,971
Can't believe I'm doing this.

188
00:25:47,187 --> 00:25:48,495
I am doing this.

189
00:25:52,073 --> 00:25:53,404
I can't be doing this.

190
00:25:53,429 --> 00:25:54,946
Can you trade it back?

191
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,695
The ticket?

192
00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:58,070
Don't be mad.

193
00:25:58,846 --> 00:26:01,445
It's a lot of pressure
to put someone under, you know.

194
00:26:01,469 --> 00:26:04,564
Don't think I'm not grateful.
But it's, it's just...

195
00:26:04,589 --> 00:26:05,895
You're babbling.

196
00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:07,490
I'm babbling.

197
00:26:15,838 --> 00:26:17,330
I made you this.

198
00:26:20,887 --> 00:26:24,431
You never get to keep them more
than a day, but there it is, anyway.

199
00:26:29,163 --> 00:26:30,394
It folds flat.

200
00:26:30,812 --> 00:26:33,486
So you can keep them
in your waistband.

201
00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:39,049
Thank you.

202
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,899
It's, you know...

203
00:26:46,202 --> 00:26:47,507
something.

204
00:27:17,856 --> 00:27:19,297
Face the screen, please.

205
00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:25,699
Is he your Friends And Family
allocation?

206
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,570
Hand, please.

207
00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:33,827
That's not permanent, is it?

208
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:35,339
No. Two months max.

209
00:27:35,430 --> 00:27:37,598
Round to the right,
and through the scanner.

210
00:28:02,076 --> 00:28:03,384
Where do we go now?

211
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,328
You wait here.

212
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:07,681
How long?

213
00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:13,644
So, what do we do?

214
00:28:13,656 --> 00:28:14,939
I don't know.

215
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:17,875
Hey, hey, hey.
Fuck off.

216
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:24,375
Her with the dark hair?

217
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,250
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one.

218
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,179
Yup. OK. Move.

219
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,188
They want to preview you.

220
00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:34,619
- What?
- Preview. Come on.

221
00:28:35,068 --> 00:28:36,623
- He's with me.
- Hand?

222
00:28:38,545 --> 00:28:39,868
Show me your hand.

223
00:28:40,397 --> 00:28:41,699
OK. You, too.

224
00:28:41,824 --> 00:28:44,125
That's not fair.
She's new. That's not fair.

225
00:28:44,129 --> 00:28:45,639
I don't pick the order.

226
00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:48,368
I've waited here all week,
and she's just walked in.

227
00:28:48,447 --> 00:28:52,262
Everyone will get seen eventually.
I don't pick the order.

228
00:28:52,270 --> 00:28:53,746
But I'm a good singer.

229
00:28:53,754 --> 00:28:56,370
I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am.

230
00:28:56,371 --> 00:28:58,720
- Stand aside.
- It's not fair!

231
00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:01,095
It's not fair!

232
00:29:06,908 --> 00:29:09,184
- Next lot.
- Stand there.

233
00:29:13,806 --> 00:29:16,324
Would you like to be as big as Salma
one day?

234
00:29:16,689 --> 00:29:19,553
Yeah, I mean...

235
00:29:19,578 --> 00:29:20,819
Could you say that

236
00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:23,417
as a self-contained sentence
into that screen?

237
00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:28,459
I guess I'd like to be
as big as Salma one day.

238
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:30,419
OK. Proceed to stage area.

239
00:29:31,244 --> 00:29:32,550
Are we done?

240
00:29:35,586 --> 00:29:37,625
- Both performing?
- Just her.

241
00:29:37,638 --> 00:29:40,259
- Okay... and what are you?
- Singer.

242
00:29:40,593 --> 00:29:42,411
- <i>Cuppliance</i>?
- No, thanks.

243
00:29:42,536 --> 00:29:45,636
A-ha. Yes, thanks!
It's compulsory for all contestants.

244
00:29:45,649 --> 00:29:48,178
More to the point,
it'll stop you puking with nerves.

245
00:29:48,232 --> 00:29:50,428
- She's got to perform.
- Well...

246
00:29:50,851 --> 00:29:52,849
Look, just sip it, you'll be fine.

247
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,457
Just a touch of light foam.
It'll pass.

248
00:29:59,582 --> 00:30:01,006
Make the most of it.

249
00:30:01,131 --> 00:30:02,977
You can't get this stuff
anywhere else.

250
00:30:03,424 --> 00:30:04,979
You OK?
Yeah.

251
00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:06,289
You OK?

252
00:30:09,062 --> 00:30:10,377
Yeah. Just...

253
00:30:11,492 --> 00:30:15,499
I don't know. Things are just
wider apart. I'm fine.

254
00:30:16,304 --> 00:30:18,865
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

255
00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:21,186
Right. You're on.

256
00:30:38,946 --> 00:30:40,513
A little closer, please.

257
00:30:45,246 --> 00:30:46,577
Little closer.

258
00:30:49,788 --> 00:30:51,380
Into the light, love.

259
00:30:59,744 --> 00:31:02,952
- And who're we looking at here?
- Abi Khan.

260
00:31:03,586 --> 00:31:05,961
What are you going
to do for us today, Abi?

261
00:31:06,546 --> 00:31:07,939
I'm going to sing.

262
00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:09,399
You speak up, love.

263
00:31:09,524 --> 00:31:10,870
We don't bite.

264
00:31:12,486 --> 00:31:13,792
I'm going to sing.

265
00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:17,819
Hey, would you mind
lifting up your top for me?

266
00:31:19,372 --> 00:31:21,076
Can you take off your top?

267
00:31:21,091 --> 00:31:23,081
I want to check out those titties.

268
00:31:26,628 --> 00:31:28,331
Come on. Mucho feranto.

269
00:31:29,729 --> 00:31:31,358
No titties?

270
00:31:32,164 --> 00:31:34,303
She says she's here to sing.

271
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:37,259
I got to see
those titties, though.

272
00:31:37,384 --> 00:31:38,779
Come on, girl.

273
00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:40,126
I mean, damn!

274
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,179
You hot.

275
00:31:43,656 --> 00:31:46,118
Please, just sing for us.

276
00:34:09,461 --> 00:34:11,351
OK. I'm going to stop you there.

277
00:34:12,942 --> 00:34:14,158
That was...

278
00:34:15,243 --> 00:34:16,468
without a doubt...

279
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:22,939
probably the best piece of singing
we've had this season.

280
00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:25,118
Yes! Well done!

281
00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:31,649
Fair play.

282
00:34:34,944 --> 00:34:36,499
But I have to say...

283
00:34:38,636 --> 00:34:40,489
No. No, no, no.
I have to say,

284
00:34:41,347 --> 00:34:42,655
actually,

285
00:34:42,669 --> 00:34:44,310
I'm with Rafe on this one.

286
00:34:45,877 --> 00:34:48,419
Good though your voice is...
and it is good.

287
00:34:48,931 --> 00:34:51,619
It's not the most magical sound
in the world.

288
00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:53,185
It's just... good.

289
00:34:54,436 --> 00:34:57,234
I don't think anyone's
really hearing it.

290
00:34:57,359 --> 00:34:59,858
Certainly not the guys
in the audience.

291
00:35:00,143 --> 00:35:03,339
These looks you got going on
kind of get in the way.

292
00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:06,112
Men will want you.
Women will hate you.

293
00:35:06,421 --> 00:35:08,217
All the time you're on stage.

294
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,295
Couldn't help picturing you.

295
00:35:12,225 --> 00:35:13,739
In an erotic scenario.

296
00:35:15,067 --> 00:35:17,467
Getting pretty turned on,
if I'm honest.

297
00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,655
Right.

298
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:24,464
You've got this pure beauty

299
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,250
What seems to be
a knockout figure.

300
00:35:27,946 --> 00:35:30,899
And this sort of interesting
innocence going on.

301
00:35:30,909 --> 00:35:33,359
That's something I think
Rafe's erotica channels

302
00:35:33,368 --> 00:35:35,019
could really play with.

303
00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:37,539
Absolutely. That's what I thought

304
00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:38,939
the moment I saw you.

305
00:35:39,117 --> 00:35:40,419
The moment.

306
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,299
I'd watch. I don't know a man here
who wouldn't.

307
00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:46,775
To be honest,
some of us girls might join you.

308
00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:52,046
Get off me!

309
00:35:52,171 --> 00:35:53,488
Don't! Abi!

310
00:35:54,623 --> 00:35:56,850
No! Abi! Abi!

311
00:35:56,975 --> 00:35:58,979
I don't think that's quite...

312
00:36:01,305 --> 00:36:05,857
You will never have to pedal again.
Not one minute.

313
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:09,045
We could really work with you.

314
00:36:09,170 --> 00:36:12,315
Last year we had
singers, singers, singers.

315
00:36:12,676 --> 00:36:13,878
So many singers.

316
00:36:13,903 --> 00:36:16,737
So, to be a singer you have to be
truly exceptional

317
00:36:17,223 --> 00:36:20,939
There's just no slots left
for an above average singer.

318
00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:23,659
Not for the next few years,
at least. Charity?

319
00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:26,542
No. Saturation point, singer-wise.

320
00:36:27,514 --> 00:36:29,715
Listen. We said,
right from the start.

321
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:32,415
We'll go with something
different this season.

322
00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:34,455
That's why he's on the panel!

323
00:36:35,139 --> 00:36:38,484
She would be a star on our stream.

324
00:36:39,029 --> 00:36:40,339
A star.

325
00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:42,296
On his...

326
00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:45,379
You're furniture, at best.

327
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:48,242
Forget about all the shame,
and all that ppht-ppht-tew.

328
00:36:49,038 --> 00:36:50,699
We medicate against that.

329
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:53,020
You will have pleasure forever.

330
00:36:53,318 --> 00:36:55,607
Realistically, sweetheart,
it is that,

331
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:57,246
or the bike.

332
00:37:00,696 --> 00:37:02,034
I, I don't think...

333
00:37:02,042 --> 00:37:04,062
This is starting to annoy me.

334
00:37:04,503 --> 00:37:07,611
Who do you think is powering
that spotlight?

335
00:37:13,549 --> 00:37:15,501
Millions of people. That's who.

336
00:37:15,986 --> 00:37:18,163
All of them, out there, right now.

337
00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:21,343
Putting in an honest day
on the bike,

338
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,830
while you stand in the light
they're generating

339
00:37:23,847 --> 00:37:25,013
and dither.

340
00:37:25,371 --> 00:37:26,676
You know what?

341
00:37:26,801 --> 00:37:30,807
They would give anything.
Do anything to be where you are now.

342
00:37:31,479 --> 00:37:32,784
Am I right?!

343
00:37:36,012 --> 00:37:39,270
You want to cock a snook at all
that, as though it's nothing.

344
00:37:41,062 --> 00:37:42,753
As though they're nothing.

345
00:37:43,740 --> 00:37:45,160
And that makes me sick.

346
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:47,783
But, you know what?

347
00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,011
Maybe you do belong on the bike.

348
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:54,207
Because you don't seem to be
very willing to step off it.

349
00:37:57,266 --> 00:37:58,335
I do want to.

350
00:37:58,347 --> 00:37:59,678
We have a decision?

351
00:37:59,803 --> 00:38:04,779
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

352
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:19,179
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

353
00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:23,179
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

354
00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:35,859
I suppose.

355
00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:46,659
Go on!

356
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:47,965
Well done!

357
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:55,514
Best thing about my new lifestyle...

358
00:39:56,882 --> 00:39:58,585
I get to meet lots of hot guys.

359
00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:02,926
Wraith treats me well.

360
00:40:04,718 --> 00:40:07,469
For Christ's sake!

361
00:40:08,221 --> 00:40:09,788
I pay for this!

362
00:40:10,173 --> 00:40:13,306
I... pay... for... this!

363
00:40:13,642 --> 00:40:17,136
I pump my arse off, and you...
Fuck you!

364
00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:20,989
Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits.

365
00:40:21,341 --> 00:40:24,191
Find your horizon
and fuck off over it!

366
00:40:27,653 --> 00:40:29,008
'It's a dream.

367
00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:31,360
'I get to live...

368
00:40:31,754 --> 00:40:33,057
'in a...

369
00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:34,874
'beautiful place.

370
00:40:35,717 --> 00:40:37,023
'And...

371
00:40:38,042 --> 00:40:39,361
'wear lots of...

372
00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:41,932
'beautiful things.

373
00:40:46,990 --> 00:40:48,299
'It's a dream.'

374
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:13,669
Insufficient funds.

375
00:41:13,915 --> 00:41:15,585
'From Wraith Babes... '

376
00:41:15,606 --> 00:41:16,911
'C'mon, girl... '

377
00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:20,057
'..a Wraith Babes reality special.'

378
00:41:20,990 --> 00:41:23,400
I guess I'd like to be as big as
Thelma one day.

379
00:41:24,347 --> 00:41:28,040
'Millions watched her glide through
the Hot Shot curtain of dreams

380
00:41:28,065 --> 00:41:29,785
'to sing her heart out.'

381
00:41:33,619 --> 00:41:36,669
'What happened next
shocked them all.'

382
00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,469
We could really work with you.

383
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,196
Do we have a decision?

384
00:41:40,755 --> 00:41:44,185
'Now, watch her
stunning erotic debut... '

385
00:41:48,150 --> 00:41:49,568
No, no, no, no, no...

386
00:41:50,613 --> 00:41:52,389
'So, who do we have here?'

387
00:41:53,207 --> 00:41:54,509
I'm Abby.

388
00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:56,629
'You were at Hot Shot.

389
00:41:57,585 --> 00:41:59,799
'You were real impressive.'

390
00:42:03,870 --> 00:42:05,589
Resume viewing!

391
00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:07,749
- No! No!
- Resume viewing!

392
00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:09,189
Resume viewing!

393
00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:10,509
Resume viewing!
Resume viewing!

394
00:42:10,510 --> 00:42:12,229
Resume viewing! Resume viewing!
Resume viewing!

395
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:15,589
Resume viewing!

396
00:42:15,590 --> 00:42:16,887
'Look at you.

397
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,307
'All clean and shiny.'

398
00:42:21,724 --> 00:42:24,016
Portal disabled
during commercial.

399
00:42:24,047 --> 00:42:26,269
'You'll see everything.

400
00:42:26,394 --> 00:42:28,251
'You'll see it all!

401
00:42:28,775 --> 00:42:30,367
'Open your mouth.

402
00:42:30,777 --> 00:42:32,953
'Open... take it in...

403
00:42:33,542 --> 00:42:36,676
'take it in... yeah...

404
00:42:38,830 --> 00:42:42,829
No! No! No! No!

405
00:44:50,792 --> 00:44:53,838
'The hottest girls... '

406
00:48:31,458 --> 00:48:33,734
Could you stand aside, please?

407
00:48:36,624 --> 00:48:39,637
Come up into the back,
in front of me, please.

408
00:48:39,762 --> 00:48:41,298
Are you messin'?

409
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,529
A what-nic one?

410
00:48:50,316 --> 00:48:53,027
An eth-nic one!

411
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:55,870
On it.

412
00:48:56,448 --> 00:48:59,843
We're going to preview, all right?
Want to follow me in the back?

413
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,175
You're a prick!

414
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,494
Next, lot.

415
00:49:08,497 --> 00:49:09,803
Stand there!

416
00:49:13,566 --> 00:49:15,466
So what are you, a magician?

417
00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:17,676
An entertainer.

418
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:21,959
Could you say that down the screen
as a self-contained sentence?

419
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:27,199
I'm an entertainer.

420
00:49:32,163 --> 00:49:34,936
Before you go on,
you need to drink a <i>Cuppliance</i>.

421
00:49:34,961 --> 00:49:37,284
They give me one back there.
Really? OK.

422
00:49:37,409 --> 00:49:40,319
Well, in that case,
you are good to...

423
00:49:41,455 --> 00:49:42,773
go.

424
00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:57,595
Who are you?

425
00:49:57,843 --> 00:49:59,239
Bing Madsen.

426
00:49:59,904 --> 00:50:01,732
What are you planning to do for us?

427
00:50:01,742 --> 00:50:03,044
What the fuck?!

428
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,590
'A sort of performance.'

429
00:50:05,433 --> 00:50:06,919
A sort of performance?

430
00:50:06,989 --> 00:50:08,290
Yes.

431
00:50:08,415 --> 00:50:10,740
Man of mystery!

432
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,612
I suppose we'd better see it.

433
00:50:18,209 --> 00:50:19,515
OK.

434
00:51:00,923 --> 00:51:02,205
Knob'ead!

435
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,888
Fucking cock!

436
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,427
Stop or I'll do it. This is a main
artery. Keep walking, you kill me.

437
00:51:25,299 --> 00:51:28,930
No-one stops me till I've said my piece.
Then you can do what you like.

438
00:51:28,939 --> 00:51:30,709
Man, just fucking kill yourself.

439
00:51:30,714 --> 00:51:34,399
Get heavy on me, I swear to God,
I kick your ass back to life,

440
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,479
just so I could cut
your goddamn head off.

441
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,789
Go on!

442
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,279
I think we should let him speak.

443
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,639
- Speak!
- Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak!

444
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,519
Let's hear what he has to say.

445
00:51:58,468 --> 00:51:59,778
Well?

446
00:51:59,799 --> 00:52:01,157
Come on.

447
00:52:01,639 --> 00:52:04,138
Got our attention, as requested.

448
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:06,986
What do you want to say?

449
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,359
Have you prepared a speech,
is that it?

450
00:52:15,332 --> 00:52:16,638
Speak!

451
00:52:16,643 --> 00:52:20,194
I haven't got a speech. I didn't
plan words. I didn't even try to...

452
00:52:20,195 --> 00:52:23,749
I just knew I had to get here, to stand
here, and I wanted you to listen.

453
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,736
To really listen, not just pull
a face like you're listening,

454
00:52:26,740 --> 00:52:28,411
like you do the rest of the time.

455
00:52:28,417 --> 00:52:31,040
A face that you're feeling
instead of processing.

456
00:52:31,165 --> 00:52:33,839
You pull a face, and poke it towards
the stage,

457
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:38,235
and we lah-di-dah,
we sing and dance and tumble around.

458
00:52:38,244 --> 00:52:40,798
And all you see up here,
it's not people,

459
00:52:40,810 --> 00:52:43,319
you don't see people up here,
it's all fodder.

460
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,784
And the faker the fodder,
the more you love it,

461
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,479
because fake fodder's the only
thing that works any more.

462
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,039
It's all that we can stomach.
Actually, not quite all.

463
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,359
Real pain, real viciousness,
that, we can take.

464
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,996
Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole.

465
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,919
We laugh ourselves feral,
because we've earned the right,

466
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,438
we've done cell time
and he's slacking, the scum,

467
00:53:00,444 --> 00:53:01,667
so ha-ha-ha at him!

468
00:53:01,682 --> 00:53:04,287
Because we're so out of our minds
with desperation,

469
00:53:04,288 --> 00:53:06,030
we don't know any better.

470
00:53:06,055 --> 00:53:08,519
All we know is fake fodder
and buying shit.

471
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,319
That's how we speak to each other,

472
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,568
how we express ourselves,
is buying shit.

473
00:53:12,592 --> 00:53:13,959
What, I have a dream?

474
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:18,265
The peak of our dreams is a new app
for our Dopple, it doesn't exist!

475
00:53:18,289 --> 00:53:19,679
It's not even there!

476
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,439
We buy shit that's not even there.

477
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,639
Show us something real and free
and beautiful. You couldn't.

478
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,119
Yeah? It'd break us.

479
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,719
We're too numb for it.

480
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,199
I might as well choke.

481
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,239
It's only so much wonder
we can bear.

482
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:34,924
When you find any wonder whatsoever,
you dole it out in meagre portions.

483
00:53:34,932 --> 00:53:37,267
Only then until it's
augmented, packaged, and

484
00:53:37,279 --> 00:53:39,795
pumped through 10,000
preassigned filters

485
00:53:39,802 --> 00:53:42,839
till it's nothing more than
a meaningless series of lights,

486
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:46,239
while we ride day in day out,
going where?

487
00:53:47,123 --> 00:53:48,441
Powering what?

488
00:53:48,981 --> 00:53:52,226
All tiny cells and tiny screens
and bigger cells

489
00:53:52,234 --> 00:53:54,004
and bigger screens and fuck you!

490
00:53:54,207 --> 00:53:57,313
Fuck you,
that's what it boils down to.

491
00:53:58,022 --> 00:54:01,559
Fuck you for sitting there
and slowly making things worse.

492
00:54:01,684 --> 00:54:05,119
Fuck you and your spotlight
and your sanctimonious faces.

493
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,399
Fuck you all for thinking
the one thing

494
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,639
I came close to never meant
anything.

495
00:54:10,352 --> 00:54:14,572
For oozing around it and crushing it
into a bone, into a joke.

496
00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:18,039
One more ugly joke
in a kingdom of millions.

497
00:54:18,554 --> 00:54:20,487
Fuck you for happening.

498
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,955
Fuck you for me, for us,
for everyone.

499
00:54:24,973 --> 00:54:26,279
Fuck you!

500
00:54:48,275 --> 00:54:50,824
That was, without a doubt,

501
00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:56,512
the most heartfelt thing
I've seen on this stage

502
00:54:57,045 --> 00:54:58,786
since Hotshot began!

503
00:55:04,271 --> 00:55:05,578
Brilliant!

504
00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:07,224
You...

505
00:55:07,923 --> 00:55:10,959
you're so articulating
something we all,

506
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,635
and I mean everyone in this hall,

507
00:55:14,017 --> 00:55:16,079
something we all agree on.

508
00:55:16,554 --> 00:55:19,279
Even though we may not comprehend
all of it.

509
00:55:19,765 --> 00:55:22,762
I think I'm right in saying
we do feel it.

510
00:55:24,130 --> 00:55:25,435
Even me.

511
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,075
I know you've got me down
as this creature.

512
00:55:28,597 --> 00:55:30,450
You know, hey...

513
00:55:31,977 --> 00:55:34,154
I get where you're coming from.

514
00:55:34,457 --> 00:55:36,708
- I like your stuff.
- It's not stuff.

515
00:55:36,733 --> 00:55:38,717
It's truth. Am I right?

516
00:55:40,779 --> 00:55:44,319
Your truth, admittedly,
but truth nonetheless.

517
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,350
And you're right.

518
00:55:46,646 --> 00:55:50,177
Authenticity is in woefully
short supply.

519
00:55:52,421 --> 00:55:54,477
I'd like to hear you talk again.

520
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,190
How so?

521
00:55:59,769 --> 00:56:02,256
The slot on one of my streams

522
00:56:03,238 --> 00:56:05,651
where you can talk just like that.

523
00:56:09,061 --> 00:56:12,009
I'd watch it.
It was such great passion.

524
00:56:14,459 --> 00:56:17,780
He's a'right.
You're a little hot there, bud.

525
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:20,842
That throat cutting thing?
Neat gimmick.

526
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,558
What do you say?

527
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,359
30 minutes twice a week?

528
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:32,260
- Do it, do it, do it!
- Do it, do it, do it!

529
00:56:33,168 --> 00:56:37,707
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!

530
00:56:38,590 --> 00:56:42,839
Do it, do it, do it!

531
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,519
Do it, do it, do it!

532
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,239
Go on, you bastard.

533
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:50,239
- Do it, do it, do it!
- Do it, do it, do it!

534
00:56:51,613 --> 00:56:53,068
Beats the bike.

535
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,933
Certainly does.

536
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,999
'We have with us Oliver.
Oliver ate and ate

537
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,999
'till he hit 17 stone and he's here
today to try and beat us

538
00:57:19,316 --> 00:57:21,959
'on Botherguts!

539
00:57:23,207 --> 00:57:24,575
'Keep going.'

540
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:39,755
OK, I'm going to stop you there.
That was achingly terrible.

541
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:43,879
You have the magnetism of a towel. I
don't ever want to look at you again.

542
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,479
I have to agree.
I'm so sorry, love.

543
00:57:47,744 --> 00:57:51,027
You came across as fundamentally
unlikeable

544
00:57:51,052 --> 00:57:53,519
and really quite worthless.

545
00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:58,075
You could fill that pussy with honey
and I still wouldn't fuck it.

546
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,346
I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah.

547
00:58:01,471 --> 00:58:03,239
Cos this is my destiny

548
00:58:03,467 --> 00:58:05,394
and I can sing, fu...!

549
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,681
'Like that, don't you, Harry?

550
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,199
'Say it.

551
00:58:14,813 --> 00:58:16,118
'Yeah.

552
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:21,599
'15,000 new wardrobe options

553
00:58:21,686 --> 00:58:23,323
'launched last week alone.

554
00:58:24,212 --> 00:58:28,199
'It effectively translates as
15,000 new ways to kill time

555
00:58:28,324 --> 00:58:30,879
'in your cell before you explore
an afterlife

556
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,624
'which doesn't exist anyway.

557
00:58:32,985 --> 00:58:36,464
'With any luck, it'll take your mind
off those saddle sores?

558
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,679
'You know the only thing stopping me
from slashing myself open right now?

559
00:58:43,789 --> 00:58:45,704
'I might not die right away.

560
00:58:45,716 --> 00:58:47,894
'And before I went,
they'd find a way

561
00:58:47,902 --> 00:58:50,079
'to charge my twitching
half-dead cadaver,

562
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:53,037
'20,000 merits for swabbing
the walls clean.'

563
00:58:53,038 --> 00:58:54,348
- Yeah.
- Anyway,

564
00:58:55,556 --> 00:58:56,998
'hang on in there

565
00:58:57,310 --> 00:58:58,611
if you must.

566
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,999
'We're all in this together
they say.

567
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,311
'Yeah, right.

568
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,088
'Farewell for ever.

569
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,506
'Till the same time next week.'

570
00:59:20,844 --> 00:59:22,153
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571
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:40,599
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