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If, and only if,
both sides of the numerator...
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is divisible by the inverse
of the square root...
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of the two unassigned variables.
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Good. Except when the value
of the "X" coordinate...
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is equal to or less than
the value of one.
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- Yes, Isaac?
- What about that problem?
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Oh, that?
Don't worry about that.
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- "M" is...
- Wait. Why?
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I just put that up as a joke.
That's probably...
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...the hardest geometry equation
in the world.
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How much extra credit is it worth?
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Well, considering I've never
seen anyone get it right,
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including my mentor,
Dr. Leaky at M.I.T.,
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I guess if anyone here
can solve that problem,
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I'd see to it that none of you ever
have to open another math book again...
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for the rest of your lives.
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Max? Care to try it?
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I'm sorry,
did someone say my name?
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You got it.
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Fischer! Fischer!
Fischer! Fischer! Fischer!
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Thank you.
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You guys have it real easy.
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I never had it like this
where I grew up.
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But I send my kids here
because, the fact is,
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you go to one of the best
schools in the country:
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- Rushmore.
- Shh.
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Now, for some of you,
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it doesn't matter.
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You were born rich,
and you're going to stay rich.
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But here's my advice
to the rest of you:
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Take dead aim
on the rich boys.
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Get them
in the crosshairs...
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and take them down.
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Just remember:
They can buy anything,
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but they can't buy backbone.
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Don't let them forget that.
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Thank you.
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Free for graduation, Herman?
Perhaps you could give us an encore.
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- Nicholas! Copernicus!
- I don't give a shit.
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I paid for the whole damn natatorium.
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The least these little pricks
can do is hear me out.
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- Hi, Dr. Guggenheim.
- Hello, Max.
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Hello, I'm Max Fischer.
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I just wanted to say that I strongly agree
with your views concerning Rushmore.
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Um... your speech
was excellent.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- Thank you.
- Hello.
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Oh, Mr. Blume, this is my
chapel partner, Dirk Calloway.
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Nice to meet you, Dirk.
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Well, thanks.
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You know...
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I really think you're
right about Rushmore.
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Come on, Dirk.
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- What's his name again?
- Max Fischer.
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Sharp little guy.
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He's one of the worst
students we've got.
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# Makin' time #
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# Shootin' lines #
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# For people to believe in #
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# Things you say #
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# Gone in a day #
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# Everybody leavin' #
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# Everybody leavin' #
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# Why do we have to carry on #
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# Always singin'
the same old song #
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# Same old song #
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- # The same old song #
- You! You're out!
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# Tellin' lies #
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# Closing your eyes #
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# Making more excuses #
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# Pullin' the wool #
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# Actin' the fool ##
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We're putting you on what we call
"sudden death academic probation".
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And what does that entail?
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It entails that if you
fail another class,
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you'll be asked
to leave Rushmore.
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In other words,
I'll be expelled.
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That's correct.
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Could I see some documentation
on that, please?
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Too many extracurricular
activities, Max.
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Not enough studying.
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Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want
to tell you how to do your job,
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but, the fact is,
no matter how hard I try,
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I still might
flunk another class.
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If that means I have to stay on for a
postgraduate year, then so be it, but...
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We don't offer
a postgraduate year.
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Well... we don't offer it yet.
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Just bring up the grades.
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Do you remember how
I got into this school?
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- Yes. You wrote a play.
- That's right.
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Second grade.
A little one act about Watergate.
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And my mother read it
and felt I should go to Rushmore.
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And you read it, and
you gave me a scholarship, didn't you?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Do you regret it?
- No, I don't regret it.
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But I still might
have to expel you.
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Couldn't...
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Couldn't we just
let me float by?
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For old time's sake?
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Can't do it, Max.
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- They want to kick me out.
- Oh, no, not again.
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- What are you gonna do?
- The only thing I can do:
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try and pull some strings
with the administration, I guess.
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Did you hear they're teaching
Japanese next year?
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That's the rumor.
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And they're canceling Latin.
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What?
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I tried to get Latin
canceled for five years.
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"It's a dead language,"
I'd always say.
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Well, I guess
they finally heard you.
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Excuse me.
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Could I please see a list
of all the people...
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who've checked out this book
in the past year?
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Why?
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Look at that.
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"I have seen wicked men and fools,
a great many of both;
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"and I believe they both
get paid in the end.
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"But the fools first.
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Chapter 15.
The Lad with the Silver Button. "
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- Meet me on the corner in ten minutes.
- Where are you going?
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I'll tell you
in the squad car.
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Oh, and, Willie,
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you were wrong
about Enrique Sanchez.
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He died in his sleep.
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Excellent. That was excellent.
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That was great.
That was great.
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Um, Irving... could you get some
root beers for anybody who wants one?
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- I don't want one, okay?
- Okay.
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All right, next scene.
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Frank, you enter stage right
with a bag of cocaine.
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I was just telling Mr. Calloway
the other day how fortunate we are...
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- to have someone like
you looking out for Dirk.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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Dirk's a great kid,
and I'm just trying to impart...
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some of the experiences
I've accrued to help him.
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This has my number on it
if you need to call me...
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or need help with Dirk
or anything like that.
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Well, thank you very much.
Hello, Dirk.
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- Hi, Mom.
- How are you, honey?
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- Fine.
- Bye.
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It was so nice
to see you again.
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- Hey, Dirk. How'd your math test go?
- What math test?
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- I thought you had a math test today.
- No.
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Did you turn in your paper
on the Berlin Airlift?
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Yeah, I got an extension.
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- Hey, George.
- So how'd it go with Mrs. Calloway?
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- We shook hands.
- Big deal.
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And I gave her
my phone number.
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Buchan said he'd have
already banged her by now.
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What?
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Just tell that deformed Scottish gorilla
to shut his fat face.
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That's my best friend's mother
he's talking about.
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I always thought that's why
you picked Dirk as your chapel partner.
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What are you, a lawyer?
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Hey, Mr. Blume.
Hey, it's Max Fischer.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hey, Max, my mom just showed up.
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Is it okay if I leave early? Over.
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Sure, Charlie.
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What's the secret, Max?
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- "The secret"?
- Yeah.
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Well, you seem to have it
pretty figured out.
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The secret.
I don't know. Uh...
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I think you just gotta find
something you love to do,
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and then do it
for the rest of your life.
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For me, it's going to Rushmore.
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Shotgun.
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- Hey, Ronny. Hey, Donny. How you guys...
- Get in the back. I said, "Shotgun".
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Get in the back, Donny.
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Let's go.
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Did you invite that kid
to your party?
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- Max Fischer? - Come on, Dad.
There's gonna be girls there.
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- I'd rather die.
- Pull your head out of your ass.
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- Good night, Mr. Littlejeans.
- Good night, Max.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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May I see the back, please?
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Certainly.
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How's that?
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Thank you.
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I need a signature on this
geometry test, by the way.
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Let's see.
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- Hmm.
- I know, I know.
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A 37.
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Oh, I don't know
what to do anymore.
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It could have been worse.
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You almost got the "A".
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"Almost got the 'A"'?
Dad, what are you writing?
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Maybe I'm spending too much
of my time starting up clubs...
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and putting on plays.
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That's possible.
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I should probably be trying
harder to score chicks.
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That's the only thing
anybody really cares about.
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It's not my forte, unfortunately.
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It'll happen, Max. It's just...
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You're like one
of those clipper ship captains.
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You're married to the sea.
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Yes, that's true.
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But I've been out to sea
for a long time.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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I like your hat.
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Oh, thank you.
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You're a teacher here,
aren't you?
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And this is your first year
at Rushmore, I take it.
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Uh-huh.
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And how long have you been a smoker,
if you don't mind me asking?
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Well, let's see now.
How old are you?
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Fifteen.
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- Since I was your age.
- You're kidding.
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You should quit.
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You're right.
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And I should mind my own business.
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00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,492
Where did you go
to school, by the way?
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- Harvard.
- Really?
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That's a coincidence.
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00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:20,041
My top schools where I want
to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne.
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My safety's Harvard.
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00:14:22,668 --> 00:14:24,920
- That's very ambitious.
- Thank you.
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What do you want to study?
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00:14:27,923 --> 00:14:30,801
Well... I haven't
decided for sure,
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but probably a double major
in mathematics and premed.
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What was your major?
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I didn't have a major, but my thesis
was on Latin American economic policy.
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Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear they're
not going to teach Latin here anymore?
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This was more like Central America.
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Oh, Central America
and whatnot. Hmm.
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But moving on:
They're gonna cancel Latin.
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They've got
to make room for Japanese.
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That's a shame because all the Romance
languages were based on Latin.
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Yeah, they are,
aren't they?
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Nihilo sanctum estne?
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What's that?
Oh, it's Latin, isn't it?
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What does that mean?
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"Is nothing sacred?"
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Sic transit gloria.
Glory fades.
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I'm Max Fischer.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Come on, come on. File out.
- Sign here, please.
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- Sic transit gloria.
- All right, all right.
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In summation,
I have only one question:
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Is Latin dead?
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Why don't you just piss off,
Fischer, you dotty skid mark?
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00:16:04,142 --> 00:16:05,476
Was that Latin?
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Never in my wildest
imagination...
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did I ever dream
I would have sons like these.
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What's your dad do, Max?
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00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:28,538
He's a neurosurgeon...
at, uh, St. Joseph's Hospital.
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Personally, I could never see myself
cutting open somebody's brain,
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but he seems to enjoy it.
249
00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:37,632
Oh, no, no, no. I got this one.
250
00:16:40,091 --> 00:16:42,969
- So you were in Vietnam,
if I'm not mistaken? - Yeah.
251
00:16:45,055 --> 00:16:47,141
Were you in the shit?
252
00:16:47,225 --> 00:16:49,601
Yeah, I was in the shit.
253
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:52,397
See you Sunday, Mr. Blume.
254
00:16:52,481 --> 00:16:55,317
- All right.
- What's on Sunday?
255
00:16:55,525 --> 00:16:57,985
Oh, that's right.
The twins' birthday party.
256
00:16:59,528 --> 00:17:01,362
Do you want to come?
257
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:05,325
I'd love to, except I've already got
a previous obligation to attend to.
258
00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:08,704
Yeah. Thanks for
the invitation, though.
259
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:13,084
Come work for me.
260
00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:18,254
- What do you mean?
- I mean, I could use someone like you.
261
00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:22,091
Look, I may not be rich, Mr. Blume.
262
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:25,052
My father may only be
a doctor, but we manage.
263
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,765
- One-twelves!
- Excuse me, Mr. Blume. Nice talking to you.
264
00:17:31,059 --> 00:17:32,769
You're on the team?
265
00:17:33,644 --> 00:17:34,770
I'm an alternate.
266
00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:38,816
How you doin'?
Good to see you again.
267
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,744
Whoa. Neat.
268
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:04,425
# Met a girl, fell in love
Glad as I can be #
269
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:12,557
# Met a girl, fell in love
Glad as I can be #
270
00:18:15,018 --> 00:18:20,104
# But I think all the time
Is she true to me #
271
00:18:22,526 --> 00:18:24,946
# 'Cause there's nothing
in this world #
272
00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:29,282
# To stop me worrying
about that girl #
273
00:18:31,825 --> 00:18:36,496
# I found out I was wrong
She was just two-timing #
274
00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:45,673
# I found out I was wrong
She just kept on lying #
275
00:18:48,549 --> 00:18:51,135
# Now she tries
to tell the truth #
276
00:18:51,219 --> 00:18:55,472
# And I just can't believe #
277
00:18:56,682 --> 00:18:58,809
# 'Cause there's nothing
in this world #
278
00:18:58,893 --> 00:19:04,525
# To stop me worrying
about that girl ##
279
00:19:10,153 --> 00:19:12,071
Miss Cross?
280
00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:15,324
I thought I'd just let you know
as per our conversation, the other day...
281
00:19:15,411 --> 00:19:18,079
- Latin?
- Right. The Romance languages.
282
00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:20,915
- Well, I gave a little speech.
- I heard about this.
283
00:19:20,998 --> 00:19:22,415
Oh, you did?
284
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:26,254
I understand you made
a very convincing argument.
285
00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:31,883
I just thought you'd be pleased to hear
they're gonna continue the Latin program.
286
00:19:32,050 --> 00:19:33,928
I'm very impressed.
287
00:19:34,095 --> 00:19:36,681
Well, thank you very much.
288
00:19:37,265 --> 00:19:39,349
Hey, you need an assistant?
289
00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:41,351
- Do we get to have an
assistant around here?
290
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:43,103
No, I doubt it.
291
00:19:43,144 --> 00:19:45,605
I'm on scholarship, though...
academic scholarship...
292
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:48,274
so I get to do odd jobs and...
293
00:19:48,357 --> 00:19:50,943
Say, how did you decide
to teach at Rushmore?
294
00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:52,946
My husband went here.
295
00:19:55,364 --> 00:19:59,870
I, uh... I didn't know
you were married.
296
00:20:00,036 --> 00:20:01,955
Well, he's dead now.
297
00:20:02,038 --> 00:20:03,956
So I'm not, actually.
298
00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:06,291
When did he die?
299
00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:08,126
Last year.
300
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,631
My mother's dead.
301
00:20:12,717 --> 00:20:14,759
I'm sorry to hear that.
302
00:20:14,926 --> 00:20:17,552
She died when I was seven.
303
00:20:17,719 --> 00:20:20,806
I guess we both have
dead people in our families.
304
00:20:25,394 --> 00:20:27,811
What's going on in here?
305
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:32,194
These were just born.
306
00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:37,447
I don't want alloys. I want steel.
307
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:41,825
I don't give a rat's ass what he says.
308
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,954
Steel, Harry.
309
00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:49,832
- So you've changed your mind,
and you want the job? - No.
310
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,169
But I've got an idea,
and I need some money.
311
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,838
What Rushmore
needs is an aquarium...
312
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,507
a first-class aquarium...
where the scientists can lecture...
313
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,842
and the students can observe
the marine life in its natural habitat.
314
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:03,470
- I don't know. What do you think, Ernie?
- An aquarium?
315
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,536
What kind of fish?
316
00:21:05,537 --> 00:21:07,519
- Barracudas, stingrays,
electric eel, trout,
317
00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:10,521
hammerheads, piranhas,
giant squid, octopi...
318
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,606
Piranhas? Really?
319
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,607
- Yes, I'm talking to
a guy in South America.
320
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:18,403
- What'd Guggenheim say?
- Nothing. I felt I should go to you first.
321
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,404
Why?
322
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:24,160
Because at this moment, I feel the
best strategy is to keep it low profile.
323
00:21:24,202 --> 00:21:27,163
The more preparation work I can do,
the stronger our case will be...
324
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:30,206
- when we take it to the administration.
- How much money do you want?
325
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,502
Thirty-five thousand dollars,
for the initial plans.
326
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,389
I'll give you 2,500.
327
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:47,932
Okay.
328
00:21:57,106 --> 00:21:59,820
# Trees #
329
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:03,865
# Swaying in the summer breeze #
330
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:07,159
# Showing off their silver leaves #
331
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,494
# As we walked by #
332
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,495
# Soft #
333
00:22:11,662 --> 00:22:15,250
# Kisses on a summer's day #
334
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,671
# Laughing all our cares away #
335
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,673
# Just you and I #
336
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,928
# Sweet #
337
00:22:27,052 --> 00:22:30,805
# Sleepy warmth of summer nights #
338
00:22:30,972 --> 00:22:34,101
# Gazing at the distant lights #
339
00:22:34,143 --> 00:22:36,104
# In the starry sky ##
340
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,104
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
341
00:23:16,017 --> 00:23:18,311
- Max.
- Mm-hmm?
342
00:23:18,478 --> 00:23:21,854
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
343
00:23:22,898 --> 00:23:26,693
Has it ever crossed your mind
that you're far too young for me?
344
00:23:31,782 --> 00:23:35,410
It crossed my mind that you might
consider that a possibility. Yeah.
345
00:23:35,494 --> 00:23:37,870
Quite apart from the fact
that you're a student...
346
00:23:37,995 --> 00:23:40,915
I'm not trying to pressure you
into anything, Miss Cross.
347
00:23:40,998 --> 00:23:42,937
- I'm surprised you
brought it up so bluntly.
348
00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:44,877
I just want to make sure...
349
00:23:47,674 --> 00:23:50,468
- We've become friends, haven't we?
- Yes.
350
00:23:50,593 --> 00:23:52,261
Good.
351
00:23:52,761 --> 00:23:55,054
And, um...
352
00:23:55,179 --> 00:23:58,683
the... the truth is, neither
one of us has the slightest idea...
353
00:23:58,766 --> 00:24:00,600
where this relationship is going.
354
00:24:00,725 --> 00:24:04,313
- We can't predict the future.
- We don't have a relationship, Max.
355
00:24:04,397 --> 00:24:07,235
- But we're friends.
- Yes, and that's all we're going to be.
356
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,903
That's all I meant by "relationship".
357
00:24:10,028 --> 00:24:11,780
You want me to grab a dictionary?
358
00:24:11,905 --> 00:24:15,616
No, I just want to make sure
that we understand each other.
359
00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:17,701
I understand.
360
00:24:17,868 --> 00:24:20,871
You're not attracted to me.
361
00:24:21,037 --> 00:24:22,956
C'est la vie.
362
00:24:23,709 --> 00:24:26,169
Max, you're 15 years old.
363
00:24:26,835 --> 00:24:29,462
Attraction doesn't enter into it.
364
00:24:29,588 --> 00:24:31,507
If you say so.
365
00:24:31,632 --> 00:24:33,843
Look, all I'm getting at is that...
366
00:24:36,803 --> 00:24:39,346
that I've never met anyone like you.
367
00:24:41,139 --> 00:24:43,728
So you can take that
for whatever it's worth.
368
00:24:46,147 --> 00:24:50,567
I think I can safely say
I've never met anyone like you either.
369
00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:56,281
You haven't, have you?
370
00:24:59,115 --> 00:25:01,286
Want to shake hands?
371
00:25:02,411 --> 00:25:05,247
I'm glad we had this conversation.
372
00:25:05,414 --> 00:25:06,750
So am I.
373
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:10,584
I can't wear a wire.
They're feeling me up every day.
374
00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:13,545
Oh, come on, Frank.
You'll have complete protection.
375
00:25:13,670 --> 00:25:15,507
Yeah, I've heard that one before.
376
00:25:15,589 --> 00:25:17,674
- I gotta put a dime in the meter.
- Sit down, Frank.
377
00:25:17,758 --> 00:25:21,094
Joe, go put a dime in the meter
for Officer Serpico.
378
00:25:21,261 --> 00:25:24,557
- Look, Serpico, if you agree
to testify in open court... - No!
379
00:25:24,682 --> 00:25:27,894
- No, what?
- No, I'm not gonna testify.
380
00:25:28,019 --> 00:25:29,436
Go, go, go.
381
00:25:29,937 --> 00:25:33,357
I'll expect your gun
and your badge on my desk...
382
00:25:34,274 --> 00:25:36,404
- Promise me one thing, O'Reilly.
- Name it.
383
00:25:36,446 --> 00:25:39,156
That you're gonna follow this thing
all the way to the end...
384
00:25:39,281 --> 00:25:41,533
of the line... where I got to be.
385
00:25:41,658 --> 00:25:43,325
So help me God.
386
00:25:43,492 --> 00:25:45,452
- Someone coming out of the building.
- I've got something!
387
00:25:45,536 --> 00:25:48,579
- Wait. This could be it.
- There's action across the street.
388
00:25:48,704 --> 00:25:50,999
- Yeah, it's him.
- It's Snowman.
389
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,548
- He's getting on the "L" train!
- Take him!
390
00:25:57,882 --> 00:26:00,050
- What happened to the cannoli line?
- Max...
391
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:03,345
You're supposed to say, "Forget about it,
Sanchez. The old man likes his cannolis".
392
00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:06,056
Look, I made a mistake, all right?
It didn't make any difference anyway.
393
00:26:06,181 --> 00:26:08,724
Hey, I'm letting it go,
but don't say it doesn't matter.
394
00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:11,394
- Every line matters.
- Get off my back!
395
00:26:11,477 --> 00:26:13,438
Don't fuck with my play!
396
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,065
- You fucking cocksucker...
- Hey, break it up. Break it up.
397
00:26:16,232 --> 00:26:17,943
I'm gonna kill you.
398
00:26:24,949 --> 00:26:27,492
Max. Max.
399
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:53,791
- I thought the acting
tonight was excellent.
400
00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:55,147
Thanks.
401
00:26:55,272 --> 00:26:57,856
Well, it was better in rehearsals.
402
00:26:58,023 --> 00:27:00,650
I'll catch up with you later, Dad.
I got a dinner to go to.
403
00:27:00,775 --> 00:27:04,069
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. Cast and crew only.
404
00:27:04,153 --> 00:27:07,199
- Oh. You need some money?
- No, Dad.
405
00:27:10,325 --> 00:27:13,120
- Well, how was the slap?
- It was good.
406
00:27:13,245 --> 00:27:16,457
- There he is. Max, that was great.
- I'm so glad you could come.
407
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:19,542
I want you to meet a friend of mine.
Peter Flynn, Max Fischer.
408
00:27:19,584 --> 00:27:22,003
- Hi.
- Who's this guy?
409
00:27:23,754 --> 00:27:26,195
- Peter.
410
00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:28,637
- I really liked your
play. It was really cool.
411
00:27:28,802 --> 00:27:32,180
- Yeah.
- What happened to your nose?
412
00:27:33,098 --> 00:27:35,684
- I got punched in the face.
- Oh, boy.
413
00:27:35,768 --> 00:27:39,104
- What's your excuse?
- Hey, author.
414
00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:40,730
- How you doing?
- Nice job.
415
00:27:40,855 --> 00:27:43,359
- Thank you.
- Gonna get to meet your dad tonight?
416
00:27:43,442 --> 00:27:45,402
Oh, no. The old man's on call.
417
00:27:45,444 --> 00:27:47,405
Mr. Blume, I'd like you
to meet Miss Cross...
418
00:27:47,447 --> 00:27:50,407
and I didn't catch
this young gentleman's name.
419
00:27:51,741 --> 00:27:54,619
I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
420
00:27:54,744 --> 00:27:57,204
These are O.R. scrubs.
421
00:27:57,413 --> 00:27:59,497
"O.R." they?
422
00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:04,169
Well, they're totally
inappropriate for the occasion.
423
00:28:04,294 --> 00:28:06,549
Well, I didn't know
we were going to dinner.
424
00:28:06,715 --> 00:28:08,967
That's because you weren't invited.
425
00:28:09,133 --> 00:28:11,344
Take it easy, Max.
426
00:28:11,345 --> 00:28:13,554
- You were the one that
ordered him a whiskey and soda.
427
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,429
So what's wrong with that?
428
00:28:15,555 --> 00:28:19,812
I can write a hit play. Why can't I have
a little drink to unwind myself?
429
00:28:21,688 --> 00:28:24,315
So, tell me, curly,
how do you know Miss Cross?
430
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,483
- We went to Harvard together.
- Oh, that's great.
431
00:28:26,608 --> 00:28:28,526
I wrote a hit play
and directed it.
432
00:28:28,609 --> 00:28:30,946
So I'm not sweating it either.
433
00:28:31,113 --> 00:28:32,530
Can we get a check, please?
434
00:28:32,615 --> 00:28:34,825
- What do you think you're doing?
- Getting the check.
435
00:28:34,950 --> 00:28:36,868
No, you're not. Excuse me.
436
00:28:37,034 --> 00:28:38,997
I just want to thank you
for accommodating us.
437
00:28:39,122 --> 00:28:41,166
You see, we only thought
we were going to be three,
438
00:28:41,291 --> 00:28:44,669
but, uh, someone invited
himself along, so I apologize.
439
00:28:44,794 --> 00:28:48,170
- Quite all right, sir. Very well.
- Okay.
440
00:28:48,336 --> 00:28:50,006
You're being rude, Max.
441
00:28:50,173 --> 00:28:51,548
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
442
00:28:51,674 --> 00:28:55,052
No, I'm not. I'm just trying to figure out
why you brought this gentleman to my play...
443
00:28:55,178 --> 00:28:58,097
and my dinner,
which was invitation only.
444
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,141
- Would you like me to
pass you the creamer, Doc?
445
00:29:00,142 --> 00:29:01,601
Yes, please.
446
00:29:02,686 --> 00:29:05,689
- What is wrong with you?
- What is wrong with you?
447
00:29:05,814 --> 00:29:09,647
You hurt my feelings!
This night was important to me!
448
00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:11,775
How did I hurt your feelings?
449
00:29:11,859 --> 00:29:16,241
Oh, my God!
I wrote a hit play!
450
00:29:20,409 --> 00:29:22,829
And I'm in love with you.
451
00:29:31,505 --> 00:29:33,508
Put that a little bit there.
452
00:29:52,899 --> 00:29:56,612
- Hi.
- Were you hiding over there?
453
00:29:56,779 --> 00:29:59,865
Uh, I didn't want
to disrupt class.
454
00:30:01,407 --> 00:30:03,368
What's that you're painting?
455
00:30:03,409 --> 00:30:06,662
That's a... a jellyfish.
456
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,625
What can I do for you, Mr. Blume?
457
00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:11,836
Max wants to talk to you.
458
00:30:11,919 --> 00:30:15,672
- What for?
- To apologize, I think.
459
00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,173
Should we talk over here?
460
00:30:20,467 --> 00:30:21,720
He sent you?
461
00:30:21,762 --> 00:30:23,388
Yeah.
462
00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:26,308
Are you his messenger?
463
00:30:27,060 --> 00:30:29,645
No, I'm his friend.
464
00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:34,357
You were right.
I should not have allowed him to drink.
465
00:30:36,109 --> 00:30:39,694
I don't think
I should see Max anymore.
466
00:30:39,861 --> 00:30:42,405
Well, he's not gonna like
the sound of that.
467
00:30:42,572 --> 00:30:45,201
No. No, I know, but...
468
00:30:45,368 --> 00:30:48,202
I think I let him
get too attached.
469
00:30:49,122 --> 00:30:50,539
What do you think?
470
00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,876
Well, I think
you did your best.
471
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,047
Tell him I'm sorry.
472
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:07,432
Okay.
473
00:31:09,849 --> 00:31:12,185
What is your first name?
474
00:31:13,353 --> 00:31:16,982
Rosemary. What's yours?
475
00:31:17,148 --> 00:31:18,523
Herman.
476
00:31:22,945 --> 00:31:24,823
He wrote you a letter.
477
00:31:24,990 --> 00:31:26,700
Dear Miss Cross,
478
00:31:26,783 --> 00:31:29,201
I would like to take this opportunity
to formally apologize...
479
00:31:29,284 --> 00:31:31,827
for the events
of the night of the 23rd.
480
00:31:31,952 --> 00:31:34,538
I'm not accustomed
to drinking alcohol.
481
00:31:34,622 --> 00:31:38,835
Please do me the service of coming to the
unveiling of a new venture I've undertaken.
482
00:31:38,919 --> 00:31:41,795
I hope you will attend,
if possible.
483
00:31:41,962 --> 00:31:45,258
I remain your friend, Max Fischer.
484
00:31:52,555 --> 00:31:54,725
Cut the music and no more pictures.
485
00:31:54,808 --> 00:31:57,022
- What time is it, Alan?
- 1:15.
486
00:31:57,147 --> 00:32:00,149
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Hey, lay off the chips, Buchan.
487
00:32:00,899 --> 00:32:01,733
Did you see her?
488
00:32:01,817 --> 00:32:03,868
- She's not here.
- Well, go check her classroom.
489
00:32:03,951 --> 00:32:05,861
- Shall I go ahead and
take care of this tree?
490
00:32:05,962 --> 00:32:07,170
Let's wait a few minutes.
491
00:32:07,354 --> 00:32:09,531
- What's going on here, Maxie?
- Oh, hey, Coach Beck. Good to see you.
492
00:32:09,656 --> 00:32:11,243
This is where we're
putting in the new aquarium.
493
00:32:11,326 --> 00:32:13,244
I'm in charge of the committee,
if you can believe it.
494
00:32:13,327 --> 00:32:15,998
This is my baseball diamond.
495
00:32:16,207 --> 00:32:20,084
Yeah, I know, and I believe
it's being relocated a few feet over.
496
00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:22,878
Is it true the aquarium
will have piranhas?
497
00:32:23,045 --> 00:32:24,900
Where did you hear that?
498
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,757
- My source indicated
that it was a possibility.
499
00:32:26,966 --> 00:32:29,342
Yes, it's true, but piranhas
are a very tricky species.
500
00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:32,178
- Max?
- Excuse me, George.
501
00:32:32,262 --> 00:32:34,181
- Bad news.
- What's the story?
502
00:32:34,265 --> 00:32:36,516
- She had a substitute teacher today.
- Why?
503
00:32:36,599 --> 00:32:38,309
I guess she got sick.
504
00:32:38,310 --> 00:32:40,020
- You know she's not
sick. Give me the phone.
505
00:32:44,107 --> 00:32:46,359
Janet, Max Fischer.
Is Mr. Blume there?
506
00:32:48,152 --> 00:32:49,777
Well, where is he?
507
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,324
Goddamn it.
He's supposed to be here.
508
00:32:53,159 --> 00:32:54,994
I don't give a shit
about the barracudas,
509
00:32:55,035 --> 00:32:57,538
but, fuck it, I'm building it anyway.
510
00:32:59,414 --> 00:33:00,539
Max!
511
00:33:00,706 --> 00:33:02,542
Where are those damn
chain saws coming from?
512
00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:04,545
- He's right over there!
- Max!
513
00:33:04,628 --> 00:33:06,713
- Max!
- Oh, hello, Dr. Guggenheim.
514
00:33:06,796 --> 00:33:09,382
- What the hell do you think you're doing?
- We're having a fund-raiser for the...
515
00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:11,467
Turn that damn thing off!
516
00:33:12,218 --> 00:33:14,012
Tell me this isn't happening.
517
00:33:14,053 --> 00:33:17,140
Dr. Guggenheim, I'd rather not have
this conversation in front of my crew.
518
00:33:41,702 --> 00:33:43,371
...chapter seven.
519
00:33:44,288 --> 00:33:47,921
One more thing.
We have a new student with us today.
520
00:33:48,087 --> 00:33:51,422
His name's Max Fischer,
and he's actually asked...
521
00:33:51,547 --> 00:33:53,799
to say a few words to the class.
522
00:33:54,050 --> 00:33:56,719
Max, you want to take it away?
523
00:33:57,094 --> 00:33:59,514
Sure. Thanks very much.
524
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:03,224
I just wanted to introduce myself.
525
00:34:09,064 --> 00:34:10,733
I'm Max Fischer.
526
00:34:10,775 --> 00:34:13,568
I'm a former student
of Rushmore Academy,
527
00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:16,321
which I recently
got expelled from.
528
00:34:18,531 --> 00:34:21,033
This is my first time
in a public school.
529
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,496
I know you probably think I was born
with a silver spoon in my mouth,
530
00:34:24,578 --> 00:34:26,707
but I'm no elitist.
531
00:34:26,874 --> 00:34:29,167
I think you've got
some great facilities,
532
00:34:29,251 --> 00:34:32,753
and I'm really looking forward to making
the best of it here at Grover Cleveland.
533
00:34:33,254 --> 00:34:35,172
One footnote.
534
00:34:35,256 --> 00:34:37,716
I notice you don't have
a fencing team.
535
00:34:37,883 --> 00:34:41,054
Well, I'm gonna try my hardest
to start one up for you guys.
536
00:34:45,976 --> 00:34:48,186
- Max?
- Yes?
537
00:34:48,269 --> 00:34:51,272
Hi, I'm Margaret Yang.
I'm in Mrs. Whitney's class.
538
00:34:51,438 --> 00:34:54,567
- I just wanted to tell you that
I liked your speech. - Thank you.
539
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:58,697
I don't think I've ever heard of anyone
asking to give a speech in class before.
540
00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,865
No? How unfortunate.
541
00:35:00,948 --> 00:35:04,202
The silver spoon remark
might rub some people the wrong way,
542
00:35:04,327 --> 00:35:06,120
- but I think I know...
- What do you mean?
543
00:35:06,245 --> 00:35:07,705
- Well...
- You know what?
544
00:35:07,788 --> 00:35:11,206
I gotta go into class in here.
I'll see you later, Mrs. Chang.
545
00:35:14,543 --> 00:35:16,630
En garde!
546
00:35:26,348 --> 00:35:28,431
Janet, Max Fischer. Is he in?
547
00:35:33,185 --> 00:35:34,315
Yeah?
548
00:35:35,024 --> 00:35:36,483
Okay.
549
00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:38,692
Hey, Max, how's it going?
550
00:35:38,817 --> 00:35:41,444
Terrible. Tell me something. When you
talked to Miss Cross the other day...
551
00:35:41,527 --> 00:35:43,905
Do you have a telephone pass?
552
00:35:44,071 --> 00:35:47,074
- Excuse me. Do you have a telephone pass?
- One second.
553
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,181
I gotta tell ya, I don't know
what you see in her.
554
00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:51,162
I don'tthink she's right for you.
555
00:35:51,245 --> 00:35:52,831
What's that supposed to mean?
556
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,669
I mean, she's not
that beautiful.
557
00:35:57,753 --> 00:36:01,088
She's not that intriguing.
558
00:36:01,172 --> 00:36:05,009
I mean, she has something that
you can't put your finger on, but...
559
00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:07,720
Look, Mr. Blume, your comments are
valuable, but let's get to the point.
560
00:36:07,844 --> 00:36:10,681
- Son?
- Will she see me again, yes or no?
561
00:36:11,098 --> 00:36:13,475
- No.
- Hang on.
562
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,479
I'm talking on the telephone.
563
00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:19,064
Oh, come on.
564
00:36:19,356 --> 00:36:20,817
That's rude.
565
00:36:36,749 --> 00:36:38,250
Hey, Fischer.
566
00:36:39,543 --> 00:36:41,585
You better beat it, sonny.
567
00:36:41,794 --> 00:36:44,673
You know, Fischer,
I've been watching you.
568
00:36:45,590 --> 00:36:48,011
Showboat. Always talkin'.
569
00:36:48,137 --> 00:36:52,430
Picking a kid like Dirk because his mother's
a great piece, and then getting nowhere.
570
00:36:52,556 --> 00:36:54,516
Like everything you do.
571
00:36:54,599 --> 00:36:57,643
Big show. No results.
572
00:36:57,852 --> 00:37:02,313
What do you call getting a hand job from
Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?
573
00:37:03,064 --> 00:37:04,694
A fucking lie.
574
00:37:04,861 --> 00:37:09,531
You think I got kicked out
for just the aquarium? Nah.
575
00:37:09,656 --> 00:37:13,284
It was the hand job.
You want to know something else?
576
00:37:13,450 --> 00:37:15,120
It was worth it.
577
00:37:17,538 --> 00:37:20,331
I'm sorry I embarrassed you at dinner.
578
00:37:20,456 --> 00:37:23,754
And please apologize
to what's-his-name for me.
579
00:37:24,212 --> 00:37:28,049
I will. You okay?
580
00:37:28,216 --> 00:37:31,969
Yeah, I'm fine,
but I miss Rushmore.
581
00:37:32,135 --> 00:37:34,095
I miss the seasons.
582
00:37:34,637 --> 00:37:37,099
Watching the leaves change.
583
00:37:37,266 --> 00:37:40,308
By the way, what time
does the library close?
584
00:37:40,475 --> 00:37:43,104
I've got an overdue book
to turn in.
585
00:37:50,110 --> 00:37:52,153
That is your handwriting,
isn't it?
586
00:37:53,697 --> 00:37:54,947
My husband gave me this book...
587
00:37:55,031 --> 00:37:58,493
when he came to visit England
when I was 13 and he went to Rushmore.
588
00:37:58,576 --> 00:38:01,163
So when he died,
I gave it to the library here.
589
00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:06,461
You remind me of him, you know?
590
00:38:07,378 --> 00:38:08,962
I do?
591
00:38:09,463 --> 00:38:11,130
How?
592
00:38:11,214 --> 00:38:13,215
Well...
593
00:38:14,342 --> 00:38:18,182
you were a member of
the Rushmore Beekeepers, weren't you?
594
00:38:18,306 --> 00:38:20,934
Yeah. I was president of them.
595
00:38:21,141 --> 00:38:22,935
He founded that club.
596
00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:33,236
Do you think we can be
friends again, Miss Cross?
597
00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:38,033
- In-In a strictly platonic way?
- Of course I do.
598
00:38:38,158 --> 00:38:42,120
Do you think you can make a go of it
and settle down at Grover Cleveland?
599
00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:45,997
Yeah, but I need a tutor.
600
00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:52,086
# In the midnight moonlight
I'll #
601
00:38:52,629 --> 00:38:56,800
# Be walking
a long and lonely mile #
602
00:38:58,095 --> 00:39:02,139
# And every time I do #
603
00:39:03,599 --> 00:39:08,394
# I keep seeing
this picture of you #
604
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,020
# Here comes my baby #
605
00:39:11,229 --> 00:39:13,651
# Here she comes now #
606
00:39:14,111 --> 00:39:17,238
# And that comes
as no surprise to me #
607
00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:21,824
# With another guy
here comes my baby #
608
00:39:22,116 --> 00:39:24,743
# Here she comes now #
609
00:39:24,912 --> 00:39:28,123
# Walkin' with a love
With a love that's all so fine #
610
00:39:28,290 --> 00:39:32,794
# Never could be mine
no matter how I try #
611
00:39:38,841 --> 00:39:41,926
# You never walk alone #
612
00:39:42,010 --> 00:39:44,137
Fighting Owls, let's go!
613
00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:48,100
# And you're forever
talking on the phone #
614
00:39:50,185 --> 00:39:53,855
- # I try to call you names #
- Let's go!
615
00:39:53,938 --> 00:39:59,276
- Let's go!
- # But every time it comes out the same #
616
00:40:00,569 --> 00:40:02,820
# Here comes my baby #
617
00:40:02,904 --> 00:40:04,822
- # Here she comes now ##
- Okay, what else do we got?
618
00:40:04,906 --> 00:40:07,578
- Alan's got the birds for your approval.
- I'll take the green one.
619
00:40:07,703 --> 00:40:10,038
- And here's the knife.
- That's too fake.
620
00:40:10,163 --> 00:40:12,290
- Hi, Max.
- Hello.
621
00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:16,460
What's your name again?
622
00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:18,462
- Margaret Yang.
- Margaret Yang.
623
00:40:18,545 --> 00:40:20,465
What are you doing seventh period,
Margaret Yang?
624
00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:23,633
- I have guitar lessons.
- Classical guitar or... In what school?
625
00:40:23,716 --> 00:40:26,971
- Rock. - Ro... That's good.
We can get you out of that.
626
00:40:27,431 --> 00:40:29,473
Could I see you without
your glasses on, please?
627
00:40:31,476 --> 00:40:33,727
Let's put Margaret down for 3:30
in the auditorium, Woody.
628
00:40:33,894 --> 00:40:35,813
Thank you.
629
00:40:36,188 --> 00:40:37,980
And-And bring
a head shot, please.
630
00:40:50,035 --> 00:40:51,912
Hello, Herman.
631
00:40:52,037 --> 00:40:54,497
- How are you, Rosemary?
- I'm fine, thanks.
632
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:58,916
I just got home,
and I'm having a little snack.
633
00:41:00,046 --> 00:41:03,299
- Having some carrots?
- Yeah.
634
00:41:05,050 --> 00:41:06,843
Nice house.
635
00:41:07,009 --> 00:41:12,014
Yeah. Um, it isn't mine.
I'm just sort of house-sitting.
636
00:41:14,518 --> 00:41:17,061
Um... you were
in the neighborhood?
637
00:41:18,188 --> 00:41:21,023
Uh... did Max have something
planned for us today?
638
00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:23,985
A trip to the museum
or something?
639
00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:27,822
No, I don't think so.
I think he's rehearsing tonight.
640
00:41:27,989 --> 00:41:30,574
Oh, that's right.
He's doing his new play.
641
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:33,368
Yeah, he's really making a go of it
over there at Grover Cleveland.
642
00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:36,079
Yeah, he's doing very well,
isn't he?
643
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,461
Do you want a carrot?
644
00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:44,046
Yeah, I'll have one of those.
645
00:41:45,672 --> 00:41:47,840
Thank you.
646
00:41:58,477 --> 00:42:01,352
Well, I'll probably
be seeing you soon.
647
00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:07,817
Or we could go for a walk now,
if you like.
648
00:42:18,287 --> 00:42:20,080
Sure.
649
00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:23,415
The weather's nice, isn't it?
650
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:26,126
A little brisk.
651
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:29,462
I'll just get a sweater.
I'll be back in a minute.
652
00:43:01,035 --> 00:43:02,580
Dirk?
653
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:05,749
I know about you
and the teacher.
654
00:43:15,717 --> 00:43:20,262
- Does Max know?
- No, and I don't want him to know, ever.
655
00:43:20,345 --> 00:43:23,390
I just want it
to stop right now.
656
00:43:23,557 --> 00:43:25,727
You're a married man, Blume,
657
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:28,147
and you're supposed
to be his friend.
658
00:43:28,271 --> 00:43:31,023
Look, Dirk, I am his friend.
659
00:43:31,107 --> 00:43:33,943
Oh, yeah. And with friends
like you, who needs friends?
660
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:49,459
Unlock it!
661
00:43:53,669 --> 00:43:55,963
Little Calloway.
662
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,638
You're standing up
for the wrong guy.
663
00:44:03,763 --> 00:44:05,641
Fischer ain't your mate.
664
00:44:05,766 --> 00:44:07,602
What are you talking about, Buchan?
665
00:44:07,727 --> 00:44:09,727
He thinks your mom's good for a bonk.
666
00:44:09,852 --> 00:44:12,729
That's the only reason he picked you
as his chapel partner.
667
00:44:12,854 --> 00:44:16,192
- Who sold you that crock?
- He told me himself.
668
00:44:16,317 --> 00:44:20,404
He says she gave him a hand job
in the backseat of her bloody Jaguar.
669
00:44:22,739 --> 00:44:25,910
- Max would never say that.
- Yeah.
670
00:44:25,993 --> 00:44:27,913
I suppose you're right.
671
00:44:27,995 --> 00:44:32,540
After all, the son of a brain doctor doesn't
need to impress anybody now, does he?
672
00:44:34,166 --> 00:44:37,507
The killing's gotta stop, esse.
It's getting too loco.
673
00:44:37,673 --> 00:44:39,965
- No more gats.
- Nigger, you're the crazy one.
674
00:44:40,090 --> 00:44:42,009
People be trying to kill you.
Are you talkin'...
675
00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:43,928
...about you're gonna get rid of your gun?
676
00:44:45,971 --> 00:44:47,680
It's time, homey.
677
00:44:47,847 --> 00:44:49,432
Kiss me, Little Juan.
678
00:44:49,516 --> 00:44:51,894
All right, then he kisses her
and we're out. Okay.
679
00:44:52,019 --> 00:44:53,603
Is that for me?
680
00:44:53,770 --> 00:44:57,275
Dear Max, I am sorry to say
that I have secretly found out...
681
00:44:57,359 --> 00:45:00,277
that Mr. Blume is having
an affair with Miss Cross.
682
00:45:00,361 --> 00:45:03,239
My first suspicions came when I saw them
Frenching in front of her house,
683
00:45:03,321 --> 00:45:06,573
and then I knew for sure when they went
skinny-dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool,
684
00:45:06,657 --> 00:45:10,953
giving each other hand jobs while you
were taking a nap on the front porch.
685
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,330
Why am I telling you this now?
686
00:45:13,497 --> 00:45:16,042
Because you're such a good friend.
687
00:45:16,209 --> 00:45:17,709
Take care, pal.
688
00:45:17,793 --> 00:45:20,964
Fondly, Dirk Calloway.
689
00:45:23,257 --> 00:45:24,759
God.
690
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,719
How was she, Herman?
691
00:45:29,470 --> 00:45:31,054
Jesus Christ.
692
00:45:31,721 --> 00:45:33,726
Was she good?
I bet she was.
693
00:45:33,810 --> 00:45:36,729
Although, I wouldn't know
because I never screwed her.
694
00:45:38,647 --> 00:45:41,316
Going skinny-dipping
while I took a nap.
695
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,527
"Are you comfortable, Max?
I'll just, uh, be out back, nude,
696
00:45:44,610 --> 00:45:47,030
getting hand jobs
from the woman you love. "
697
00:45:47,156 --> 00:45:49,739
We never went skinny-dipping.
698
00:45:49,823 --> 00:45:52,327
Sure, you didn't.
And next you're gonna tell me...
699
00:45:52,411 --> 00:45:55,414
you didn't just walk out of her house
at 2:00 in the morning.
700
00:45:58,667 --> 00:46:00,916
I'm in love with her.
701
00:46:03,544 --> 00:46:05,921
Well, I was in love
with her first.
702
00:46:07,924 --> 00:46:12,261
And all that crap about,
"I don't think she's that great.
703
00:46:12,386 --> 00:46:14,055
I don't think she's right
for you, Max. "
704
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:16,559
That was all bullshit,
wasn't it?
705
00:46:18,478 --> 00:46:20,728
Do you think
she's in love with you?
706
00:46:22,937 --> 00:46:24,939
I don't know.
707
00:46:25,607 --> 00:46:29,238
Well, I guarantee you she's not,
and she never will be.
708
00:46:31,573 --> 00:46:33,073
Max.
709
00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:38,079
I saved Latin.
710
00:46:41,499 --> 00:46:43,417
What did you ever do?
711
00:46:46,339 --> 00:46:48,424
On the planet I come from...
712
00:46:48,508 --> 00:46:51,009
the sun only comes out once a year.
713
00:46:51,134 --> 00:46:53,093
# From a tiny piece of colored glass #
714
00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:55,094
- That is why my skin...
- Excuse me.
715
00:46:55,178 --> 00:46:56,847
- # My love was born #
- Oh, I'm sorry.
716
00:46:56,931 --> 00:46:59,641
I just came by to thank you
for wrecking my life.
717
00:47:00,265 --> 00:47:03,938
# And reds and golds and yellows #
718
00:47:04,021 --> 00:47:07,109
- # Were the colors in the dawn #
- Max, what are you doing?
719
00:47:10,069 --> 00:47:13,030
# Night brought on
its purple cloak #
720
00:47:13,072 --> 00:47:16,032
# Of velvet to the sky #
721
00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:20,622
# And the gulls
were wheeling, spinning #
722
00:47:20,914 --> 00:47:23,458
- # On Jersey Thursday ##
- Hello, Mrs. Blume.
723
00:47:23,542 --> 00:47:27,502
This is Max Fischer. I have some
information regarding your husband.
724
00:47:27,585 --> 00:47:31,840
Please return my call on my voice mail:
Grover Cleveland High School, extension 23.
725
00:47:31,923 --> 00:47:33,715
Thank you very much.
726
00:47:37,387 --> 00:47:39,682
Thank you for meeting me.
727
00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:41,975
You're welcome.
728
00:47:43,726 --> 00:47:46,230
Would you like a sandwich?
729
00:47:47,897 --> 00:47:49,814
All right.
730
00:47:51,733 --> 00:47:56,488
I have a tuna
and peanut butter and jelly.
731
00:47:56,572 --> 00:47:58,491
Sorry it's not
something more exotic.
732
00:47:58,575 --> 00:48:01,327
- I'll take the tuna fish.
- Okay.
733
00:48:02,786 --> 00:48:04,747
Milk or apple juice?
734
00:48:04,873 --> 00:48:06,915
Get to the point.
735
00:48:08,749 --> 00:48:10,709
Okay.
736
00:48:11,292 --> 00:48:14,879
Your husband's...
737
00:48:22,512 --> 00:48:24,265
- How long will you be
staying with us, Mr. Blume?
738
00:48:24,266 --> 00:48:26,017
Indefinitely.
739
00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:28,687
- I'm being sued for divorce.
- Very good, sir.
740
00:48:28,812 --> 00:48:30,812
Yo, shorty.
741
00:48:31,313 --> 00:48:33,024
Say, can you tell me
where the pool is located?
742
00:48:33,107 --> 00:48:35,735
I might want to take a dip
after I have dinner and hit the bar.
743
00:48:35,777 --> 00:48:37,571
It's on the roof, sir.
744
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:40,712
# Can't believe it #
745
00:49:40,796 --> 00:49:44,091
# Do my eyes deceive me #
746
00:49:44,591 --> 00:49:48,097
# Am I back in your arms #
747
00:49:48,347 --> 00:49:50,474
# Away from all harm #
748
00:49:51,975 --> 00:49:55,896
# It's like a dream
to be with you #
749
00:49:56,063 --> 00:49:58,314
# Again #
750
00:49:59,232 --> 00:50:03,234
# Can't believe that I'm with you #
751
00:50:03,317 --> 00:50:05,239
# Again #
752
00:50:15,289 --> 00:50:16,956
# You are forgiven #
753
00:50:17,039 --> 00:50:20,626
- # You are forgiven #
- # You are forgiven #
754
00:50:20,793 --> 00:50:22,588
# You are forgiven #
755
00:50:22,755 --> 00:50:30,136
- # You are forgiven #
- # You are forgiven #
756
00:50:30,303 --> 00:50:32,637
# You are forgiven
Forgiven, forgiven #
757
00:50:32,804 --> 00:50:39,020
# Forgiven, forgiven Forgiven,
forgiven Forgiven, forgiven #
758
00:50:39,103 --> 00:50:40,772
# Forgiven, forgiven
Forgiven, forgiven #
759
00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:43,064
# Know you're forgiven #
760
00:50:44,443 --> 00:50:47,905
# Come on, baby #
761
00:50:48,113 --> 00:50:50,823
# Know that you are #
762
00:50:51,364 --> 00:50:53,784
# Know you're forgiven #
763
00:50:55,075 --> 00:50:58,458
# Know that you've been reprieved #
764
00:51:06,631 --> 00:51:08,757
# Baby #
765
00:51:11,133 --> 00:51:14,971
# You are forgiven #
766
00:51:15,055 --> 00:51:19,434
He's about five foot three,
112 pounds,
767
00:51:19,476 --> 00:51:23,523
black hair, glasses, oval face.
768
00:51:25,607 --> 00:51:28,276
# You know you're forgiven #
769
00:51:28,443 --> 00:51:31,362
- # Forgiven #
- # You, baby, forgiven #
770
00:51:31,529 --> 00:51:34,866
- # Forgiven #
- # Know you're forgiven #
771
00:51:34,950 --> 00:51:36,660
# Forgiven #
772
00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:39,538
# Know you're forgiven ##
773
00:51:39,621 --> 00:51:42,207
Thanks for bailing me out, Dad.
Can you drop me off at Rushmore?
774
00:51:42,249 --> 00:51:45,626
- I gotta go get a teacher fired.
- I don't think that's wise, Max.
775
00:51:57,639 --> 00:51:59,556
Whoa! What are you doing?
What are you doing?
776
00:51:59,639 --> 00:52:01,266
- This is private property!
You're trespassing!
777
00:52:01,267 --> 00:52:02,892
What, are you crazy?
778
00:52:06,022 --> 00:52:06,940
Wait a minute!
779
00:52:08,232 --> 00:52:09,275
Stop!
780
00:52:09,358 --> 00:52:14,156
- Let's have a truce for a second.
- Wait! Truce! Truce!
781
00:52:23,579 --> 00:52:25,497
What's this all about?
782
00:52:27,248 --> 00:52:29,543
Did you say my mom
gave you a hand job?
783
00:52:29,668 --> 00:52:31,919
- What?
- Did you say it?
784
00:52:32,044 --> 00:52:34,840
Who told you
that goddamn lie?
785
00:52:35,007 --> 00:52:37,010
Never mind.
I know who said it.
786
00:52:37,177 --> 00:52:38,553
I think I'm gonna stick
a knife in his heart,
787
00:52:38,636 --> 00:52:40,803
then I'm gonna send him back to Ireland
in a body bag.
788
00:52:40,928 --> 00:52:42,513
He's from Scotland.
789
00:52:42,637 --> 00:52:46,854
Well, tell that stupid Mick he just
made my list of things to do today.
790
00:52:47,855 --> 00:52:50,523
I'm gonna pop a cap in his ass.
791
00:52:52,608 --> 00:52:55,861
So you received the package?
792
00:52:56,028 --> 00:52:57,613
Good.
793
00:52:57,780 --> 00:53:01,033
I just wanted to inform you
about what's going on.
794
00:53:04,118 --> 00:53:06,706
I never took you
for an informer, Max.
795
00:53:07,456 --> 00:53:09,375
What's that supposed to mean?
796
00:53:09,625 --> 00:53:11,710
"What's that supposed to mean?"
797
00:53:15,837 --> 00:53:19,216
She resigned this morning before
I even got your little snapshots.
798
00:53:19,342 --> 00:53:21,425
So your latest attempt
at sabotage backfired.
799
00:53:21,550 --> 00:53:24,347
But she's one of the best teachers
you've got. How could you let her go?
800
00:53:24,388 --> 00:53:27,015
- Why are you trying to get her fired?
- You stupid old fool!
801
00:53:27,099 --> 00:53:29,310
I'm trying to win her back!
802
00:53:46,244 --> 00:53:48,036
Miss Cross?
803
00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:50,038
Hi, Max.
804
00:53:55,253 --> 00:53:57,712
- Need any help?
- No, I have it.
805
00:53:59,798 --> 00:54:02,009
Oh, here, let me see.
806
00:54:02,010 --> 00:54:04,219
- No. Please. Look, I don't
think you should come in here.
807
00:54:05,262 --> 00:54:08,849
Look, I'm sorry
I hurt your feelings.
808
00:54:09,433 --> 00:54:12,892
I'm sorry I love your friend
instead of you, but...
809
00:54:12,934 --> 00:54:15,019
Please, Max...
810
00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:17,106
- You honestly believe you
love Blume instead of me?
811
00:54:17,231 --> 00:54:19,067
Yes.
812
00:54:19,276 --> 00:54:21,317
Well, you'll have to forgive me
if I don't take your word for that.
813
00:54:21,401 --> 00:54:23,029
- Oh, stop.
- Miss Cross...
814
00:54:23,113 --> 00:54:26,206
- Listen, if you don't stop, I'm
gonna lose it. I mean it! Don't...
815
00:54:26,307 --> 00:54:27,700
It's too late.
816
00:54:27,783 --> 00:54:29,700
It's too late.
817
00:54:33,912 --> 00:54:35,917
Wait. Please.
818
00:54:41,588 --> 00:54:43,297
I got kicked out
because of you.
819
00:54:43,422 --> 00:54:46,801
- No, you got kicked out...
- Rushmore was my life.
820
00:54:46,926 --> 00:54:50,180
- Now you are.
- No, I'm not.
821
00:54:52,097 --> 00:54:55,478
What do you really think
is gonna happen between us?
822
00:54:56,019 --> 00:54:58,605
Do you think
we're gonna have sex?
823
00:55:01,315 --> 00:55:04,275
That's a kind
of cheap way to put it.
824
00:55:04,442 --> 00:55:06,819
Not if you've ever
fucked before, it isn't.
825
00:55:09,447 --> 00:55:11,743
Oh, my God.
826
00:55:11,826 --> 00:55:15,286
How would you describe it
to your friends?
827
00:55:15,369 --> 00:55:17,581
Would you say
that you'd fingered me?
828
00:55:17,664 --> 00:55:21,209
Or maybe I could give you a hand job.
Would that put an end to all of this?
829
00:55:23,419 --> 00:55:26,171
Please get out of my classroom.
830
00:55:35,057 --> 00:55:37,935
Fresh are you, sporty, me fuckup.
831
00:55:38,060 --> 00:55:39,477
Hey, Magnus.
832
00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:42,479
Got any good hand jobs lately?
833
00:55:47,945 --> 00:55:49,614
Hey, Dirk! Look who's here.
834
00:55:49,696 --> 00:55:53,491
It's your stepfather, waiting
for your mom so that he can get a piece.
835
00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:58,829
Your mind's as warped
as your ear, Buchan.
836
00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:06,213
Don't get nasty, brother.
837
00:56:23,852 --> 00:56:29,193
We got him, Dirk.
We got him.
838
00:56:45,207 --> 00:56:46,501
Max?
839
00:56:47,835 --> 00:56:49,879
Oh, hey, Mr. Blume.
840
00:56:53,547 --> 00:56:55,507
You said you wanted to meet?
841
00:56:57,177 --> 00:56:59,094
W- When?
842
00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:01,055
Right now.
843
00:57:01,181 --> 00:57:04,266
You said you wanted
to put an end to all this.
844
00:57:04,767 --> 00:57:10,272
Oh, yeah. I, uh, was gonna try and
have that tree over there fall on you.
845
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,609
- That big one?
- Yup.
846
00:57:13,650 --> 00:57:15,944
It would have flattened me
like a pancake.
847
00:57:16,695 --> 00:57:17,945
What stopped you?
848
00:57:18,992 --> 00:57:21,660
I don't know.
What's the point?
849
00:57:21,827 --> 00:57:23,828
She loves you.
850
00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:40,762
She's my Rushmore, Max.
851
00:57:41,845 --> 00:57:45,057
Yeah, I know.
She was mine too.
852
00:57:52,938 --> 00:57:55,526
# I am waiting #
853
00:57:55,734 --> 00:57:58,277
# I am waiting #
854
00:57:58,444 --> 00:58:01,823
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
855
00:58:02,616 --> 00:58:05,077
# I am waiting #
856
00:58:05,285 --> 00:58:07,829
# I am waiting #
857
00:58:07,995 --> 00:58:11,081
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
858
00:58:12,081 --> 00:58:16,548
# Waiting for someone
to come out of somewhere #
859
00:58:17,506 --> 00:58:22,926
# Waiting for someone
to come out of somewhere #
860
00:58:23,176 --> 00:58:27,474
# You can't hold out
You can't hold out #
861
00:58:28,558 --> 00:58:31,644
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
862
00:58:32,563 --> 00:58:35,107
# You can't hold out #
863
00:58:35,315 --> 00:58:37,817
# You can't hold out #
864
00:58:37,984 --> 00:58:40,693
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
865
00:58:41,943 --> 00:58:46,865
# Waiting for someone
to come out of somewhere #
866
00:58:47,282 --> 00:58:48,993
# Waiting for someone #
867
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,287
- # To come out of somewhere #
- Hello.
868
00:58:51,370 --> 00:58:54,040
Hi. I was wondering
if Max was home.
869
00:58:54,166 --> 00:58:56,647
- # See it come along and
don't know where it's from #
870
00:58:56,648 --> 00:58:59,129
He's not in.
871
00:58:59,296 --> 00:59:03,089
# Oh, yes, you will find out #
872
00:59:03,255 --> 00:59:06,133
# Well, it happens all the time #
873
00:59:06,216 --> 00:59:08,805
- # It's censored from our minds #
- I'm sorry.
874
00:59:08,889 --> 00:59:10,932
# You'll find out #
875
00:59:13,809 --> 00:59:16,228
# Slow or fast #
876
00:59:16,437 --> 00:59:19,064
# Slow or fast #
877
00:59:19,231 --> 00:59:23,067
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
878
00:59:23,234 --> 00:59:25,696
# End at last #
879
00:59:25,905 --> 00:59:28,491
# End at last #
880
00:59:28,657 --> 00:59:31,159
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
881
00:59:32,661 --> 00:59:36,705
# Waiting for someone
to come out of somewhere #
882
00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:42,543
# Waiting for someone
to come out of somewhere #
883
00:59:44,672 --> 00:59:46,341
# Stand up coming years #
884
00:59:46,424 --> 00:59:49,803
# And escalation fears #
885
00:59:49,927 --> 00:59:53,640
# Oh, yes, we will find out #
886
00:59:53,807 --> 00:59:57,517
# Well, like a withered stone #
887
00:59:57,683 --> 00:59:59,269
# Fears will pierce your bones #
888
00:59:59,353 --> 01:00:01,269
# You'll find out #
889
01:00:04,401 --> 01:00:06,903
# Oh, we're waiting #
890
01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:10,114
- # Oh, we're waiting ##
- Good night, Stan. Merry Christmas.
891
01:00:10,197 --> 01:00:12,115
See you next time.
892
01:00:17,955 --> 01:00:21,418
It's been nice having
your company here at the shop, Max.
893
01:00:22,167 --> 01:00:24,045
You put any more thought...
894
01:00:24,129 --> 01:00:27,298
- into giving school another shot?
- No.
895
01:00:29,007 --> 01:00:33,552
Max, I like being a barber.
I'm good at it.
896
01:00:33,635 --> 01:00:36,805
But I always thought
you'd try another line of work.
897
01:00:36,931 --> 01:00:40,893
You talked about being
a senator or a diplomat.
898
01:00:41,017 --> 01:00:43,313
Pipe dreams, Dad.
899
01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:45,606
I'm a barber's son.
900
01:00:50,651 --> 01:00:52,610
See you at dinner.
901
01:01:13,090 --> 01:01:14,384
Hello, Dirk.
902
01:01:14,551 --> 01:01:17,722
- Hi, Max.
- What can I do for you?
903
01:01:17,889 --> 01:01:21,349
- I thought I might get a haircut.
- We're closed.
904
01:01:22,308 --> 01:01:26,228
Well, I just want to say
I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.
905
01:01:26,353 --> 01:01:28,689
But I guess I'll go now.
906
01:01:36,990 --> 01:01:39,408
Merry Christmas.
907
01:01:39,534 --> 01:01:41,451
What in the hell's that?
908
01:01:58,969 --> 01:02:01,679
So, did you hear the news?
909
01:02:01,846 --> 01:02:05,725
I doubt it. I don't really
follow the news anymore.
910
01:02:05,809 --> 01:02:08,102
Dr. Guggenheim had a stroke.
911
01:02:09,356 --> 01:02:12,525
I'll send him a box of candy.
912
01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:15,528
Maybe you ought to go visit him.
913
01:02:23,409 --> 01:02:27,872
- Mrs. Guggenheim?
- Hello, Max. Come in.
914
01:02:33,043 --> 01:02:35,462
It's so good to see you.
915
01:02:38,132 --> 01:02:41,383
Oh, these are glorious.
I'll put them in some water.
916
01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:43,593
Have a seat.
917
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:46,975
Should I say hello to Dr. Guggenheim
or can he not hear me?
918
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:48,935
No, he can hear you.
919
01:02:56,149 --> 01:03:00,736
Hey, old-timer.
It's, uh, Max Fischer.
920
01:03:02,611 --> 01:03:05,366
You probably can't hear me because...
921
01:03:05,450 --> 01:03:07,034
- I don't know if your
brain is damaged or...
922
01:03:07,035 --> 01:03:08,619
What do you want?
923
01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:14,958
Nelson?
924
01:03:19,712 --> 01:03:23,049
That's the first thing
he's said in ten days.
925
01:03:25,050 --> 01:03:26,970
Do you think he recognized me?
926
01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:31,349
- Oh, I don't think so.
- It's Fischer.
927
01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:50,534
See ya later. Bye.
Hope you feel better.
928
01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:54,705
Hey, amigo.
929
01:03:57,417 --> 01:04:00,128
So, who gave you the shiner?
930
01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:03,507
Either Ronny or Donny.
931
01:04:03,632 --> 01:04:05,382
Can't tell the difference anymore.
932
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:09,345
Well, whichever one it was
really clocked you.
933
01:04:09,386 --> 01:04:10,844
Hmm.
934
01:04:11,428 --> 01:04:14,306
Kids don't like it when
their parents get divorced.
935
01:04:14,432 --> 01:04:18,062
- I don't blame 'em.
- Neither do I.
936
01:04:32,573 --> 01:04:34,745
How is she?
937
01:04:34,912 --> 01:04:36,873
I really wouldn't know.
938
01:04:36,915 --> 01:04:40,416
- Why not?
- I haven't seen her in six weeks.
939
01:04:40,582 --> 01:04:42,460
What happened?
940
01:04:43,502 --> 01:04:45,629
She left?
941
01:04:46,630 --> 01:04:48,967
She's in love
with a dead guy anyway.
942
01:04:50,592 --> 01:04:52,721
Edward Appleby.
943
01:04:55,599 --> 01:04:57,599
You know, uh...
944
01:04:58,143 --> 01:05:00,560
she's sweet, but she's fucked-up.
945
01:05:04,564 --> 01:05:08,066
- Adios, muchacho.
- Hey, are you okay?
946
01:05:09,779 --> 01:05:12,697
Mmm, I'm a little bit
lonely these days.
947
01:05:45,478 --> 01:05:47,524
Max?
948
01:05:48,232 --> 01:05:49,943
What are you doing here?
949
01:05:51,526 --> 01:05:54,071
I don't know. Jesus.
They came at me out of nowhere.
950
01:05:54,154 --> 01:05:56,697
- It was... It was so sudden.
- What?
951
01:05:57,073 --> 01:05:59,033
I'm sorry. Can I use your phone?
952
01:05:59,075 --> 01:06:03,079
- I just got hit by a car.
- Oh, my God. Are you okay?
953
01:06:03,245 --> 01:06:04,915
Hmm? What did you say?
954
01:06:04,956 --> 01:06:07,084
- Come inside.
- Thank you.
955
01:06:09,796 --> 01:06:12,963
- I'm gonna get something for your head.
- Okay.
956
01:06:19,344 --> 01:06:21,345
So, this is where it all happens.
957
01:06:21,470 --> 01:06:24,518
- All what happens?
- I wouldn't know.
958
01:06:24,643 --> 01:06:27,229
So, why did you dump Blume?
959
01:06:27,938 --> 01:06:32,565
- That's none of your business.
- I know it's not.
960
01:06:32,732 --> 01:06:35,568
But I just got hit by a car,
and I'm a little confused right now.
961
01:06:35,652 --> 01:06:37,213
I mean, I thought
you dumped me for Blume.
962
01:06:37,155 --> 01:06:38,136
Then I hear...
963
01:06:38,137 --> 01:06:40,616
- I never dumped you because
we were never going out.
964
01:06:40,783 --> 01:06:43,702
It would just help me
if you talked to me for a minute.
965
01:06:43,828 --> 01:06:45,663
Tell me what happened.
966
01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:50,376
Okay.
967
01:06:53,336 --> 01:06:57,047
Um, A: He's married.
968
01:06:57,799 --> 01:07:00,927
He hates himself.
969
01:07:01,010 --> 01:07:05,055
And C: Well,
he smashed up your bicycle,
970
01:07:05,139 --> 01:07:09,102
- didn't he?
- My previous bicycle, yes.
971
01:07:09,185 --> 01:07:11,868
- Well, what sort of person
does something like that?
972
01:07:11,869 --> 01:07:13,353
I don't know.
973
01:07:16,694 --> 01:07:19,530
War does funny things to men.
974
01:07:19,697 --> 01:07:23,781
He thinks you dumped him
because of Edward Appleby.
975
01:07:26,033 --> 01:07:27,995
What does that mean?
976
01:07:29,579 --> 01:07:34,877
Well, I mean, you live in his room,
with all his stuff. It's kind of...
977
01:07:37,379 --> 01:07:39,299
I was married to him.
978
01:07:40,299 --> 01:07:43,009
- I know you were.
- Although, I will say...
979
01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:48,013
that Edward has more
spark and character...
980
01:07:48,138 --> 01:07:50,058
and imagination
in one fingernail...
981
01:07:50,141 --> 01:07:53,062
than Herman Blume
has in his entire body.
982
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:57,441
One dead fingernail.
983
01:08:01,902 --> 01:08:03,780
Right.
984
01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:06,822
One dead fingernail.
985
01:08:10,326 --> 01:08:12,622
How did he die, by the way?
986
01:08:13,749 --> 01:08:15,333
He drowned.
987
01:08:16,918 --> 01:08:19,295
How did your mother die?
988
01:08:19,462 --> 01:08:21,670
She got cancer.
989
01:08:26,802 --> 01:08:29,764
Hold still for a moment, okay?
990
01:08:36,645 --> 01:08:38,980
You're very pretty.
991
01:08:39,438 --> 01:08:41,357
Thank you.
992
01:09:02,418 --> 01:09:05,216
Is this fake blood?
993
01:09:08,886 --> 01:09:10,386
Yes, it is.
994
01:09:11,428 --> 01:09:14,180
You know, you and Herman
deserve each other.
995
01:09:15,264 --> 01:09:17,433
You're both little children.
996
01:09:19,687 --> 01:09:21,729
Let me show you the door.
997
01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:25,900
I'll just go back out the window.
998
01:09:39,829 --> 01:09:42,791
- Good-bye, Miss Cross.
- Good-bye, Max.
999
01:10:00,934 --> 01:10:02,353
Hey.
1000
01:10:02,896 --> 01:10:06,814
I'm, uh... I'm sorry
about what I said...
1001
01:10:06,856 --> 01:10:09,233
about your mom
giving me a hand job.
1002
01:10:10,193 --> 01:10:12,360
I know, Max.
1003
01:10:12,444 --> 01:10:16,074
I'm sorry I didn't take your hand
when Buchan kicked your ass.
1004
01:10:17,282 --> 01:10:19,162
Hey, uh, that's okay.
1005
01:10:25,167 --> 01:10:27,168
What's that?
1006
01:10:29,921 --> 01:10:31,754
I don't know.
1007
01:10:46,521 --> 01:10:47,896
Nice landing.
1008
01:10:51,857 --> 01:10:55,488
What's, uh... What's that you got there,
a little flight plan or something?
1009
01:10:55,571 --> 01:10:57,533
Hmm, pretty good.
1010
01:10:57,658 --> 01:11:00,076
- Do you know Dirk Calloway?
- I don't think so.
1011
01:11:00,159 --> 01:11:03,078
Dirk, this is Margaret Yang.
1012
01:11:11,168 --> 01:11:15,298
I, uh, heard about your science project
on Action 13.
1013
01:11:15,382 --> 01:11:17,304
- They said the Navy wants
to buy it from you. That's...
1014
01:11:17,305 --> 01:11:18,427
No, not anymore.
1015
01:11:19,136 --> 01:11:21,886
- Why not?
- Because it was a fake.
1016
01:11:22,011 --> 01:11:25,180
- What do you mean?
- I faked all the results.
1017
01:11:25,264 --> 01:11:27,933
- Why?
- Because it didn't work.
1018
01:11:28,016 --> 01:11:30,147
I thought it would,
but it didn't.
1019
01:11:37,110 --> 01:11:39,988
You're a real jerk to me,
you know that?
1020
01:11:41,780 --> 01:11:43,741
I'm sorry, Margaret.
1021
01:11:45,283 --> 01:11:48,244
Well, anyway, nice to see you.
1022
01:12:09,309 --> 01:12:11,852
Do you want to take over for a while?
1023
01:12:36,709 --> 01:12:38,835
Take dictation, please.
1024
01:12:41,129 --> 01:12:45,010
Possible candidates
for Kite Flying Society.
1025
01:12:46,012 --> 01:12:48,597
- David Connors. Murray Marshall.
- # I listen to the wind #
1026
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:51,599
- Greg Holloway. Duncan Wright.
- # To the wind of my soul #
1027
01:12:51,682 --> 01:12:54,268
Margaret Yang. Woody Jackson.
Shoeshine Pickens.
1028
01:12:54,352 --> 01:12:58,481
# Where I'll end up
Well, I think only God really knows #
1029
01:13:02,986 --> 01:13:07,157
# I've sat upon
the setting sun #
1030
01:13:07,199 --> 01:13:11,283
# But never, never
never, never #
1031
01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:15,789
# I never wanted water once #
1032
01:13:15,956 --> 01:13:19,460
# No, never, never, never #
1033
01:13:26,717 --> 01:13:31,845
# I listen to my words
but they fall far below #
1034
01:13:31,970 --> 01:13:35,056
- Thanks for meeting me, Mr. Blume.
- What can I do for you?
1035
01:13:35,098 --> 01:13:39,646
# I let my music take me
where my heart wants to go #
1036
01:13:39,814 --> 01:13:41,772
What's this?
1037
01:13:43,607 --> 01:13:46,026
# I swam upon the devil's lake #
1038
01:13:46,152 --> 01:13:49,904
That's the Perfect Attendance Award
and the Punctuality Award.
1039
01:13:50,029 --> 01:13:52,323
I got those at Rushmore.
1040
01:13:52,449 --> 01:13:54,325
I thought you could choose
which one you like more...
1041
01:13:54,409 --> 01:13:57,663
and you could wear that one,
and I could wear the other.
1042
01:13:57,747 --> 01:14:01,249
# No, never, never, never ##
1043
01:14:01,416 --> 01:14:03,293
I'll take Punctuality.
1044
01:14:04,794 --> 01:14:06,211
Okay.
1045
01:14:06,503 --> 01:14:08,089
Come here.
1046
01:14:17,097 --> 01:14:20,811
- Thank you.
- Come on inside.
1047
01:14:24,813 --> 01:14:27,940
Well, well, well, well,
look what the cat dragged in.
1048
01:14:29,401 --> 01:14:31,026
Sorry I'm late.
1049
01:14:31,193 --> 01:14:32,864
That's okay.
1050
01:14:33,031 --> 01:14:34,825
I want you to meet someone.
1051
01:14:34,950 --> 01:14:38,327
Mr. Blume,
this is my father, Bert Fischer.
1052
01:14:41,704 --> 01:14:43,790
Nice to meet you,
Mr. Fischer.
1053
01:14:43,915 --> 01:14:47,336
Now Mr. Fischer was my father's name.
Call me Bert, please.
1054
01:14:47,461 --> 01:14:51,091
- Okay, Bert.
- So, Max tells me you need a haircut.
1055
01:14:51,216 --> 01:14:54,468
I can see that. Why don't you sit down,
and we'll have a look.
1056
01:14:58,889 --> 01:15:00,598
Mm-hmm.
1057
01:15:03,934 --> 01:15:05,811
I don't know, Bert.
1058
01:15:05,936 --> 01:15:10,025
Don't worry, Mr. Blume.
It's a relatively painless procedure.
1059
01:15:10,192 --> 01:15:12,694
Maybe we'll throw in
a shave as well.
1060
01:15:13,486 --> 01:15:16,739
Okay, are you fond
of that mustache?
1061
01:15:16,989 --> 01:15:20,951
Do you think you want to keep it
for a while? Mm-hmm.
1062
01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:24,870
- How much are you worth, by the way?
- I don't know.
1063
01:15:24,995 --> 01:15:27,167
- Over ten million?
- Yeah, I guess so.
1064
01:15:27,334 --> 01:15:29,044
- Good, good.
- Why?
1065
01:15:29,128 --> 01:15:31,211
'Cause we're gonna
need all of it.
1066
01:15:42,638 --> 01:15:46,226
# In the middle of the night #
1067
01:15:48,104 --> 01:15:51,814
# In the middle of the night
I call your name #
1068
01:15:53,190 --> 01:15:57,485
# Oh, Yoko #
1069
01:15:58,863 --> 01:16:02,700
# Oh, Yoko #
1070
01:16:04,118 --> 01:16:08,164
# My love will turn you on #
1071
01:16:12,877 --> 01:16:16,837
# Oh, Yoko #
1072
01:16:18,631 --> 01:16:22,511
# Oh, Yoko ##
1073
01:16:40,654 --> 01:16:42,823
She's not coming, is she?
1074
01:16:43,573 --> 01:16:46,576
Hmm, doesn't look good.
1075
01:16:46,701 --> 01:16:48,786
But don't worry. Come on, Herman.
1076
01:16:48,911 --> 01:16:51,871
- Shit, what am I doing here?
- Hey!
1077
01:16:51,996 --> 01:16:54,582
- Scatter. Scatter.
- Damn it!
1078
01:16:54,707 --> 01:16:58,880
How in the hell did you ever
get so rich? You're a quitter, man!
1079
01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:01,716
I paid $8 million for this.
1080
01:17:04,010 --> 01:17:06,429
And that's all
you're prepared to spend?
1081
01:17:15,689 --> 01:17:19,651
I'm, uh, sorry you couldn't make it to
our little groundbreaking the other day.
1082
01:17:20,276 --> 01:17:23,487
It's kind of a shame,
since he's building it for you.
1083
01:17:23,654 --> 01:17:28,034
Well, you know, I never asked anyone
to build me an aquarium.
1084
01:17:28,576 --> 01:17:31,494
I'm not quite sure
how that rumor got started.
1085
01:17:31,577 --> 01:17:33,748
Me neither.
1086
01:17:34,332 --> 01:17:37,959
You think Edward Appleby
would have built one for you?
1087
01:17:38,334 --> 01:17:41,211
Yeah, I think he would have,
if he'd had the money.
1088
01:17:41,336 --> 01:17:43,212
That's what I thought.
1089
01:17:43,337 --> 01:17:47,050
Blume's got a bit more spark and
vitality than you expected, doesn't he?
1090
01:17:47,175 --> 01:17:50,429
I thought the aquarium
was your idea.
1091
01:17:51,304 --> 01:17:53,390
Well, I gave it to my friend.
1092
01:17:54,348 --> 01:17:56,102
- Fifteen sticks?
- Yes, please.
1093
01:17:56,227 --> 01:17:59,938
And... could you make
the order out to...
1094
01:18:00,021 --> 01:18:02,314
Ready Demolition,
Tucson, Arizona?
1095
01:18:04,024 --> 01:18:06,110
Thank you very much.
1096
01:18:10,616 --> 01:18:12,535
Make sure these don't get wet.
1097
01:18:15,370 --> 01:18:17,330
I'll see you at 3:15.
1098
01:18:17,372 --> 01:18:19,331
- Where are you going?
- Rushmore.
1099
01:18:19,373 --> 01:18:22,333
I've got one last piece
of unfinished business to attend to.
1100
01:18:38,641 --> 01:18:42,103
- Fischer, you fuck!
- Hello, Magnus.
1101
01:18:42,187 --> 01:18:43,437
I'd have shot you
in the other ear,
1102
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:46,484
but it got blown off
a long time ago.
1103
01:18:46,650 --> 01:18:51,446
- Besides, now we're even.
- Not for long, Kemo Sabe.
1104
01:18:51,613 --> 01:18:54,908
We'll see. I got
a proposition for you.
1105
01:18:55,034 --> 01:18:58,787
Well, you can stick it up
your mother's ass, you little prick.
1106
01:18:58,953 --> 01:19:00,872
I gotta hand it to you, Magnus.
1107
01:19:00,997 --> 01:19:03,210
You've got a way with words.
1108
01:19:03,377 --> 01:19:05,169
You want to be in a play?
1109
01:19:08,130 --> 01:19:09,715
What's all that shite?
1110
01:19:11,841 --> 01:19:13,717
Nothing.
1111
01:19:14,386 --> 01:19:16,470
I just think
you're right for the part.
1112
01:19:33,487 --> 01:19:36,865
I always wanted to be
in one of your fucking plays.
1113
01:19:38,157 --> 01:19:40,537
I know you did, mate.
1114
01:19:52,170 --> 01:19:55,298
This is gonna be exciting.
My son Max wrote it.
1115
01:19:55,424 --> 01:19:58,179
Oh, boy, I gotta call the hospital.
1116
01:19:58,887 --> 01:20:01,390
Excuse me. Are you
Mrs. Whitney, the English teacher?
1117
01:20:01,432 --> 01:20:04,307
- Yes. - Hi, I'm William Yang,
Margaret Yang's father.
1118
01:20:04,391 --> 01:20:06,310
- This is my wife, Lucille.
- Nice to meet you.
1119
01:20:06,394 --> 01:20:08,438
- Hello.
- That's kid's gonna burn this place down.
1120
01:20:08,521 --> 01:20:10,377
You better believe it.
1121
01:20:10,378 --> 01:20:12,233
- Well, the plans were never
formally submitted to the city.
1122
01:20:12,358 --> 01:20:14,609
- Were they supposed to be?
- I assume so.
1123
01:20:14,735 --> 01:20:16,780
- Too late now.
- Officers Brooks and Donovan...
1124
01:20:16,864 --> 01:20:19,283
requesting additional units
at Grover Cleveland High School.
1125
01:20:19,366 --> 01:20:21,117
- Units responding identify.
- A program.
1126
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:25,037
Let me look at that.
Turn it, turn it.
1127
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,038
That's enough.
1128
01:20:29,290 --> 01:20:32,042
- Excuse me. Right here.
- Thanks.
1129
01:20:35,881 --> 01:20:37,923
Hi, Herman.
1130
01:20:41,636 --> 01:20:44,222
Looks like Max
pulled a fast one on us.
1131
01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:54,191
Thank you very much.
1132
01:20:54,817 --> 01:20:58,861
I don't usually do this,
but this play means a lot to me,
1133
01:20:58,944 --> 01:21:01,198
and I wanted
to make a dedication.
1134
01:21:01,281 --> 01:21:04,949
So, I'll just say that this play
is dedicated to the memory of my mother,
1135
01:21:04,991 --> 01:21:07,370
Eloise Fischer,
1136
01:21:08,079 --> 01:21:11,250
and to Edward Appleby,
a friend of a friend.
1137
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:14,961
Also, you'll find a pair
of safety glasses and some earplugs...
1138
01:21:15,002 --> 01:21:16,963
underneath your seats.
1139
01:21:17,005 --> 01:21:20,632
Please feel free to use them.
Thank you very much.
1140
01:21:27,305 --> 01:21:29,392
Bravo Company, this is Tango 7.
Do you copy?
1141
01:21:29,475 --> 01:21:33,145
We order the military forces
of the United States to take action...
1142
01:21:33,270 --> 01:21:35,773
This is a different kind of war.
1143
01:21:35,856 --> 01:21:39,193
We are making progress,
progress, progress, progress.
1144
01:21:50,370 --> 01:21:52,913
How long you been
in country, soldier?
1145
01:21:53,037 --> 01:21:55,249
I ain't even here, Sergeant.
1146
01:21:55,374 --> 01:21:57,334
I'm in Cheyenne, Wyoming.
1147
01:21:58,626 --> 01:22:00,004
Right on, brother.
1148
01:22:02,171 --> 01:22:04,297
Hoo. Hoo-hoo.
1149
01:22:06,927 --> 01:22:09,930
Let's rock, Esposito!
I repeat, let's rock!
1150
01:22:11,849 --> 01:22:13,683
Let's rock and roll!
1151
01:22:47,674 --> 01:22:49,427
Fischer!
1152
01:22:52,471 --> 01:22:54,223
I'm okay. Go, go, go, go.
1153
01:22:54,891 --> 01:22:56,725
- Damn it!
- Take it easy, Dirk.
1154
01:22:56,767 --> 01:22:58,895
- How much time do we got, Wood?
- Two minutes.
1155
01:22:58,936 --> 01:23:00,209
- All right, bring me some more
ketchup very quickly, please.
1156
01:23:00,210 --> 01:23:01,480
Effects!
1157
01:23:01,563 --> 01:23:04,941
- This is gonna look stupid.
- No, it's not. It's gonna look real.
1158
01:23:22,167 --> 01:23:25,379
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1159
01:23:25,836 --> 01:23:27,881
Hold this one too, okay?
1160
01:23:31,299 --> 01:23:35,556
So, what do you think
of Max's latest opus?
1161
01:23:36,932 --> 01:23:38,851
It's good.
1162
01:23:41,436 --> 01:23:44,438
But let's hope
it's got a happy ending.
1163
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:06,666
- Adios, Esposito.
- Adios, Sarge.
1164
01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:10,671
Say a prayer for Surf Boy,
wherever he is.
1165
01:24:10,754 --> 01:24:14,716
Semper fi, soldier.
Semper fi.
1166
01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:17,261
Sic transit gloria.
1167
01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:20,222
Maybe we'll meet again someday...
1168
01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,349
when the fighting stops.
1169
01:24:25,184 --> 01:24:28,186
Tag 'em and bag 'em, cherries!
We're movin' out!
1170
01:24:30,276 --> 01:24:32,027
I don't know but I've been told
1171
01:24:32,193 --> 01:24:34,486
I don't know but I've been told
1172
01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:45,621
Hello, Esposito.
1173
01:24:50,544 --> 01:24:52,379
Will you marry me, Le-Chahn?
1174
01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:55,715
You bet I will.
1175
01:25:09,561 --> 01:25:13,316
That's my son.
That's my Maxie.
1176
01:25:21,906 --> 01:25:24,787
I just didn't expect to see you here.
1177
01:25:25,036 --> 01:25:26,830
Did Max send you an invitation?
1178
01:25:26,914 --> 01:25:30,291
Yeah, and he told me to wear a tie.
1179
01:25:32,084 --> 01:25:36,337
- Congratulations, Max.
- Thank you very much, Mrs. Yang.
1180
01:25:36,462 --> 01:25:39,716
I, uh, actually wrote a different
version of the play two years ago,
1181
01:25:39,841 --> 01:25:41,633
but I couldn't
get it done over at Rushmore.
1182
01:25:41,758 --> 01:25:43,930
- Oh, really? Why?
- Too political?
1183
01:25:43,971 --> 01:25:46,932
No, a kid got his finger blown off
during rehearsals.
1184
01:25:47,015 --> 01:25:49,935
A very good evening
to you, Fischers. Hi.
1185
01:25:50,018 --> 01:25:52,477
Miss Cross, I'd like for you
to meet my father, Bert Fischer.
1186
01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,647
He's a barber.
This is my friend, Rosemary Cross.
1187
01:25:55,730 --> 01:25:58,900
- Hello, Rosemary.
- Nice to meet you at last, Bert.
1188
01:25:59,026 --> 01:26:00,487
Of course you know Mr. Blume.
1189
01:26:00,570 --> 01:26:04,865
I'd also like everyone to meet
Mr. and Mrs. Yang. This is Margaret.
1190
01:26:04,949 --> 01:26:07,702
- Hello, Margaret.
- It's nice to meet you, Miss Cross.
1191
01:26:07,785 --> 01:26:09,995
I'm surprised they let him build
a real campfire on the stage.
1192
01:26:10,079 --> 01:26:11,995
It's clearly a safety hazard.
1193
01:26:12,079 --> 01:26:13,788
- Well, last year, he
tried to raise piranhas.
1194
01:26:13,789 --> 01:26:15,499
Yeah, I know he did.
1195
01:26:15,582 --> 01:26:18,755
- What did you think, Mr. Littlejeans?
- Best play ever, man.
1196
01:26:21,299 --> 01:26:23,258
I thought it was
a very realistic performance.
1197
01:26:23,299 --> 01:26:26,302
Yeah? Fischer stepped
over half my bloody lines.
1198
01:26:26,386 --> 01:26:28,345
That's funny.
I didn't notice.
1199
01:26:28,429 --> 01:26:30,973
Mr. Blume, how are Ronny and Donny
enjoying military school?
1200
01:26:31,056 --> 01:26:33,642
- They love it.
- Lucky bastards.
1201
01:26:34,351 --> 01:26:38,399
- I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
- No, I'm a barber.
1202
01:26:38,481 --> 01:26:41,276
But a lot of people make that mistake.
1203
01:26:46,321 --> 01:26:48,615
You were incredible tonight, Margaret.
1204
01:26:48,657 --> 01:26:51,868
- You were that poor girl.
- Thank you.
1205
01:26:51,951 --> 01:26:55,622
I loved it when you grabbed onto the
bottom of the chopper as it was taking off.
1206
01:26:55,706 --> 01:26:57,665
- That was totally improvised.
- I know.
1207
01:26:57,707 --> 01:26:59,669
- Can I ask you a question?
- Of course.
1208
01:26:59,711 --> 01:27:02,212
Can you do
an Australian accent?
1209
01:27:02,296 --> 01:27:04,798
I'm working on something
that's set in the outback.
1210
01:27:04,882 --> 01:27:07,842
I really feel like celebrating,
you know?
1211
01:27:08,051 --> 01:27:11,761
- Would you care to dance?
- Oh, yes, I would love to.
1212
01:27:11,927 --> 01:27:13,433
- Great.
- Come on.
1213
01:27:13,974 --> 01:27:15,560
You're looking good, Bert.
1214
01:27:15,643 --> 01:27:17,603
Hello, Mr. Blume.
1215
01:27:18,020 --> 01:27:20,647
Hello, Margaret.
May I cut in?
1216
01:27:20,689 --> 01:27:23,691
I haven't had a chance to cut a rug
with your new girlfriend yet.
1217
01:27:23,733 --> 01:27:27,279
- Ah, new girlfriend.
- Yes, I am.
1218
01:27:27,362 --> 01:27:31,283
Find your own dance partner, Mr. Blume.
I'm spoken for.
1219
01:27:31,409 --> 01:27:35,204
No, it's okay.
He's my friend.
1220
01:27:40,875 --> 01:27:44,085
Well... you pulled it off.
1221
01:27:44,210 --> 01:27:47,505
Yeah, it went okay.
At least nobody got hurt.
1222
01:27:49,759 --> 01:27:51,219
Except you.
1223
01:27:53,179 --> 01:27:56,182
No, I didn't get hurt that bad.
1224
01:27:56,391 --> 01:27:59,435
Come on, you two. Shake a leg.
1225
01:28:01,770 --> 01:28:04,480
- Would you like to dance?
- Yeah, but...
1226
01:28:04,563 --> 01:28:08,318
Here, let's see if the deejay can play
something with a little more... Reuben!
1227
01:28:53,486 --> 01:28:56,447
# Poor old Granddad #
1228
01:28:56,572 --> 01:28:59,700
# I laughed at all his words #
1229
01:28:59,782 --> 01:29:02,912
# I thought he was a bitter man #
1230
01:29:02,954 --> 01:29:06,041
# He spoke of women's ways #
1231
01:29:06,124 --> 01:29:09,168
# They'll trapped you
Then they use you #
1232
01:29:09,251 --> 01:29:12,379
# Before you even know #
1233
01:29:12,421 --> 01:29:15,592
# For love is blind
and you're far too kind #
1234
01:29:15,633 --> 01:29:18,801
# Don't ever let it show #
1235
01:29:18,843 --> 01:29:23,808
# I wish that
I knew what I know now #
1236
01:29:23,975 --> 01:29:25,225
# When I was younger #
1237
01:29:25,392 --> 01:29:30,063
# I wish that
I knew what I know now #
1238
01:29:30,229 --> 01:29:31,648
# When I was stronger #
1239
01:29:31,690 --> 01:29:34,817
# The cancan's
such a pretty show #
1240
01:29:34,901 --> 01:29:38,072
# Will steal your heart away #
1241
01:29:38,155 --> 01:29:41,491
# But backstage
back on Earth again #
1242
01:29:41,532 --> 01:29:44,494
# The dressing rooms are gray #
1243
01:29:44,535 --> 01:29:47,581
# They come on strong
and it ain't too long #
1244
01:29:47,664 --> 01:29:50,792
# For they make you
feel a man #
1245
01:29:50,875 --> 01:29:53,960
# But love is blind
and you soon will find #
1246
01:29:54,044 --> 01:29:56,633
# You're just a boy again #
1247
01:30:19,778 --> 01:30:23,030
# When you want her lips
you get her cheek #
1248
01:30:23,155 --> 01:30:26,200
# Makes you wonder
where you are #
1249
01:30:26,242 --> 01:30:29,328
# If you want some more
then she's fast asleep #
1250
01:30:29,370 --> 01:30:32,873
# Leaves you twinkling
with the stars #
1251
01:30:32,957 --> 01:30:35,667
# Poor young grandson #
1252
01:30:35,709 --> 01:30:39,297
# There's nothing I can say #
1253
01:30:39,381 --> 01:30:42,508
# You'll have to learn
just like me #
1254
01:30:42,591 --> 01:30:45,176
# And that's the hardest way #
1255
01:30:45,218 --> 01:30:47,178
# Ooh la la #
1256
01:30:48,388 --> 01:30:51,435
# Ooh la la la la #
1257
01:30:51,518 --> 01:30:53,437
# Yeah, yeah #
1258
01:31:05,447 --> 01:31:10,327
# I wish that
I knew what I know now #
1259
01:31:10,494 --> 01:31:11,872
# When I was younger #
1260
01:31:11,913 --> 01:31:16,791
# I wish that
I knew what I know now #
1261
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:18,917
# When I was stronger ##