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"Thank you"

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Random thoughts...

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for Valentine's Day, 2004.

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Today is a holiday invented
by greeting card companies...

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to make people
feel like crap.

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I ditched work today.

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Took a train out to Montauk.

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I don't know why.

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Aah!
I'm not an impulsive person.

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I guess I just woke up
in a funk this morning.

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I gotta get my car fixed.

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Hi. Cindy?

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It's Joel.

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Joel!

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Listen, I don't
feel very well today.

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No, food poisoning,
I think.

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It's goddamn freezing on this beach.

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Montauk in February.
Brilliant, Joel.

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Page is ripped out.

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Don't remember doing that.

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It appears this is
my first entry in two years.

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Sand is overrated.

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It's just tiny little rocks.

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If only I could
meet someone new.

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I guess my chances of that happening
are somewhat diminished,

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seeing that I'm incapable of making
eye contact with a woman

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I don't know.

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Maybe I should
get back together with Naomi

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She was nice.

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Nice is good.

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She loved me.

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Why do I fall in love
with every woman I see...

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who shows me
the least bit of attention?

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Hi.

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I'm sorry?

36
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- I just said hi.

37
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- Hi. Hello. Hi.

38
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Okay if I sit closer?

39
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How far are you going?

40
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Uh, Rockville Center.

41
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Get out! Me too!

42
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Really?
What are the odds?

43
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Do I know You?

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Do you ever shop
at Barnes & Noble?

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Sure. Sure.

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That's it!
Yeah?

47
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I've seen you, man!

48
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Book slave there
for, like -

49
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Five years now.

50
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Ah.- Jesus!
- I would have thought
I would've remembered you.

51
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Is it five years?
It might be the hair.

52
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What might?
It changes a lot. The color.

53
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That's why you might not
recognize me.

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It's called Blue Ruin,
Right.

55
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Snappy name, huh?
I like it.

56
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Anyway, this company
makes a whole line of colors

57
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With equally snappy names.

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Red-- Red Menace,
Yellow Fever,

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Green Revolution.

60
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That'd be a job,
coming up with those names.

61
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You think there could
possibly be a job like that?

62
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I mean, how many hair
colors could there be?

63
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Fifty, maybe.

64
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Someone's got that job.

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Agent Orange!
I came up with that one.

66
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I apply my personality
in a paste.

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Oh, I doubt that very much.

68
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Well, you don't know me,
so...

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You don't know, do you?

70
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Sorry. I was just--

71
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I'm trying to be nice.

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Yeah. I got it.

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My name's Clementine,
by the way.

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I'm Joel.

75
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Hi, Joel.
Hey.

76
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No jokes about my name.

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Oh, no, you wouldn't do that.

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You're trying to be nice.

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I don't know any jokes
about your name.

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Huckleberry Hound.

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I don't know what that means.

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Huckleberry Hound?

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What are you, nuts?
It's been suggested.

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- Oh, my darlin', oh, my darlin'
Oh, my darlin' Clementine -

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- You were lost
and gone forever -

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- Dreadful sorry
Clementine --

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No?
I'm sorry.

88
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Just- It's a pretty name, though.
It really is nice.

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It's, uh--
It means ''merciful.''

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Right? Clemency?

91
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Although it hardly fits.

92
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I'm a vindictive little bitch,
truth be told.

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Gee, I-I wouldn't
think that about you.

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Why wouldn't you
think that about me?

95
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I don't know...
I just--

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I don't know.
I just, uh--

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You seem nice, so--

98
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Oh, now I'm nice?

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Oh, God. Don't you know
any other adjectives?

100
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I don't need ''nice.''

101
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I don't need myself to be it, and -

102
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I don't need myself to be it,
and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.
Okay.

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Joel?

104
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It's Joel, right?

105
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Yes.

106
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I'm sorry I yelled at you.

107
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I'm a little out of sorts today.

108
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My embarrassing admission is,

109
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I really like
that you're nice

110
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Right now, I mean...

111
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I can't tell from one moment
to the next what I'm gonna like,

112
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But right now...

113
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I'm glad you are.

114
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I have so much stuff
that, uh, I

115
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Probably should, uh--

116
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Oh! I'm sorry. Okay.
I-I'm writing, and--

117
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No, no. I just--
Sure. No. That's okay.

118
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I just have--
You know, this is--
Okay.

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- Ohh! Hey!
- Take care, then.

120
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Jesus.!

121
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Hi!

122
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I could, uh, give you
a ride, if you need.

123
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It's cold.

124
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah?

125
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It is frosty.

126
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You're not a stalker
or anything, right?

127
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I'm not a stalker.
You're the one that talked to me.
Remember?

128
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That is the oldest trick
in the stalker book.

129
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Really?

130
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There's a stalker book?

131
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I gotta read that one.

132
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Look, I'm sorry if I
came off sorta nutso.

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I'm not, really.

134
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Oh, it's okay.

135
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I didn't think you were.

136
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Did you wanna have a drink?

137
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I have lots of drinks,
and I could, um--

138
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Um-- Never mind.

139
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Sorry. That was stupid.
I'm embarrassed now.

140
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No, no, no, no.
Good night, Joel.

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Two Blue Ruins.

142
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Thank you.
Drink up, young man.

143
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It'll make
the whole seduction part
less repugnant.

144
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I'm just kidding!
Come on!

145
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You're kinda closed-mouthed,
aren't you?

146
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I'm sorry. It's just,

147
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My life isn't that -

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Interesting.

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I go to work

150
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I come home.

151
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Don't know what to say.

152
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You should read my journal.

153
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I mean, it's just...

154
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Blank.
Really?

155
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Does that make you
sad or anxious?

156
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I mean,

157
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I'm always anxious, thinking
I'm not living my life

158
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To the fullest,

159
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Taking advantage
of every possibility,

160
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Making sure
I'm not wasting

161
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One second of the
little time I have.

162
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I think about that.
Yeah?

163
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You're really nice.

164
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Ohh!
God, I have to
stop saying that.

165
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I'm gonna marry you.

166
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I know it.

167
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Um... okay.

168
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Joel,

169
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You should come up to the
Charles with me sometime.

170
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It gets frozen this time of year.

171
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That sounds scary.
Exactly.

172
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I'll pack a picnic.

173
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A night picnic.

174
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Night picnic is
different. And, um,

175
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We could--
Sounds good.

176
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But I-- I should, uh, go.
Now.

177
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You should stay.
No, I really-- I'm--

178
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I--

179
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I have to get up so early.
I would like you to call me.

180
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Would you do that?

181
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I would like it.

182
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Yes.

183
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Wish me a happy Valentine's Day
when you call!

184
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That'd be nice.

185
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What took you so long?

186
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I just walked in.

187
00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:44,014
Mm-hmm. You miss me?

188
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:46,559
Yeah.
Oddly enough, I do.

189
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Oh! You said ''I do.''

190
00:13:48,938 --> 00:13:51,191
I guess that means were married.

191
00:13:51,191 --> 00:13:52,818
I guess so.

192
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Tomorrow night?

193
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Honeymoon on ice?

194
00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:57,949
It's really solid
this time of year.

195
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Whoa! I don't know.
Eee!

196
00:14:02,081 --> 00:14:04,000
Come on.
Come on, come on.

197
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,385
Oh. So beautiful.

198
00:14:12,678 --> 00:14:14,054
Isn't it?

199
00:14:18,561 --> 00:14:20,229
Uh, don't go too far.
- Whoo! Oww! Ow!
- Whoa! Oh!

200
00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:24,276
- Are you okay?
- Ouch!

201
00:14:28,282 --> 00:14:30,284
Ohh.! Oh, my ass.!

202
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,831
I think I should go back.
Come on!

203
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,917
Come on!
What if it breaks?

204
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,963
- ''What if'?
Do you really care right now?
- Huh?

205
00:14:39,631 --> 00:14:41,717
Come here. Please.

206
00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:51,647
Slidy-slidy.
Slidy-slidy.
Whoa!

207
00:14:52,439 --> 00:14:53,565
This is good.

208
00:14:53,608 --> 00:14:55,652
Here, let me show you
this one thing.
Whoa.

209
00:14:59,991 --> 00:15:01,200
Come on.

210
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,919
Think I heard a crack.

211
00:15:09,045 --> 00:15:11,298
It's not gonna crack

212
00:15:11,298 --> 00:15:14,009
Or break or-- It's so thick.

213
00:15:16,221 --> 00:15:18,724
Show me which constellations
you know.

214
00:15:19,058 --> 00:15:20,101
Um-- Oh.

215
00:15:21,729 --> 00:15:24,315
I don't... know any.

216
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,736
Show me
which ones you know.

217
00:15:27,737 --> 00:15:29,489
Okay.

218
00:15:30,741 --> 00:15:31,909
Okay.

219
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,748
Oh. Here's Osidius.

220
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:37,916
Where?

221
00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:41,921
Right there. See?
Sort of a swoop

222
00:15:41,922 --> 00:15:43,298
And a cross.

223
00:15:43,424 --> 00:15:45,843
Osidius the Emphatic.

224
00:15:47,138 --> 00:15:48,806
You're full of shit.
Right?

225
00:15:48,806 --> 00:15:51,142
Nope. Osidius is right there.

226
00:15:51,143 --> 00:15:53,020
Swoop and cross.

227
00:15:53,062 --> 00:15:55,607
Shut the fuck up!

228
00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:09,333
Clementine.

229
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,253
Cock-a-doodle-do.

230
00:16:14,132 --> 00:16:17,845
Hey. Hey.
Sorry to wake you,
but we're...

231
00:16:18,179 --> 00:16:19,263
Here.

232
00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:30,570
Can I come over
to your house...

233
00:16:32,073 --> 00:16:33,908
To sleep?

234
00:16:33,908 --> 00:16:35,576
I'm so tired.

235
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,915
Okay. Um, yeah.

236
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,460
Sure.
Let me get my toothbrush.
Yeah. Oh. Just--

237
00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:05,784
Yes?

238
00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:08,203
Can I help you?

239
00:17:08,454 --> 00:17:09,830
What do you mean?

240
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,835
Can I help you with something?

241
00:17:14,462 --> 00:17:15,797
No.

242
00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:18,343
What are you doing here?

243
00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:21,346
I'm not really sure
what you're asking me.

244
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:25,644
Oh. Thanks.

245
00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:11,038
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

246
00:19:13,914 --> 00:19:15,708
We're looking for 1 59.

247
00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,418
What number's that?

248
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,461
I don't know where that is.

249
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,423
Jesus Christ, you'd think
they'd light the number,

250
00:19:21,465 --> 00:19:23,217
or at least put a number on--

251
00:19:23,259 --> 00:19:25,136
Is that him?
I think so.
Yeah, that's him.

252
00:19:26,305 --> 00:19:27,306
That's him.

253
00:19:42,577 --> 00:19:43,578
Hey, Joel.

254
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,996
Frank.

255
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,335
Oh, shit.

256
00:19:50,004 --> 00:19:53,675
Jesus. The only
Valentine's Day cards I get
are from my mother.

257
00:19:53,717 --> 00:19:55,344
How pathetic is that, huh?

258
00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:57,722
You're lucky
you have Clementine, man.

259
00:19:57,722 --> 00:19:59,724
She is way cool.

260
00:20:00,059 --> 00:20:02,812
Hey, you got any big
Valentine's Day plans with her?

261
00:20:06,609 --> 00:20:07,735
No.

262
00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:10,572
Well, it's only a day away.
Better make some reservations
or something.

263
00:20:10,614 --> 00:20:12,491
Don't want to end up
at Mickey D's. Right?

264
00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:14,745
McRomance!

265
00:20:14,912 --> 00:20:16,414
You want some fries
with that shake?

266
00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:20,002
I have to, uh,
go to sleep now, Frank.

267
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,379
But, is the 8:30.

268
00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:52,837
Patrick, stop it.

269
00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:12,489
Ohh! Okay.

270
00:21:13,532 --> 00:21:14,867
Okay. Okay.

271
00:21:19,957 --> 00:21:21,500
Showtime at the Apollo.

272
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,622
Hey, Joel. What's up?

273
00:21:52,042 --> 00:21:53,377
Oh. Hi, Frank.

274
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:02,055
I only get Valentine's Day cards
from my mom.

275
00:22:02,138 --> 00:22:04,015
How pathetic is that?

276
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:07,186
You're lucky
you have Clementine, Joel.

277
00:22:07,521 --> 00:22:11,442
Hey, you got, uh, any, uh, big
Valentine's Day plans with her?

278
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,403
No.

279
00:22:14,029 --> 00:22:17,450
It's only a day away.
Better make a reservation
or something.

280
00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:20,120
Don't wanna end up
at Mickey D's.

281
00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:23,416
Oh, no.!
Yes.! Valentine's Day

282
00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:26,421
is three goddamn days away.!
I want it resolved.

283
00:22:26,838 --> 00:22:28,632
I'm willing to be
the one to resolve it.

284
00:22:28,674 --> 00:22:29,800
So I call her,

285
00:22:29,842 --> 00:22:31,886
And she's changed her number.

286
00:22:32,387 --> 00:22:34,431
So I walked over to Antic Attic,
you know,

287
00:22:34,431 --> 00:22:35,682
to get her something.

288
00:22:35,725 --> 00:22:37,393
I thought I'd go over to work,

289
00:22:37,894 --> 00:22:40,731
give her an early valentine, and--

290
00:22:40,898 --> 00:22:42,400
You won't believe it.

291
00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:45,237
She's there with...

292
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:49,034
This guy,
this really young guy.

293
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:53,457
And she looks at me like
she doesn't even know who I am.

294
00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:55,126
Excuse me?

295
00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:57,837
Can I help you
find something, sir?

296
00:23:01,509 --> 00:23:05,305
Hey, Clem-ato.
Patrick!

297
00:23:05,348 --> 00:23:07,183
Baby boy.

298
00:23:10,772 --> 00:23:12,983
What you doing here, baby?
Just came to surprise you.

299
00:23:12,983 --> 00:23:14,818
Let me know
if you need something, sir.

300
00:23:15,486 --> 00:23:16,862
You look good.

301
00:23:17,823 --> 00:23:18,824
How are you?

302
00:23:18,866 --> 00:23:21,244
Pretty good.
Pretty bored. Pretty tired.

303
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,562
Why?
Why would she do that to me?

304
00:23:45,526 --> 00:23:47,445
Hey, does anybody want a joint?

305
00:23:48,071 --> 00:23:51,075
Oh, God, Rob, give it a rest.

306
00:23:51,117 --> 00:23:53,328
Oh, God.
She's punishing me.

307
00:23:53,370 --> 00:23:55,539
I know, honey.
For being honest.
It's horrible.

308
00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:57,417
I should just go to her house.
No.! No, no, no.

309
00:23:57,459 --> 00:23:58,919
You don't wanna go there, man.

310
00:23:58,961 --> 00:24:00,588
You don't wanna go there.
Get off.

311
00:24:01,464 --> 00:24:02,924
It's too-- Right.

312
00:24:03,092 --> 00:24:05,261
Yeah.
I don't want to seem desperate.

313
00:24:05,553 --> 00:24:07,639
Joel, why don't you just
see this as a sign,

314
00:24:07,973 --> 00:24:10,684
Make a clean break. Right?

315
00:24:15,483 --> 00:24:16,818
All right, Joel,

316
00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:19,029
look, man, seriously.
Rob.!

317
00:24:19,071 --> 00:24:20,990
Here's the deal.
Don't do that.

318
00:24:21,032 --> 00:24:22,492
Rob, what are you doing?

319
00:24:22,534 --> 00:24:24,995
No, no, no, no.
What's your fucking suggestion, Carrie?

320
00:24:25,037 --> 00:24:27,331
What's your brilliant, reasoned solution?
You're gonna make this

321
00:24:27,374 --> 00:24:28,834
About our shit now?
This isn't about us.

322
00:24:28,876 --> 00:24:31,379
I agree. It's not about us.
It's about Joel,

323
00:24:31,421 --> 00:24:34,967
who's an adult.
Okay?
Not Mama Carrie's kid.

324
00:24:36,928 --> 00:24:38,012
- What are you--

325
00:24:41,017 --> 00:24:42,185
That's great.

326
00:24:42,227 --> 00:24:43,562
That's good.

327
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,538
Okay.

328
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,749
"Clementine Kruczynski has had
Joel Barish erased from her memory.

329
00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:01,127
Please, never mention their
relationship to her again.

330
00:25:01,127 --> 00:25:03,087
Thank you.
Lacuna Inc.

331
00:25:03,422 --> 00:25:05,466
What is it?
I don't know.

332
00:25:05,592 --> 00:25:07,302
It's some place that does a thing.

333
00:25:20,236 --> 00:25:21,612
Good morning. Lacuna.

334
00:25:22,948 --> 00:25:26,452
No, I'm sorry.
That offer expired
after the new year.

335
00:25:28,622 --> 00:25:31,500
Yeah, sure.
We can fit you in--

336
00:25:31,501 --> 00:25:33,086
How about on the fifth?

337
00:25:34,005 --> 00:25:35,548
That's a Wednesday.

338
00:25:36,007 --> 00:25:37,842
All right, great.
Could you spell that, please?

339
00:25:38,844 --> 00:25:41,180
Okay, and we'll need
a daytime phone number.

340
00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:44,727
Great. Have a nice day.

341
00:25:44,727 --> 00:25:45,853
See you then.

342
00:25:45,895 --> 00:25:47,480
May I help you?

343
00:25:47,523 --> 00:25:49,776
I'm Joel Barish.
Excuse me?

344
00:25:50,819 --> 00:25:52,738
I'm Joel. Barish.

345
00:25:53,030 --> 00:25:55,700
I have an appointment with Dr.--
Mierzwiak.

346
00:25:56,493 --> 00:25:57,869
- Here. Could you please fill this out?

347
00:25:57,912 --> 00:25:59,080
- I just want to talk to him.

348
00:25:59,121 --> 00:26:01,040
You still need to
fill the form out, sir.

349
00:26:01,082 --> 00:26:02,709
Really?
- Thank you.
- Great.

350
00:26:05,463 --> 00:26:06,965
I don't have a pen.

351
00:26:07,007 --> 00:26:08,550
There's a pen right there.

352
00:26:10,387 --> 00:26:11,555
Good morning. Lacuna.
Oh.

353
00:26:12,055 --> 00:26:15,976
Oh, yeah, that offer. That's done now.
That expired after the new year.

354
00:26:16,019 --> 00:26:17,437
Mr. Barish?

355
00:26:20,442 --> 00:26:23,529
How are we today?
Not too good, actually.

356
00:26:24,614 --> 00:26:26,741
Boo.!
Oh, my God! Stan!

357
00:26:27,284 --> 00:26:29,453
Sorry.
Sorry, I was just--
I'm working!

358
00:26:29,495 --> 00:26:30,496
Sorry. Sorry.

359
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,836
Here, Doctor.
Thank you.

360
00:26:35,629 --> 00:26:37,506
You should not
have seen this.

361
00:26:37,548 --> 00:26:39,091
I apologize.

362
00:26:43,973 --> 00:26:46,226
This is a hoax, right?
I mean, this is Clem--

363
00:26:46,268 --> 00:26:47,644
I assure you, no.

364
00:26:47,686 --> 00:26:48,979
No.

365
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,491
Mm-mmm.
There's no such thing as this.

366
00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:02,038
Look, our files are confidential,
Mr. Barish,

367
00:27:02,081 --> 00:27:04,083
So I can't show you evidence.

368
00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:09,715
Suffice it to say that Miss, uh--
Miss Kruczynski was not happy,

369
00:27:10,550 --> 00:27:12,427
And she wanted to move on.

370
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,056
We provide that possibility.

371
00:27:15,098 --> 00:27:16,474
''Miss Kruczynski was not happy

372
00:27:16,892 --> 00:27:18,727
And wanted to move on.

373
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,897
We provide
that possibility.''

374
00:27:22,191 --> 00:27:23,734
What the hell is that?

375
00:27:24,068 --> 00:27:26,321
Nicest guy
she ever went out with.

376
00:27:26,321 --> 00:27:27,739
Oww.! Fuck.!

377
00:27:28,741 --> 00:27:31,411
God, Rob! Give it a rest!

378
00:27:31,453 --> 00:27:33,580
It's okay. It's all right.
Carrie, I am making

379
00:27:33,623 --> 00:27:35,125
A birdhouse.

380
00:27:37,795 --> 00:27:41,299
What can I say, Joel?
You know Clementine. She's like that.

381
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,302
She's impulsive.

382
00:27:43,344 --> 00:27:46,681
She decided to erase you
almost as a lark.

383
00:27:50,896 --> 00:27:52,481
A lark.

384
00:27:59,491 --> 00:28:01,410
Wait, wait, wait, wait.!

385
00:28:01,452 --> 00:28:03,496
I'm sorry, Doctor.
He just barged right in here.

386
00:28:03,538 --> 00:28:04,539
Okay.

387
00:28:04,956 --> 00:28:07,501
I want it done. I told him
pre-Valentine's Day
is our busy time.

388
00:28:07,501 --> 00:28:09,503
- Oh, th-th-that's-- that's okay, Mary.

389
00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:10,880
- But there are people waiting.

390
00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:13,717
Mr. Barish, if you'd like to, uh--
to come inside.

391
00:28:13,801 --> 00:28:16,220
And, Mary, if you could take care of Mrs. Woo.
Yes, of course.

392
00:28:16,263 --> 00:28:17,556
Good-bye, Mrs. Woo.

393
00:28:21,895 --> 00:28:24,565
Now, the, uh--

394
00:28:24,649 --> 00:28:27,569
The first thing
we need you to do, Mr. Barish,

395
00:28:27,570 --> 00:28:32,952
is to go home...
and collect everything you own
that has some association

396
00:28:32,994 --> 00:28:34,579
with Clementine.

397
00:28:35,163 --> 00:28:36,331
Anything.

398
00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:42,256
And we'll use these
items to create a map

399
00:28:42,298 --> 00:28:44,717
of Clementine in your brain.
Okay?

400
00:28:45,177 --> 00:28:47,054
So we'll need, uh,

401
00:28:47,763 --> 00:28:50,516
uh, photos, clothing, gifts,

402
00:28:50,767 --> 00:28:53,020
books she may have bought you,

403
00:28:53,062 --> 00:28:55,273
CDs you may have bought together,

404
00:28:55,691 --> 00:28:57,276
journal entries.

405
00:28:57,985 --> 00:28:59,862
We want to empty your home--

406
00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,491
We want to empty your life

407
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:03,700
of Clementine.

408
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,829
And after the mapping is done,

409
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:08,999
our technicians will do the erasing
in your home tonight.

410
00:29:09,334 --> 00:29:12,171
That way, when you awake
in the morning,

411
00:29:12,672 --> 00:29:15,258
you'll find yourself in your own bed

412
00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:17,511
as if nothing had happened--

413
00:29:17,553 --> 00:29:19,680
a new life awaiting you.

414
00:29:23,853 --> 00:29:25,188
Wake up, buddy!

415
00:29:31,029 --> 00:29:32,864
No, I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel.

416
00:29:33,366 --> 00:29:36,578
You can't have the procedure done
three times in one month.

417
00:29:37,872 --> 00:29:39,582
Well, it's just not our policy--

418
00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:41,585
How are you today, Mr. Barish?

419
00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:44,130
Hello. I'm right here.

420
00:29:44,798 --> 00:29:47,927
I know it's an emergency,
and we'll do everything we can--
We can fit you

421
00:29:47,927 --> 00:29:49,095
In on the first of March.

422
00:29:49,137 --> 00:29:51,807
Maybe you could talk to the doctor,
a-and he--

423
00:29:53,101 --> 00:29:54,811
All right, so let's make an appointment.

424
00:29:54,811 --> 00:29:56,980
What day would you like
to come in this week?

425
00:29:56,981 --> 00:30:00,193
Mr. Barish.
Um, he's really busy
this afternoon.

426
00:30:01,111 --> 00:30:04,490
Maybe tomorrow would be better.
Around 12:15? Can you do that?

427
00:30:05,659 --> 00:30:08,621
February is very busy for us
because of Valentine's Day.

428
00:30:15,464 --> 00:30:20,303
This is, uh, Stan Fink,
one of our most experienced
and skilled technicians.

429
00:30:22,014 --> 00:30:24,475
He'll be handling
your case tonight.

430
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,186
Great to meet you,

431
00:30:27,355 --> 00:30:28,857
My name is Joel Barish,

432
00:30:28,857 --> 00:30:33,237
And I'm here to erase
Clementine Kruczynski.

433
00:30:34,197 --> 00:30:36,825
Very good.
Now, tell me about,

434
00:30:37,243 --> 00:30:39,078
Uh, Clementine.

435
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,957
Uh, I was...

436
00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,918
Living with this woman,

437
00:30:44,461 --> 00:30:45,712
Naomi,

438
00:30:46,881 --> 00:30:48,216
Uh, a couple years ago,

439
00:30:48,383 --> 00:30:52,179
And my friends Rob and Carrie
invited us to this party at the beach--

440
00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:53,556
I don't like parties.

441
00:30:53,598 --> 00:30:55,558
Naomi couldn't go, but

442
00:30:55,601 --> 00:30:58,229
I went...
and I, uh,

443
00:30:58,646 --> 00:31:00,398
met Clementine.

444
00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:03,236
I'm sorry.

445
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:07,241
Let's start with
your most recent memories... and

446
00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:09,160
Work backwards from there,
more or less.

447
00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:13,082
There's an emotional core...
to each of our memories,

448
00:31:13,124 --> 00:31:15,335
And when you eradicate that core

449
00:31:15,335 --> 00:31:18,005
It starts its degradation process.

450
00:31:18,256 --> 00:31:19,799
By the time you wake up
in the morning,

451
00:31:19,841 --> 00:31:23,387
All the memories we've targeted
will have withered and disappeared,

452
00:31:24,181 --> 00:31:26,350
As in a dream upon waking.

453
00:31:26,559 --> 00:31:29,104
Is there any risk
of brain damage?

454
00:31:29,563 --> 00:31:32,608
Well, uh, technically speaking,

455
00:31:32,609 --> 00:31:34,611
The procedure is brain damage,
but

456
00:31:34,611 --> 00:31:37,656
It's on a par with
a night of heavy drinking.

457
00:31:38,324 --> 00:31:40,034
Nothing you'll miss.

458
00:31:41,328 --> 00:31:43,038
Comfortable?

459
00:31:43,331 --> 00:31:45,417
What we're doing here, Mr. Barish,

460
00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:48,045
Is actually creating a map of your brain.

461
00:31:48,046 --> 00:31:49,881
Okay, let's get started.

462
00:31:49,882 --> 00:31:51,717
If we want to get
this procedure underway tonight,

463
00:31:51,717 --> 00:31:53,427
we have some work to do.

464
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,431
I want you to react
to these objects, Mr. Barish,

465
00:31:56,432 --> 00:31:58,392
If you will.

466
00:32:01,021 --> 00:32:03,732
There's a good story
behind this one--
Uh, actually, Mr. Barish,

467
00:32:03,775 --> 00:32:08,155
I'll get a much better
emotional readout...
if you refrain from any sort of

468
00:32:08,156 --> 00:32:09,866
Verbal description of the items.

469
00:32:09,908 --> 00:32:11,743
Just try to focus on the memories.

470
00:32:11,911 --> 00:32:13,371
Oh. Sorry. Okay.

471
00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:19,253
Healthy activity up there again.
Healthy readouts.

472
00:32:19,254 --> 00:32:20,505
Very good.

473
00:32:20,923 --> 00:32:22,216
- Here's another object.
That's so--

474
00:32:23,426 --> 00:32:24,969
Next item.

475
00:32:25,429 --> 00:32:26,847
Okay.

476
00:32:28,266 --> 00:32:30,226
Potato head.

477
00:32:30,311 --> 00:32:32,146
- Next item.

478
00:32:34,191 --> 00:32:35,859
Just focus on the memories.

479
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:38,613
Patrick, do me a favor.

480
00:32:39,364 --> 00:32:41,450
Hey, Patrick,
do me a favor, will ya?

481
00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:44,704
Can you check the voltage regulator?
Yeah.

482
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:47,166
What do we got there?
Uh, voltage looks fine.

483
00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:49,836
Really?
Well, I'm not wiping
as clean

484
00:32:49,878 --> 00:32:51,505
As I like here.

485
00:33:02,228 --> 00:33:04,898
Check the, uh--
Check the connections, please.

486
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,528
Oh, there you are.
I--

487
00:33:14,328 --> 00:33:16,038
Why am I--

488
00:33:16,581 --> 00:33:18,583
I don't understand
what I'm looking at.

489
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:20,127
Why am I

490
00:33:20,169 --> 00:33:21,629
Standing here and--

491
00:33:21,629 --> 00:33:23,589
Oh, my God.
Déjà vu.

492
00:33:24,258 --> 00:33:25,760
Déjà vu.

493
00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:29,097
This is so--
All right, we should get started.

494
00:33:29,139 --> 00:33:32,059
If we're gonna get the procedure...
underway tonight, we have some work to do.

495
00:33:32,435 --> 00:33:34,187
I'm in my head already,
aren't I?

496
00:33:35,064 --> 00:33:36,524
I suppose so. Uh,

497
00:33:37,275 --> 00:33:39,778
This is about right.

498
00:33:39,945 --> 00:33:41,780
This is what it--
This is what it would look like.

499
00:33:43,909 --> 00:33:45,536
Very good.

500
00:33:45,953 --> 00:33:48,498
We'll dispose of these mementos
when we're done here.

501
00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:50,292
That way you won't be confused later by

502
00:33:50,334 --> 00:33:52,837
Their unexplainable presence in your home.
Ah, there we go.

503
00:33:54,173 --> 00:33:55,841
Patrick?
Yeah?

504
00:33:57,010 --> 00:33:58,678
Patrick, can you check--
Patrick,

505
00:33:59,179 --> 00:34:00,889
I'm getting some sort of readout
of my own voice.
Patrick?

506
00:34:01,182 --> 00:34:03,935
- Patrick?
- Why are there so many wires?
-A lot of equipment.

507
00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:06,898
- Does that help?

508
00:34:10,528 --> 00:34:13,073
How's that?
How are you today,
Mr. Barish?

509
00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:15,701
- I don't know if I like this.

510
00:34:15,743 --> 00:34:17,036
- Think I might try this, then.

511
00:34:17,537 --> 00:34:18,788
We're almost done now.

512
00:34:18,789 --> 00:34:20,332
Mmm. Journal.

513
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:21,709
That would be invaluable.

514
00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:24,796
''I met someone tonight.

515
00:34:24,839 --> 00:34:27,592
I don't know what to do.
Her name is Clementine,

516
00:34:27,634 --> 00:34:29,594
and she's amazing. ''

517
00:34:30,054 --> 00:34:32,056
- Whoa! Jesus!
What? What?

518
00:34:32,098 --> 00:34:33,141
Come on! Careful!

519
00:34:33,183 --> 00:34:34,643
Step back!

520
00:34:34,935 --> 00:34:36,437
Just take it easy.

521
00:34:37,439 --> 00:34:38,440
That's fine.

522
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,651
Let's not roach the guy.

523
00:34:44,782 --> 00:34:46,242
All right, you got that one.

524
00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:48,119
This place is sort of a dump,
don't you think?

525
00:34:48,161 --> 00:34:50,121
It's an apartment, Patrick.

526
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:55,045
Well, not a dump, then,
but sorta plain.

527
00:34:55,087 --> 00:34:56,630
Uninspired.

528
00:34:57,006 --> 00:34:59,467
And there's sort of
a stale smell.

529
00:34:59,927 --> 00:35:01,053
Patrick,

530
00:35:01,095 --> 00:35:02,221
can we just

531
00:35:02,222 --> 00:35:05,810
please get through this?
We got a very long night
ahead of us.

532
00:35:05,852 --> 00:35:07,312
Yeah. Yeah.
Come on.

533
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,530
This is the last time I saw you.

534
00:35:30,551 --> 00:35:32,053
It's 3:00.

535
00:35:32,095 --> 00:35:36,809
I kinda sorta wrecked your car.

536
00:35:36,810 --> 00:35:39,647
Were you driving drunk?
It's pathetic.

537
00:35:41,149 --> 00:35:43,694
I was a little tipsy.

538
00:35:43,902 --> 00:35:45,237
Don't call me pathetic.

539
00:35:45,279 --> 00:35:46,739
Well, it is pathetic.

540
00:35:46,781 --> 00:35:48,324
It's fucking irresponsible.

541
00:35:48,367 --> 00:35:50,244
Could've killed somebody.
Oh, God.

542
00:35:50,286 --> 00:35:53,415
Maybe you did kill somebody.
Should we turn on the news and see?

543
00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:56,627
Oh, Christ.!
Should I check the grill to see
if there's any children or

544
00:35:56,628 --> 00:35:58,797
small animals?
It's just a fucking dent, Joel.

545
00:35:58,839 --> 00:36:00,299
You're like an old lady or something.

546
00:36:00,299 --> 00:36:02,093
Well, what are you like?

547
00:36:03,345 --> 00:36:05,347
A wino?
A wino?

548
00:36:05,348 --> 00:36:08,352
Jesus, are you from the '50s
or something?

549
00:36:08,393 --> 00:36:09,978
A wino?

550
00:36:11,189 --> 00:36:13,984
Face it, Joely.
You're freaked out because

551
00:36:14,026 --> 00:36:16,696
I was out late without you,

552
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,408
And in your little wormy brain...

553
00:36:19,825 --> 00:36:21,660
You're trying to figure out,

554
00:36:21,745 --> 00:36:23,998
Did she fuck someone tonight?

555
00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,126
No, see, Clem,

556
00:36:27,335 --> 00:36:29,713
I assume you fucked
someone tonight.

557
00:36:30,465 --> 00:36:33,093
Isn't that how you get people
to like you?

558
00:36:43,732 --> 00:36:45,567
I'm sorry. Okay?

559
00:36:46,236 --> 00:36:48,405
Clem, I didn't mean it.
All right?

560
00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:56,248
Clem?
Your keys.

561
00:36:56,291 --> 00:36:58,418
I was just--
I won't need them anymore.
I was just--

562
00:36:59,754 --> 00:37:02,424
Angry or annoyed or something,
I don't know.

563
00:37:09,934 --> 00:37:11,102
Clem?

564
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:14,649
Got it.

565
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,821
Mary's coming over tonight.
Yeah?

566
00:37:18,863 --> 00:37:20,990
Yeah.
Just thought you'd wanna know.

567
00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:22,658
I like Mary.

568
00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:25,162
I like when she comes to visit.
I just don't think she likes me.

569
00:37:25,163 --> 00:37:26,665
She likes you okay.

570
00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:30,544
Maybe I should invite my girlfriend over.

571
00:37:30,545 --> 00:37:33,006
I have a girlfriend now.
Do whatever you want.

572
00:37:33,215 --> 00:37:35,509
Did I tell you I have--
Yeah.

573
00:37:40,850 --> 00:37:42,518
Did I tell you I have--
I have a girlfriend ?

574
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:44,563
We gotta focus here, Patrick.

575
00:37:45,523 --> 00:37:46,899
Yeah, the thing is,

576
00:37:46,983 --> 00:37:48,651
Our situation is--

577
00:37:49,487 --> 00:37:51,197
Is a little weird.

578
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:52,866
My girlfriend situation.

579
00:37:52,992 --> 00:37:54,535
I'm sure it is.

580
00:37:55,203 --> 00:37:56,746
You gotta be--

581
00:38:22,698 --> 00:38:24,408
Clem, let me drive you home.

582
00:38:24,450 --> 00:38:26,953
Get out of my face, faggot.!

583
00:38:28,122 --> 00:38:29,624
Look at it out here.!

584
00:38:29,665 --> 00:38:31,292
It's all falling apart.!

585
00:38:32,085 --> 00:38:34,296
I'm erasing you, and I'm happy!

586
00:38:34,338 --> 00:38:36,507
You did it to me first!

587
00:38:36,550 --> 00:38:38,636
I can't believe
you did this to me.

588
00:38:40,597 --> 00:38:42,808
Clem! Can you hear me?

589
00:38:43,184 --> 00:38:45,687
By morning you'll be gone!

590
00:38:45,854 --> 00:38:49,358
The perfect ending
to this piece-of-shit story!

591
00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:57,536
with a girl being attracted to me?

592
00:38:57,578 --> 00:39:00,832
Is that a problem?
No, I think it's... funny.

593
00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:03,043
So, who do you think's better-looking,

594
00:39:03,085 --> 00:39:04,378
me or this guy?

595
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:06,214
Patrick, let's focus, buddy.

596
00:39:06,339 --> 00:39:08,341
Remember that girl
we did last week?

597
00:39:09,010 --> 00:39:11,596
The one with the... potatoes?

598
00:39:14,058 --> 00:39:15,434
That girl?

599
00:39:15,477 --> 00:39:17,229
That's this guy's girl.

600
00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:19,064
Friend.

601
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,901
Was. We

602
00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:23,570
took care of that.

603
00:39:23,613 --> 00:39:25,115
Well, uh...

604
00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:27,617
I kinda fell in love with her
that night.

605
00:39:27,952 --> 00:39:31,790
What? You little fuck--
What?

606
00:39:31,790 --> 00:39:33,792
She was unconscious, man.

607
00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:36,796
Well, she was beautiful, and...

608
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,800
I stole a pair of her panties
as well.

609
00:39:43,222 --> 00:39:46,142
Jesus! What?
It's not like--

610
00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:47,352
I mean, they were clean and all.

611
00:39:47,394 --> 00:39:49,772
Don't tell me this stuff, man!
I don't wanna hear this shit!

612
00:39:49,772 --> 00:39:52,400
They were clean.!
What? D-Don't.! Stop.!

613
00:39:52,443 --> 00:39:54,487
Okay. Yeah.! All right.!

614
00:39:54,487 --> 00:39:55,738
Okay.
Fine

615
00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:57,490
Give me my papers.

616
00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:20,229
After we did her, I kind of...

617
00:40:26,655 --> 00:40:28,365
Jesus.
Jesus, Patrick.!

618
00:40:34,249 --> 00:40:36,585
How unethical-- It's

619
00:40:36,627 --> 00:40:38,379
Not really that bad.

620
00:40:38,755 --> 00:40:41,508
What? Get that look off your face.
What's wrong?

621
00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:44,762
Patrick, you stole a girl's panties.!

622
00:40:56,653 --> 00:40:58,196
There's someone here.

623
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,160
He stole your underwear.

624
00:41:02,369 --> 00:41:03,829
I don't see anyone.

625
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,023
Joel?

626
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,025
Where are my boots?

627
00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:45,760
I'm fucking crawling
out of my skin!

628
00:41:47,763 --> 00:41:50,099
Should've left you
at the flea market.

629
00:42:03,451 --> 00:42:04,953
Wanna go?

630
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,416
I want to have a baby.

631
00:42:09,459 --> 00:42:11,419
Let's talk about it later.

632
00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:14,007
No! I want to have a baby.

633
00:42:15,509 --> 00:42:17,219
I don't think we're ready.

634
00:42:18,221 --> 00:42:19,848
You're not ready.

635
00:42:21,517 --> 00:42:23,853
Clem, do you really think
you could take care of a kid?

636
00:42:24,521 --> 00:42:26,356
Devils, What?

637
00:42:28,192 --> 00:42:29,902
I don't wanna
talk about it here.

638
00:42:29,945 --> 00:42:32,865
I can't hear you.
I can never the fuck understand
what you're saying.

639
00:42:32,907 --> 00:42:34,534
I don't wanna talk about this!
Fucking ventriloquist!

640
00:42:35,077 --> 00:42:37,204
We're fucking
gonna talk about it!
I... don't...

641
00:42:37,246 --> 00:42:39,206
Want... to--
You can't just say something like that

642
00:42:39,249 --> 00:42:41,209
And say you don't wanna talk about it!
I'm sorry, Clem.

643
00:42:41,251 --> 00:42:44,129
I'd make a fucking good mother!
I love children,

644
00:42:44,172 --> 00:42:47,885
I'm creative and smart,
and I'd make a fucking great mother!
Oh, God-- Mmm!

645
00:42:48,219 --> 00:42:51,556
It's you, Joel. It's you
who can't commit to anything!

646
00:42:51,599 --> 00:42:54,477
It's going! It's going!
You have no idea how lucky you are
I'm interested in you!

647
00:42:54,519 --> 00:42:57,439
Maybe I should end this
right here, Joel!

648
00:42:57,648 --> 00:43:01,486
Leave you at the flea market
with this stupid costume jewelry!
It's done. This is crap.

649
00:43:01,779 --> 00:43:05,492
Maybe you could find yourself
an antique rocking chair to die in!
All the pain, confusion--

650
00:43:14,462 --> 00:43:16,297
Oh. Hi, Patrick.
Hi, Mary. How's it goin'?

651
00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:18,050
Hey, you.
Oh, it's freezing outside.

652
00:43:18,468 --> 00:43:20,804
Find us okay?
Yeah.

653
00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:29,816
Poor guy.

654
00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:36,783
Don't you have
anything real to drink?
Uh, we haven't really

655
00:43:36,826 --> 00:43:39,037
checked yet.
Patrick?

656
00:43:39,037 --> 00:43:40,372
Uh, yeah.

657
00:43:40,372 --> 00:43:42,207
Uh, let me do the honors.

658
00:43:43,877 --> 00:43:45,545
Mary hates me.

659
00:43:45,713 --> 00:43:47,715
Never really had much luck
with the ladies.

660
00:43:47,757 --> 00:43:50,385
Maybe if you stop
stealing their panties.

661
00:43:51,887 --> 00:43:55,850
Stan. Stan.
There's more.
No! Yes. No!

662
00:44:00,733 --> 00:44:02,777
Oh, you didn't want any,
did you, Patrick?

663
00:44:02,819 --> 00:44:04,863
Uh, no, that's okay.
Wait.

664
00:44:06,198 --> 00:44:08,576
''Blessed are the forgetful,
for they get the better

665
00:44:08,618 --> 00:44:10,412
Even of their blunders.''

666
00:44:21,469 --> 00:44:23,054
That's Nietzsche.

667
00:44:23,221 --> 00:44:26,308
Beyond Good and Evil.
I found it in my Bartlett's.

668
00:44:26,809 --> 00:44:28,519
What's your Bartlett's?

669
00:44:29,187 --> 00:44:30,814
It's a quote book, Patrick.

670
00:44:30,856 --> 00:44:33,150
It's a book of quotations.

671
00:44:33,151 --> 00:44:35,487
I think Howard
will be in Bartlett's
one day.

672
00:44:35,529 --> 00:44:37,823
Definitely.
Howard is pure Bartlett's.

673
00:44:41,495 --> 00:44:43,330
Can you wake him up?
-No

674
00:44:43,373 --> 00:44:45,167
You can't wake him up.

675
00:44:53,511 --> 00:44:55,722
You don't tell me things, Joel.

676
00:44:57,392 --> 00:44:59,227
I'm an open book.

677
00:45:00,729 --> 00:45:02,731
I tell you everything.

678
00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:10,617
You don't trust me.

679
00:45:11,077 --> 00:45:14,498
Constantly talking
isn't necessarily communicating.

680
00:45:16,918 --> 00:45:18,586
I don't do that.

681
00:45:21,257 --> 00:45:23,426
I want to know you.

682
00:45:26,138 --> 00:45:28,224
I don't constantly talk.

683
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,935
Jesus!

684
00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:34,399
People have to
share things, Joel.
Mm-hmm.

685
00:45:35,526 --> 00:45:37,653
That's what intimacy is.

686
00:45:38,572 --> 00:45:40,866
I'm really pissed
that you said that to me.

687
00:45:40,908 --> 00:45:42,368
I'm sorry.

688
00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:45,956
It just-- really just
isn't that interesting.

689
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,045
I wanna read some of those journals
you're constantly scribbling in.

690
00:45:50,087 --> 00:45:53,675
What do you write in there
if you don't have any thoughts
or passions or...

691
00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:55,344
love?

692
00:46:02,353 --> 00:46:06,358
November 19, 2003.

693
00:46:07,110 --> 00:46:09,696
Dinner at Kang's again.

694
00:46:11,699 --> 00:46:14,369
Are we like those poor couples...

695
00:46:15,287 --> 00:46:17,540
you feel sorry for in restaurants?

696
00:46:18,083 --> 00:46:19,793
Are we the dining dead?

697
00:46:20,711 --> 00:46:24,424
I can't stand the idea of us being
a couple people think that about.

698
00:46:33,770 --> 00:46:35,105
How's the chicken?

699
00:46:36,149 --> 00:46:37,525
Good.

700
00:46:38,777 --> 00:46:41,530
More?
No. No. Thank you.

701
00:46:44,451 --> 00:46:46,787
She's gonna be drunk
and stupid now.

702
00:46:47,288 --> 00:46:49,582
Hey, would you
do me a favor...

703
00:46:49,583 --> 00:46:52,545
And clean the goddamn hair off the soap
when you're done in the shower?

704
00:46:52,587 --> 00:46:54,005
Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
It's really...

705
00:46:54,715 --> 00:46:56,467
- Gross.
- gross.

706
00:46:58,971 --> 00:47:00,306
- It's just--

707
00:47:00,473 --> 00:47:02,809
- Repulsive.
It's repulsive.

708
00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:10,861
Patrick, can we get through this?

709
00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:12,822
Patrick...

710
00:47:15,868 --> 00:47:17,203
Patrick...

711
00:47:18,789 --> 00:47:20,791
I'm so miserable right now.

712
00:47:21,542 --> 00:47:22,710
Why? What's wrong?

713
00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:25,922
I don't know.
I'm so confused.!

714
00:47:26,215 --> 00:47:27,550
Can I help you
find something, sir?

715
00:47:27,592 --> 00:47:30,888
Confused? What are you confused about?
Everything's fine.

716
00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:42,236
Do you love me?
Of course I do.

717
00:47:42,571 --> 00:47:44,490
Where's the self-help section?

718
00:47:45,575 --> 00:47:48,996
Do you think I'm ugly?
No.! You're beautiful.!

719
00:47:49,204 --> 00:47:51,665
Maybe I should come over.
No, no.

720
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:55,295
I don't know.
I-I'm a mess, Patrick.

721
00:47:55,338 --> 00:47:56,172
No...

722
00:47:56,214 --> 00:47:58,508
Well, just let me come over.
I'll cheer you up.

723
00:47:58,675 --> 00:47:59,843
Okay.

724
00:47:59,885 --> 00:48:01,512
Stan, can I leave for a while?

725
00:48:01,805 --> 00:48:03,765
My girlfriend's really upset.
Patrick...

726
00:48:04,099 --> 00:48:07,395
We're right in the middle
of erasing this poor man's--
Let him go, Stan!

727
00:48:07,646 --> 00:48:09,314
Let him go. I'll help.

728
00:48:10,608 --> 00:48:14,279
See? How hard can it be?
- She hates me.
She wants me to go. - Go.

729
00:48:17,117 --> 00:48:18,827
I'll be right over, Tangerine.

730
00:48:18,994 --> 00:48:20,162
You like?

731
00:48:24,001 --> 00:48:26,212
Oh, man!
I matched my sweatshirt exactly.

732
00:48:26,254 --> 00:48:27,672
I like it.
You do?

733
00:48:27,714 --> 00:48:29,800
You look like a tangerine.
Ohh!

734
00:48:30,301 --> 00:48:33,138
''Clemen-teen'' the tangerine.

735
00:48:33,222 --> 00:48:34,974
Mmm! Juicy!
And seedless.

736
00:48:35,141 --> 00:48:36,517
I like that.

737
00:48:38,103 --> 00:48:41,023
I like tangerines!

738
00:48:41,065 --> 00:48:42,149
Can you see me doing ducks?

739
00:48:42,275 --> 00:48:43,735
Tangerine.
Joel.

740
00:48:43,736 --> 00:48:45,321
Ducks.
Quack-quack.

741
00:48:45,488 --> 00:48:46,990
How does he know
to call you that?

742
00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:48,533
How did who know?

743
00:48:48,575 --> 00:48:50,202
Oh, my God.

744
00:48:50,244 --> 00:48:51,328
Clem?

745
00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:53,748
That's what
they called themselves.
The Clash--

746
00:48:53,791 --> 00:48:57,754
The only band that mattered.
They called themselves that
for a reason.

747
00:48:57,796 --> 00:48:59,756
It's amazing, isn't it?
Like social justice--

748
00:48:59,757 --> 00:49:03,678
Yeah, it's totally incredible.
What Howard
gives to the world.

749
00:49:05,389 --> 00:49:06,765
Yeah.

750
00:49:07,058 --> 00:49:09,853
To let people begin again.

751
00:49:11,564 --> 00:49:15,402
It's beautiful.
You look at a baby,
and it's so pure

752
00:49:15,445 --> 00:49:19,200
And so free
and so clean.
And...

753
00:49:19,325 --> 00:49:22,662
Adults are, like,
this mess of sadness...
and...

754
00:49:24,081 --> 00:49:25,666
Phobias.

755
00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:28,169
And Howard just makes it all go away.

756
00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:43,690
Baby, what's going on?
I don't know.

757
00:49:43,732 --> 00:49:46,527
I don't know!
I'm lost, I'm scared,

758
00:49:46,945 --> 00:49:48,530
I feel like I'm disappearing.

759
00:49:48,572 --> 00:49:51,242
My skin's coming off!.
I'm getting old!

760
00:49:51,242 --> 00:49:54,079
Nothing makes any sense to me!
You're not getting old.

761
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,915
Nothing makes any sense.

762
00:49:55,915 --> 00:49:58,251
Nothing makes any sense.
Ohh,

763
00:49:58,252 --> 00:49:59,754
Tangerine.
Nothing makes any sense.

764
00:50:00,755 --> 00:50:02,257
Nothing makes any sense.

765
00:50:02,299 --> 00:50:04,259
Patrick.
It's okay. It's okay.

766
00:50:04,301 --> 00:50:06,011
Hey, let's go out dancing.

767
00:50:06,054 --> 00:50:09,058
Yeah?
You wanna go out to Montauk with me?

768
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:10,810
Montauk?
Yeah. No!

769
00:50:11,102 --> 00:50:14,106
Come up to Boston with me.
Sure. Yeah.
We can go next weekend.

770
00:50:14,148 --> 00:50:16,108
No, no. Now. Now.

771
00:50:16,151 --> 00:50:20,281
Yeah. I have to go now.
I have to see
the frozen Charles now.

772
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,705
Hi, it's Joel.

773
00:50:27,207 --> 00:50:29,460
Um, leave a message after the beep

774
00:50:30,211 --> 00:50:32,338
and I'll get back to you.

775
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:35,342
Pick up.! Pick up, man.!
W-W-W-W-Whoa.

776
00:50:40,850 --> 00:50:42,185
Hello?

777
00:50:42,519 --> 00:50:43,687
Yeah, what's up?

778
00:50:43,771 --> 00:50:46,024
I got into a little situation
with the old lady.

779
00:50:46,525 --> 00:50:48,068
Can you handle things tonight alone?

780
00:50:48,110 --> 00:50:49,528
I'm really sorry, man.

781
00:50:49,570 --> 00:50:52,031
Don't worry about it.
I got it under control, man.

782
00:50:52,074 --> 00:50:54,243
He's pretty much on autopilot
right now anyway.

783
00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:55,870
Thanks, Stan. I owe you big-time.

784
00:50:55,912 --> 00:50:57,706
Dude, I gotta go.
I gotta go.

785
00:51:11,266 --> 00:51:13,560
''Look! You and me on the Charles River.

786
00:51:13,769 --> 00:51:15,563
I could die right now, Clem.

787
00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:17,190
I'm just happy.

788
00:51:17,232 --> 00:51:20,110
I've never felt that before.
I'm just exactly where I want--''

789
00:51:21,780 --> 00:51:23,115
I'm so excited.

790
00:51:23,449 --> 00:51:25,117
Yea.
I'm excited too.!

791
00:51:25,159 --> 00:51:26,494
Cool.
Oh, uh,

792
00:51:28,289 --> 00:51:29,457
I, uh--

793
00:51:29,624 --> 00:51:31,334
I got you this...

794
00:51:32,670 --> 00:51:33,671
Thing, um--

795
00:51:34,547 --> 00:51:36,800
Happy early Valentine's Day.

796
00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:42,891
What is it?

797
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,810
Uh, I don't know.
Open it up.

798
00:51:52,655 --> 00:51:54,532
It-- It's gorgeous!
- You like it?

799
00:51:54,574 --> 00:51:56,576
- Yeah. It's just my taste. Really.

800
00:51:56,868 --> 00:52:00,205
I've never gone out with a guy
who bought me a piece of jewelry I liked.

801
00:52:01,208 --> 00:52:02,543
Thank you.

802
00:52:12,055 --> 00:52:13,974
Okay. Joely?

803
00:52:13,975 --> 00:52:15,393
Yeah, Tangerine?

804
00:52:16,937 --> 00:52:18,731
Am I ugly?

805
00:52:21,067 --> 00:52:22,986
When I was a kid,
I thought I was.

806
00:52:24,822 --> 00:52:27,116
Can't believe I'm crying already.

807
00:52:27,785 --> 00:52:29,579
Sometimes I think people

808
00:52:29,621 --> 00:52:32,416
don't understand how lonely it is
to be a kid.

809
00:52:33,501 --> 00:52:36,087
Like you don't

810
00:52:36,088 --> 00:52:37,631
matter. So,

811
00:52:38,090 --> 00:52:42,137
I'm eight...
and I have these toys,

812
00:52:42,137 --> 00:52:43,889
these dolls.

813
00:52:44,015 --> 00:52:47,019
My favorite is this ugly girl doll

814
00:52:47,061 --> 00:52:48,646
who I call Clementine.

815
00:52:48,896 --> 00:52:50,898
And I keep yelling at her.:

816
00:52:50,982 --> 00:52:54,611
''You can't be ugly! Be pretty!''

817
00:52:55,322 --> 00:52:56,657
It's weird.

818
00:52:56,698 --> 00:52:58,992
Like if I can transform her,

819
00:53:00,328 --> 00:53:02,539
I would magically change too.

820
00:53:07,838 --> 00:53:09,173
You're pretty.

821
00:53:09,215 --> 00:53:10,925
Joely,

822
00:53:11,677 --> 00:53:15,598
Don't ever leave me.
Pretty. Pretty.

823
00:53:16,433 --> 00:53:18,393
Pretty. Pretty.
Mierzwiak,

824
00:53:18,811 --> 00:53:21,147
please let me keep this memory.

825
00:53:21,189 --> 00:53:23,066
Just this one.

826
00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:24,986
I don't wanna hold your hand.
Come on.

827
00:53:29,576 --> 00:53:30,660
Whoa!
Stop it!

828
00:53:33,205 --> 00:53:35,499
I could die right now, Clem.

829
00:53:37,837 --> 00:53:39,797
I'm just...

830
00:53:40,590 --> 00:53:42,509
Happy.

831
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,433
I've never felt that before.

832
00:53:50,771 --> 00:53:52,773
I'm just exactly...

833
00:53:55,569 --> 00:53:57,655
Where I wanna be.

834
00:53:59,449 --> 00:54:00,784
Clem?

835
00:54:06,834 --> 00:54:08,085
I wanna call it off.

836
00:54:08,836 --> 00:54:10,755
I'll give you a sign.

837
00:54:15,846 --> 00:54:17,848
I wanna call it off!.

838
00:54:19,726 --> 00:54:23,981
Can you hear me?
I don't want this anymore!
I wanna call it off!.

839
00:54:30,866 --> 00:54:34,412
Is anybody there?

840
00:54:41,422 --> 00:54:42,757
Clementine?

841
00:54:45,093 --> 00:54:46,261
Joely?

842
00:54:46,261 --> 00:54:48,263
Clement--
Joel?

843
00:54:48,264 --> 00:54:49,599
Clem!

844
00:54:51,226 --> 00:54:52,644
What?
We gotta go.

845
00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:54,271
We gotta go.
What? Where?

846
00:54:54,314 --> 00:54:56,108
I have an idea
of how to stop this.

847
00:54:56,150 --> 00:54:57,276
Stop what?

848
00:54:58,486 --> 00:55:00,446
Joely.
Come on,

849
00:55:07,623 --> 00:55:09,458
No!
Concentrate, Clem.

850
00:55:13,297 --> 00:55:14,632
There was a tape recorder.

851
00:55:14,674 --> 00:55:15,842
No,

852
00:55:15,884 --> 00:55:17,135
not the picture.
Not the picture.

853
00:55:19,306 --> 00:55:20,974
Back here.
Come on!

854
00:55:21,517 --> 00:55:24,020
Oh, look at me.
Hey, I look good there.

855
00:55:24,312 --> 00:55:27,023
Look, our files are confidential,

856
00:55:27,066 --> 00:55:29,110
Mr. Barish,
so I can't show you evidence.

857
00:55:29,444 --> 00:55:32,030
Suffiice it to say that Miss, uh--

858
00:55:32,031 --> 00:55:35,535
Miss Kruczynski...
was not happy

859
00:55:35,577 --> 00:55:37,037
and she wanted to move on.

860
00:55:37,538 --> 00:55:39,373
Good. Now,

861
00:55:39,416 --> 00:55:41,210
tell me about

862
00:55:41,544 --> 00:55:42,962
Clementine.

863
00:55:42,962 --> 00:55:44,714
That's what he said. Then--
What did we see that day?

864
00:55:44,756 --> 00:55:46,550
No, wait.
Oh,

865
00:55:46,592 --> 00:55:48,803
Look! Hey! Shit!
We're going to see
my grandma.

866
00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:51,139
Joel, why-- No, I don't want to--

867
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,392
Joel, please!
We're not going on a train.

868
00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:54,685
Don't make me run anymore.
Come on!

869
00:55:55,062 --> 00:55:56,522
Mierzwiak!

870
00:55:57,398 --> 00:55:59,525
Do we always have to run?
Mierzwiak!

871
00:56:09,956 --> 00:56:11,291
Please.

872
00:56:11,792 --> 00:56:14,128
So, why don't we

873
00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:17,841
Begin by you telling me...
everything you can remember.
Mierzwiak.!

874
00:56:18,259 --> 00:56:19,677
Wake me up.!

875
00:56:20,804 --> 00:56:23,349
Oh, I-I'm sorry, Mr. Barish.

876
00:56:23,391 --> 00:56:25,477
I thought you understood
what was going on here.

877
00:56:26,061 --> 00:56:28,647
I don't know.
You're erasing her from me.

878
00:56:29,191 --> 00:56:30,985
You're erasing me from her--

879
00:56:34,656 --> 00:56:35,949
I don't know.

880
00:56:36,158 --> 00:56:39,078
You've got this thing.
I'm in

881
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,204
My bed.
I know it.

882
00:56:40,497 --> 00:56:41,999
I'm in my brain.

883
00:56:42,083 --> 00:56:45,337
I'm part of your imagination too, Joel.

884
00:56:45,504 --> 00:56:48,215
How can I help you
from there?

885
00:56:48,216 --> 00:56:51,220
Uh, I'm inside your head too.
I'm you.

886
00:56:54,224 --> 00:56:55,392
Sorry.

887
00:56:55,726 --> 00:56:57,561
Look. Who's that?

888
00:56:57,603 --> 00:56:59,605
Oh, he-he works for us.

889
00:56:59,648 --> 00:57:01,275
That's, uh,

890
00:57:01,275 --> 00:57:04,320
Pa-a-a-a-atrick,

891
00:57:04,362 --> 00:57:06,489
baby boy.

892
00:57:07,158 --> 00:57:08,618
He's stealing my identity.

893
00:57:09,786 --> 00:57:11,413
He stole my stuff.

894
00:57:11,914 --> 00:57:16,002
He's, uh, seducing my girlfriend
with my words and my things.

895
00:57:16,045 --> 00:57:17,547
He stole her underwear.

896
00:57:17,588 --> 00:57:19,590
Oh, Jesus Christ!

897
00:57:19,633 --> 00:57:21,301
He stole her underwear.

898
00:57:21,928 --> 00:57:23,763
I could die right now, Clem.

899
00:57:24,431 --> 00:57:26,266
I'm just happy.

900
00:57:27,310 --> 00:57:29,312
I've never felt that before.

901
00:57:29,312 --> 00:57:31,314
I'm just exactly where
I want to be.

902
00:57:33,652 --> 00:57:34,987
I want to go home.

903
00:57:37,323 --> 00:57:38,825
Hey. What?

904
00:57:41,287 --> 00:57:42,455
Clem!

905
00:57:44,499 --> 00:57:45,667
Wait. Clem!

906
00:57:48,088 --> 00:57:49,089
Clem?

907
00:57:49,548 --> 00:57:51,008
They're erasing you.

908
00:57:54,346 --> 00:57:57,350
Clem, focus.
I hired them,

909
00:57:58,935 --> 00:58:00,687
Sweetie, calm down.

910
00:58:00,729 --> 00:58:03,065
Enjoy the scenery.
I need it to stop

911
00:58:03,108 --> 00:58:05,569
before I wake up and I
don't know you anymore.

912
00:58:07,697 --> 00:58:10,993
Okay, well, you know,
just tell them to cancel it then.

913
00:58:11,035 --> 00:58:13,079
What the hell are you talking about?

914
00:58:13,079 --> 00:58:15,081
I can't just cancel it.
I'm asleep.

915
00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:17,585
Wake yourself up!

916
00:58:17,585 --> 00:58:20,255
Okay. You want me to wake up?
Okay. Great. All right.

917
00:58:20,297 --> 00:58:22,091
Okay, here we go.
This make you happy if I try?
Yeah.

918
00:58:22,133 --> 00:58:23,384
I'll try really hard.

919
00:58:23,426 --> 00:58:25,178
Here we go.
That was a great

920
00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:26,763
Idea.
Yeah.

921
00:58:26,848 --> 00:58:28,183
Okay.

922
00:58:28,767 --> 00:58:31,103
Boy, that's working
like gangbusters.

923
00:58:34,817 --> 00:58:36,527
Oh, my God. What is that?
Jesus Christ.! What the--

924
00:58:36,569 --> 00:58:38,488
It's a birthmark.!

925
00:58:41,450 --> 00:58:43,452
It did work, for a second,

926
00:58:44,788 --> 00:58:45,956
But I couldn't--
See?

927
00:58:46,249 --> 00:58:47,959
I couldn't move.

928
00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:49,127
Oh, well,

929
00:58:49,169 --> 00:58:52,339
Isn't that just another one
ofJoel's self-fulfilling prophecies?

930
00:58:52,382 --> 00:58:54,843
It's more important
to prove me wrong
than to actually--

931
00:58:54,843 --> 00:58:56,845
Look, I don't want to
discuss this right now, okay?

932
00:58:57,847 --> 00:58:58,973
Fine.

933
00:59:01,143 --> 00:59:02,853
Then what?

934
00:59:03,271 --> 00:59:05,315
I'm listening.
I don't know.

935
00:59:05,357 --> 00:59:08,361
You erased me. That's why I'm here.
That's why I'm doing this

936
00:59:08,403 --> 00:59:09,446
In the first place.

937
00:59:09,488 --> 00:59:11,031
I'm sorry.
You-- You!

938
00:59:11,073 --> 00:59:13,117
You know me. I'm impulsive.

939
00:59:17,373 --> 00:59:19,500
That's what I love
about you.

940
00:59:23,215 --> 00:59:24,591
Joel?

941
00:59:25,593 --> 00:59:27,804
I have another idea
for this problem.

942
00:59:28,263 --> 00:59:29,890
This is a memory of me,

943
00:59:29,932 --> 00:59:32,560
The way you wanted
to have sex on the couch

944
00:59:32,602 --> 00:59:34,688
After you
looked down at my crotch.

945
00:59:35,606 --> 00:59:38,610
What?
Joel, the eraser guys
are coming here,

946
00:59:39,153 --> 00:59:41,113
So what if you take me
somewhere else,

947
00:59:41,113 --> 00:59:42,990
Somewhere
where I don't belong,

948
00:59:43,325 --> 00:59:45,285
And we hide there
till morning?

949
00:59:50,626 --> 00:59:53,671
Oh, man. I can't remember
anything without you.

950
00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:58,303
Tsk, that's very sweet,
but try, okay?

951
01:00:06,648 --> 01:00:08,775
--Row, row, row your boat

952
01:00:08,817 --> 01:00:10,569
gently down the stream --

953
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:14,782
--Merrily, merrily
merrily, merrily --
--Life is but a dream --

954
01:00:23,712 --> 01:00:25,255
It's working!

955
01:00:26,382 --> 01:00:28,050
I'm a genius.!

956
01:00:50,081 --> 01:00:51,457
Joel?

957
01:00:52,751 --> 01:00:54,253
Joel?

958
01:00:55,254 --> 01:00:57,256
Where'd you go?

959
01:00:57,257 --> 01:00:59,468
I'm supposed to come too!

960
01:00:59,468 --> 01:01:01,011
Listen, I'm just gonna
go get a salad bowl.

961
01:01:01,054 --> 01:01:03,307
You can begin with the soup
and to give a glance him to Joel?

962
01:01:03,348 --> 01:01:06,143
Can you stir the soup
and keep an eye on Joel?

963
01:01:06,352 --> 01:01:08,479
Clem?
It worked.

964
01:01:08,981 --> 01:01:10,649
My God, look at this.!

965
01:01:10,691 --> 01:01:12,485
Wow.! It worked.!

966
01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:15,489
Look.! Look at this dress, man.!

967
01:01:16,157 --> 01:01:18,743
Oh, my God! Look at it!
I wish I could take it with me.

968
01:01:21,247 --> 01:01:22,331
Who am I?

969
01:01:22,374 --> 01:01:24,501
Mrs. Hamlyn.
Right. Mrs. Hamlyn.

970
01:01:24,543 --> 01:01:26,128
I must be about four.

971
01:01:26,129 --> 01:01:27,464
Oh, my gosh.

972
01:01:27,506 --> 01:01:30,843
Found the salad bowl,
so I'm serving salad and string beans.

973
01:01:30,885 --> 01:01:33,555
Is he okay under there?
Peanut, are you all right?

974
01:01:33,597 --> 01:01:35,850
God, honestly, I feel like
I could clean up all day.

975
01:01:35,892 --> 01:01:38,854
Listen, would you hate me if I asked you
to clean some string beans?

976
01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:40,231
No, not at all.

977
01:01:40,732 --> 01:01:42,234
Oh, my God.
I love this kitchen.

978
01:01:42,275 --> 01:01:44,444
Thank you so much.

979
01:01:44,487 --> 01:01:46,865
She's not looking at me.
She's busy.

980
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,242
She's not looking at me.

981
01:01:49,285 --> 01:01:50,953
No one ever looks at me.

982
01:01:50,954 --> 01:01:52,581
I want my mommy.

983
01:01:52,622 --> 01:01:53,998
Oh, baby Joel.

984
01:01:54,041 --> 01:01:57,420
Hey, Joely.! Joely.!
Is every little peanut
under there okay?

985
01:01:57,462 --> 01:01:58,922
Mm-hmm! He's fine.

986
01:01:58,964 --> 01:02:01,759
Do you have something to drink?
Would you drink
a cocktail at this hour?

987
01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:04,679
- I mean, still nor are the 5:00.
I would die for a vodka.

988
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,265
Oh, hang on.
Let me check if I have that.

989
01:02:06,307 --> 01:02:08,977
Okay! I'm just
gonna wait right here.
Joel! Hey, no, sweetie.

990
01:02:09,603 --> 01:02:10,729
Uh, Joely.

991
01:02:10,772 --> 01:02:14,443
Your mother wants me to mind you.
Get back under the table.

992
01:02:14,443 --> 01:02:18,072
Ice cream.
No, not until after, you know,
you've had your dinner.

993
01:02:18,115 --> 01:02:20,117
Come on, Joel.!

994
01:02:21,703 --> 01:02:23,997
Joel, grow up.!
Don't leave me, Clem.

995
01:02:23,998 --> 01:02:26,626
Oh, my God, Clem.
This is sort of warped.

996
01:02:26,668 --> 01:02:28,336
I'm scared.

997
01:02:28,337 --> 01:02:31,048
I want my mommy!
Don't cry, baby Joel.

998
01:02:31,049 --> 01:02:34,053
Baby Joel, it's okay.
Joel. Joely. Joel!

999
01:02:35,388 --> 01:02:37,015
Stop it.! Look, I think it's working.

1000
01:02:37,057 --> 01:02:39,351
Look, we're hidden, Joel. Look.!

1001
01:02:40,019 --> 01:02:41,187
Hey, honey, look.

1002
01:02:41,479 --> 01:02:43,523
Wait there.

1003
01:02:46,862 --> 01:02:50,366
My crotch is still here,
just as you remembered it.

1004
01:02:50,408 --> 01:02:51,868
Yuck.

1005
01:02:55,957 --> 01:02:57,709
It stopped.

1006
01:02:57,751 --> 01:02:59,253
What?

1007
01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:01,380
It stopped erasing.

1008
01:03:01,423 --> 01:03:03,926
Oh, shit.

1009
01:03:03,926 --> 01:03:05,761
This is terrible.

1010
01:03:08,098 --> 01:03:10,100
He's off the map.
He's off the map.

1011
01:03:10,101 --> 01:03:11,811
Where?
I don't know where!

1012
01:03:11,853 --> 01:03:13,438
What do you mean? I don't know where!

1013
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,609
This is bad.
This is very, very bad news.

1014
01:03:16,651 --> 01:03:18,111
Where are my glasses?

1015
01:03:18,153 --> 01:03:19,321
Okay.

1016
01:03:19,363 --> 01:03:22,533
Crap. Okay.
What do we do?

1017
01:03:22,534 --> 01:03:23,702
What do I do?

1018
01:03:23,702 --> 01:03:26,121
What shall we do?
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.

1019
01:03:26,164 --> 01:03:29,126
- What shall we do?
- Crap. Crap. I don't know!
- I just said that

1020
01:03:29,168 --> 01:03:31,838
- I'm sorry. I don't know what to do.
What do we do?
I don't know.

1021
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,843
Mellow out. Now, look, you're
freaking me out. Mellow out.
Well, you have to do something.

1022
01:03:36,094 --> 01:03:37,846
He could wake up

1023
01:03:37,888 --> 01:03:39,807
All half-baked.

1024
01:03:39,849 --> 01:03:42,978
Shh. Shh.
All gooey and-- and half-baked.

1025
01:03:43,813 --> 01:03:45,857
Hmm, that sounds so good.
Oh, shit.!

1026
01:03:45,857 --> 01:03:48,151
I'm hungry.
Oh, shit.

1027
01:03:48,402 --> 01:03:50,655
What? Oh! What, what?
What?

1028
01:03:51,197 --> 01:03:54,201
- We should call Howard.
- No way. No, sir, man.

1029
01:03:54,243 --> 01:03:56,412
This is my--
I can handle this.

1030
01:03:56,413 --> 01:03:58,248
I can't call Howard.
He's an unbaked cookie.

1031
01:03:59,876 --> 01:04:03,213
He's-- There's no time
to fuck around.
I got this under control.

1032
01:04:03,255 --> 01:04:05,215
What are you talking about?
Stop fucking around.!

1033
01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:07,511
Okay, I'll call Howard.

1034
01:04:14,729 --> 01:04:16,397
Hello.
Hello, Howard?

1035
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,736
Hey, it's Stan. Um,
I'm working on this guy
down here,

1036
01:04:19,777 --> 01:04:22,447
And we seem to have
lost him for a moment,

1037
01:04:22,489 --> 01:04:24,908
And, uh, I can't--
I can't bring him back up.

1038
01:04:24,909 --> 01:04:28,622
Okay, uh, tell me what happened
before he disappeared.

1039
01:04:28,622 --> 01:04:31,959
Well, I wasn't sure, really,
'cause I was away from the monitor
for a minute...

1040
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,588
And I had it on autopilot
because I had to, uh--

1041
01:04:35,006 --> 01:04:37,801
I had to pee.
Where's Patrick?

1042
01:04:37,843 --> 01:04:40,346
Patrick? Patrick had to
go home sick.

1043
01:04:40,388 --> 01:04:42,348
Ah, geez.

1044
01:04:43,142 --> 01:04:44,560
Okay, what's the address?

1045
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,729
I know. I'm so sorry.
That's okay. Come on.

1046
01:04:46,772 --> 01:04:49,317
I'm at 159 South Village.
Yeah.

1047
01:04:49,358 --> 01:04:52,320
Apartment 1 E.
Rockville Center.

1048
01:04:52,362 --> 01:04:54,656
Mary? Yeah?
He's coming right now.

1049
01:04:55,116 --> 01:04:56,701
I'm staying.

1050
01:04:56,785 --> 01:04:58,954
- Get your stuff, Mary.
- I'm staying.

1051
01:04:59,330 --> 01:05:00,998
I think you should go.

1052
01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:03,127
Hell, no.
Mary--

1053
01:05:04,504 --> 01:05:05,839
Shit.

1054
01:05:05,881 --> 01:05:09,051
I am so stoned.
Please, Mary.

1055
01:05:10,053 --> 01:05:12,389
You have to go.
Stop being stoned, Mary.

1056
01:05:12,389 --> 01:05:14,725
I don't want him
to see me stoned.

1057
01:05:15,059 --> 01:05:17,729
Mary, you have no idea how much trouble

1058
01:05:17,771 --> 01:05:19,439
we're gonna get into if Howard comes--
I look like shit!

1059
01:05:19,482 --> 01:05:21,442
Joely, stop it.! Joel.!

1060
01:05:21,443 --> 01:05:22,736
Look.! Hey, Joel.!

1061
01:05:28,411 --> 01:05:30,330
Joel!
I want her to pick me up.

1062
01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:32,416
It's weird how strong
that desire is.

1063
01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:34,544
Joel, look at me! Look.

1064
01:05:34,752 --> 01:05:36,420
You'll remember me
in the morning,

1065
01:05:36,463 --> 01:05:39,967
And you'll come to me,
and you'll tell me about us,
and we'll start over.

1066
01:05:40,385 --> 01:05:44,098
Pat? I just-- Pat?
I thought we could have
a little cocktail.

1067
01:05:44,599 --> 01:05:45,850
That Patrick guy--

1068
01:05:45,851 --> 01:05:47,770
He's copying me.

1069
01:05:47,812 --> 01:05:49,105
What Patrick guy?

1070
01:05:49,147 --> 01:05:51,483
That guy!
What?

1071
01:05:51,984 --> 01:05:54,654
He's here in my apartment.
He's one of those eraser guys.

1072
01:05:54,696 --> 01:05:56,823
He fell for you when they were doing you,

1073
01:05:56,824 --> 01:05:59,911
And now he's introduced himself
like he doesn't even know you,

1074
01:06:00,495 --> 01:06:02,956
And you guys are dating.
Really?

1075
01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:05,501
Is he cute?

1076
01:06:07,171 --> 01:06:09,257
Clem,
there's nothing wrong with you.

1077
01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:11,551
You're the most wonderful
person I've ever met.

1078
01:06:12,177 --> 01:06:13,595
You--

1079
01:06:13,638 --> 01:06:15,056
You're kind,

1080
01:06:15,932 --> 01:06:17,475
Beautiful...

1081
01:06:17,852 --> 01:06:19,854
And smart and funny...

1082
01:06:19,979 --> 01:06:21,314
And...

1083
01:06:21,523 --> 01:06:23,025
Nice.

1084
01:06:23,526 --> 01:06:25,069
What?

1085
01:06:26,530 --> 01:06:27,865
Okay. All right.

1086
01:06:32,246 --> 01:06:35,083
Move, move, move!
Come on. Let's go.
Careful, careful. Fine.

1087
01:06:36,084 --> 01:06:38,378
Oh, my God. I'm still stoned.

1088
01:06:39,923 --> 01:06:42,426
Those eyedrops you gave me
didn't do shit.

1089
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,686
Be cool. Cool.

1090
01:06:53,608 --> 01:06:57,112
Hello, Mary. What are you doing here?
Oh, hi, Howard.
She was just here to help out.

1091
01:06:57,154 --> 01:07:00,950
I wanted to understand as much
as I could about the procedure
as possible.

1092
01:07:00,993 --> 01:07:03,871
I think it's important for my job
to understand

1093
01:07:03,955 --> 01:07:06,374
The inner workings...
of the work that we do.

1094
01:07:06,417 --> 01:07:09,796
Well, not that I do,
but the work that is done...

1095
01:07:09,963 --> 01:07:14,218
By people... where I also work,
the work of my colleagues.

1096
01:07:14,678 --> 01:07:19,017
All right, well,
let's see if we can, uh,
get to the bottom of this,

1097
01:07:19,350 --> 01:07:20,685
Uh, yeah. Um--

1098
01:07:24,065 --> 01:07:26,568
Well, that's odd.
I already tried that.

1099
01:07:26,568 --> 01:07:29,697
Did you try going
through the C-gate?
Yeah, of course.

1100
01:07:30,031 --> 01:07:32,367
I mean... yes.

1101
01:07:33,369 --> 01:07:34,745
Yeah.

1102
01:07:37,041 --> 01:07:38,376
All right.

1103
01:07:40,379 --> 01:07:42,757
You want to get linked up?
Yeah.

1104
01:07:45,302 --> 01:07:49,265
I already-- I ran
the utility programs,
and I had nothing there,

1105
01:07:49,307 --> 01:07:52,728
So I checked all the memories
against the printed logs.

1106
01:07:53,396 --> 01:07:55,815
Here, Howard.
Okay.
I got you a chair.

1107
01:07:55,941 --> 01:07:58,527
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.

1108
01:07:59,446 --> 01:08:01,240
Whew!
All right, I'm gonna--

1109
01:08:01,281 --> 01:08:03,450
I'm gonna go through
the entire memory,

1110
01:08:03,493 --> 01:08:05,161
see if something comes up.

1111
01:08:06,121 --> 01:08:11,795
- Oh, my darling
Oh, my darling -
- Oh, my darling Clementine -

1112
01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:14,465
- You were lost
and gone forever -
I love being bathed in the sink.

1113
01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:16,551
- Dreadful sorry, Clementine --
Such a feeling of security.

1114
01:08:17,261 --> 01:08:19,639
I've never seen you happier,
baby Joel.

1115
01:08:20,474 --> 01:08:22,101
Hmm!
There it is.

1116
01:08:22,476 --> 01:08:25,980
I don't understand
why it's off the map like that.

1117
01:08:27,358 --> 01:08:29,318
What the heck
was he doing there?

1118
01:08:38,706 --> 01:08:40,249
His eyes are open.

1119
01:08:42,712 --> 01:08:45,215
- Has this happened before with him?
- No.

1120
01:08:46,216 --> 01:08:48,761
Oh, this is--
this is not good. No.

1121
01:08:49,721 --> 01:08:51,139
I'm gonna have to--

1122
01:08:51,849 --> 01:08:53,893
I'm gonna have to give him this.

1123
01:09:18,635 --> 01:09:21,472
Can't you see I love you,
Antoine?

1124
01:09:22,139 --> 01:09:23,974
Okay, we're back in.

1125
01:09:24,392 --> 01:09:25,601
Wow.

1126
01:09:25,978 --> 01:09:28,982
That was beautiful
to watch, Howard.
Like a surgeon

1127
01:09:29,316 --> 01:09:31,652
Or a concert pianist
or something.

1128
01:09:33,321 --> 01:09:34,656
Thank you, Mary.

1129
01:09:35,991 --> 01:09:38,995
Um, Howard,
you should get some sleep.
I-I think I'll be fine now.

1130
01:09:39,037 --> 01:09:40,539
Why can't you see

1131
01:09:40,581 --> 01:09:43,000
I love you, Antoine?

1132
01:09:44,670 --> 01:09:45,963
Hmm. Lucky me.

1133
01:09:45,963 --> 01:09:47,214
Lay one on me.

1134
01:09:52,013 --> 01:09:54,850
Don't call me Antoine.
My name is Wally.

1135
01:09:54,892 --> 01:09:58,438
Yes, I know,
but how can a woman love a man
with a name like Wally?

1136
01:09:59,648 --> 01:10:01,066
Oh.! Oh.! What was that?

1137
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,736
Hey.
My God, there's people
coming out of your butt.

1138
01:10:03,778 --> 01:10:05,113
There is?

1139
01:10:07,825 --> 01:10:09,952
- Got it.
- Tangerine!

1140
01:10:10,663 --> 01:10:13,208
What, Joel-- What are you doing?
We gotta go.

1141
01:10:13,249 --> 01:10:15,752
Go on. Please, please, go.
Please go!

1142
01:10:18,924 --> 01:10:20,843
You can run,
but you can't hide.

1143
01:10:20,885 --> 01:10:22,595
Clem, come on!

1144
01:10:23,638 --> 01:10:25,056
There I am.

1145
01:10:27,477 --> 01:10:29,020
Doc?

1146
01:10:29,605 --> 01:10:31,440
Please.

1147
01:10:37,448 --> 01:10:40,827
That's strange.
He's in a memory
that we've already erased.

1148
01:10:41,370 --> 01:10:43,831
Oh, well, at least
we know where he is.

1149
01:10:43,832 --> 01:10:45,834
He's back on track, right?

1150
01:10:46,502 --> 01:10:48,212
Come on, Clem.
He seems to have developed some sort

1151
01:10:48,254 --> 01:10:51,174
of resistance to the procedure.
I don't want to run anymore.

1152
01:10:52,677 --> 01:10:53,845
Shit.

1153
01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:56,181
Come on, come on.

1154
01:10:56,223 --> 01:10:58,893
Hide me somewhere deeper,
somewhere really buried.
Where?

1155
01:10:59,812 --> 01:11:01,522
Hide me in your humiliation.

1156
01:11:02,774 --> 01:11:04,192
Humiliation.

1157
01:11:17,544 --> 01:11:19,254
- No, wait. Howard.

1158
01:11:20,214 --> 01:11:22,216
He's disappeared again.

1159
01:11:22,300 --> 01:11:23,927
Oh, dear.

1160
01:11:25,220 --> 01:11:26,722
I'm so sorry, Howard.

1161
01:11:26,764 --> 01:11:28,057
Humiliation.

1162
01:11:29,059 --> 01:11:30,435
Humiliation.

1163
01:11:31,270 --> 01:11:34,065
Hu-mi-lia--
Joel.

1164
01:11:35,276 --> 01:11:36,981
I don't like it either.

1165
01:11:36,991 --> 01:11:38,779
I'm just trying to find
horrible secret places to--

1166
01:11:38,822 --> 01:11:41,116
Joel, honey, I have a surprise--
I just-- Oh, um--

1167
01:11:42,619 --> 01:11:44,955
Uh, you know what, honey?
I'm just gonna ask you in the morning.

1168
01:11:45,664 --> 01:11:47,458
Good night, sweetheart.

1169
01:11:50,796 --> 01:11:53,299
No, I'm sorry, Joel. Joely.
Shut up.

1170
01:11:54,593 --> 01:11:55,969
Look!

1171
01:11:56,012 --> 01:11:57,472
Joel!

1172
01:11:57,597 --> 01:11:59,307
Joel, look!
What?

1173
01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:01,310
Look where we are!

1174
01:12:02,187 --> 01:12:03,188
Whoo!

1175
01:12:04,022 --> 01:12:05,023
Clem,

1176
01:12:05,232 --> 01:12:07,860
This isn't good.
Then hide me somewhere--

1177
01:12:07,861 --> 01:12:10,823
Somewhere really buried.

1178
01:12:10,948 --> 01:12:13,868
Hit it! Hit it! Joel!

1179
01:12:13,869 --> 01:12:15,579
I can't! I gotta go home.

1180
01:12:15,579 --> 01:12:17,581
I'll do it later.!

1181
01:12:17,582 --> 01:12:20,085
Come on,

1182
01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:22,547
You big sissy!

1183
01:12:37,150 --> 01:12:40,320
Ooh.!
Ooh, he has a girlfriend.!
Wait. What am I doing?

1184
01:12:40,362 --> 01:12:42,865
You know something, Freddy?
And he loves her.!
You don't scare me anymore.

1185
01:12:45,077 --> 01:12:46,412
Ow! Ow!
Joel!

1186
01:12:46,412 --> 01:12:48,790
Joely, get up.
Come on, it's not worth it.

1187
01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:50,792
Hit him! Hit him!
They're not worth it, Joel!

1188
01:12:52,379 --> 01:12:54,131
Tra-la-la-la-la! He's not listening!

1189
01:12:54,131 --> 01:12:55,466
Come on, Joel.
Stupid!

1190
01:13:01,975 --> 01:13:03,643
I'm so ashamed.

1191
01:13:03,685 --> 01:13:05,312
It's okay.

1192
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:07,648
You were a little kid.
Yeah?

1193
01:13:07,691 --> 01:13:09,401
Come on.
That's where I live--

1194
01:13:09,443 --> 01:13:10,819
lived.

1195
01:13:10,862 --> 01:13:12,822
I wish I knew you
when I was a kid.

1196
01:13:12,864 --> 01:13:15,158
Do you like my pink hat?
Here, look, feel better.

1197
01:13:15,201 --> 01:13:17,495
You can really kill me this time.

1198
01:13:17,537 --> 01:13:19,331
It's my turn.
Go. One, two, three.
I can? You're really gonna die though.

1199
01:13:19,373 --> 01:13:22,001
Okay.
One, two, three.

1200
01:13:22,001 --> 01:13:23,711
You're dead.

1201
01:13:24,296 --> 01:13:26,006
Oh, my mom.

1202
01:13:26,049 --> 01:13:28,176
It's-- It's okay. We're playing.

1203
01:13:28,218 --> 01:13:30,596
Hi, Joel's mom.
It's not real.
He's killing me.

1204
01:13:31,347 --> 01:13:33,892
Okay, are you dead yet?
You're dead.!

1205
01:13:35,227 --> 01:13:37,938
Uh, I think I got the hang of this.
I still don't understand it,

1206
01:13:37,939 --> 01:13:40,275
But I'm finding him quickly enough.

1207
01:14:16,324 --> 01:14:17,325
Jo--Joely?

1208
01:14:17,784 --> 01:14:19,327
Are you okay, Joel?

1209
01:14:20,204 --> 01:14:22,331
Joel? Joel?

1210
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,586
Oh, my God.
That was terrible.

1211
01:14:26,337 --> 01:14:28,423
Okay, okay.
That was like three seconds.
All right.

1212
01:14:28,423 --> 01:14:29,591
Let me do it one more time.

1213
01:14:29,592 --> 01:14:31,344
One more, then I get to go.
Okay.

1214
01:14:44,361 --> 01:14:46,363
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo! Look at this.
This is so cool!

1215
01:14:46,406 --> 01:14:48,200
Cool. Look out! Look out!

1216
01:15:00,258 --> 01:15:01,718
Whoo-hoo!
Come on.

1217
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:03,428
Whoo-hoo!
We gotta go!

1218
01:15:05,932 --> 01:15:07,475
Come on!

1219
01:15:09,019 --> 01:15:10,771
We gotta go. Clem?

1220
01:15:10,813 --> 01:15:12,398
We gotta go.

1221
01:15:15,445 --> 01:15:17,781
No!
This is a really bad time
for this!

1222
01:15:17,823 --> 01:15:19,992
Get off me! Oh, God!

1223
01:15:20,785 --> 01:15:23,413
I don't even know
where we're going.
It's gonna be fun. Come on.

1224
01:15:23,789 --> 01:15:25,499
It's the best place.
No, this way.

1225
01:15:25,541 --> 01:15:27,084
No, this way.
No, no, no. This way.

1226
01:15:28,545 --> 01:15:30,464
You're no help at all.

1227
01:15:34,178 --> 01:15:36,222
Let go of me, Joel!

1228
01:15:49,198 --> 01:15:51,284
I like watching you work,
Howard.

1229
01:15:55,874 --> 01:15:57,125
I guess, uh--

1230
01:15:57,584 --> 01:16:01,881
I guess I'll go out
for-- for some air,
if nobody minds.

1231
01:16:01,923 --> 01:16:04,801
It looks like you have everything
under control here.

1232
01:16:06,137 --> 01:16:09,141
Yeah, that's, uh--
that's fine.

1233
01:16:19,947 --> 01:16:21,615
Do you like quotes, Howard?

1234
01:16:23,786 --> 01:16:24,954
What do you mean?

1235
01:16:24,996 --> 01:16:28,166
Oh, you know,
like famous quotes?

1236
01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,461
I find reading them inspirational,

1237
01:16:30,503 --> 01:16:34,466
And in my reading,
I've come across some
I thought you might like too.

1238
01:16:34,509 --> 01:16:35,969
Oh, well, I--

1239
01:16:36,553 --> 01:16:38,305
I'd love to hear some.

1240
01:16:38,347 --> 01:16:40,057
There's one that goes,

1241
01:16:40,099 --> 01:16:41,976
''Blessed are the forgetful,

1242
01:16:42,019 --> 01:16:44,021
For they get the better even of their blunders.''

1243
01:16:44,063 --> 01:16:45,982
That's Nietzsche, right?
Yeah.

1244
01:16:46,024 --> 01:16:48,151
And here I thought I could tell you
something you didn't know.

1245
01:16:48,193 --> 01:16:50,988
Oh, no.
It's-- It's a good quote.

1246
01:16:51,031 --> 01:16:53,742
I'm happy we both know it.
Yeah.

1247
01:16:54,494 --> 01:16:58,040
Oh, and there's this other one I like.
It's by Pope Alexander,

1248
01:16:58,040 --> 01:16:59,917
And it goes--
Alexander Pope?

1249
01:17:00,126 --> 01:17:02,379
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, shit.

1250
01:17:02,546 --> 01:17:03,839
It's just that

1251
01:17:03,881 --> 01:17:06,050
I told myself not to
say ''Pope Alexander''

1252
01:17:06,092 --> 01:17:08,553
and sound like a dope,
and then I go ahead and say it.

1253
01:17:08,596 --> 01:17:11,474
It's no big deal.
You're such a sweetheart.

1254
01:17:14,395 --> 01:17:15,479
The quote goes,

1255
01:17:15,522 --> 01:17:18,400
''How happy is the
blameless vestal's lot?

1256
01:17:19,485 --> 01:17:21,821
''The world forgetting,
by the world forgot.

1257
01:17:23,282 --> 01:17:25,868
''Eternal sunshine
of the spotless mind.

1258
01:17:27,037 --> 01:17:29,039
Each prayer accepted

1259
01:17:29,415 --> 01:17:30,750
and each wish resigned. ''

1260
01:17:30,792 --> 01:17:35,423
I want to be
a great big, huge elephant...

1261
01:17:36,091 --> 01:17:38,427
with a huge trunk like that.

1262
01:17:39,679 --> 01:17:40,805
Clem?

1263
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:42,641
Clementine?

1264
01:17:42,641 --> 01:17:45,561
I haven't heard that one.
It's lovely.

1265
01:17:45,603 --> 01:17:48,189
I just thought it would
be appropriate, maybe.

1266
01:17:53,155 --> 01:17:55,992
I really admire
the work you do, Howard.

1267
01:17:57,161 --> 01:18:00,248
I don't mean to be so familiar.
Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
I-I-I-I-I--

1268
01:18:00,498 --> 01:18:02,333
I'm happy to hear--

1269
01:18:07,841 --> 01:18:09,509
I'm sorry.

1270
01:18:13,182 --> 01:18:15,518
I've loved you
for a very long time.

1271
01:18:18,689 --> 01:18:20,191
I shouldn't have said that.

1272
01:18:20,358 --> 01:18:23,403
Oh, Mary, no.
It's-- You're a wonderful girl.

1273
01:18:24,572 --> 01:18:25,865
But I--

1274
01:18:25,907 --> 01:18:30,246
You know,
I have a wife and kids.

1275
01:18:30,538 --> 01:18:32,498
Oh, Mary.

1276
01:18:34,502 --> 01:18:36,963
Oh, Mary, we can't do this.

1277
01:18:53,611 --> 01:18:55,613
Well, good morning,
Mrs. Mierzwiak.

1278
01:19:05,335 --> 01:19:06,544
What?
Oh, my God.!

1279
01:19:06,587 --> 01:19:08,255
Who is it?

1280
01:19:21,356 --> 01:19:23,692
Thank you, Stan.
Thanks a lot.

1281
01:19:28,908 --> 01:19:31,077
Hollis. Hollis!

1282
01:19:31,870 --> 01:19:33,079
Hollis.!

1283
01:19:34,332 --> 01:19:36,376
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Hollis.

1284
01:19:37,253 --> 01:19:39,714
- I knew it, Howard.
- Hollis, it didn't start out
to be like this.

1285
01:19:39,756 --> 01:19:43,552
I came here to work.
Hollis, this is a one-time mistake!

1286
01:19:43,594 --> 01:19:45,638
I'm a stupid girl
with a stupid crush.!
Yeah.

1287
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:47,933
I swear I basically
forced him into it!

1288
01:19:49,436 --> 01:19:52,440
Don't be a monster, Howard.
Tell the girl.

1289
01:19:55,110 --> 01:19:56,778
Tell me what?

1290
01:19:57,029 --> 01:19:58,948
Oh, you poor kid.

1291
01:20:00,617 --> 01:20:02,369
You can have him.

1292
01:20:02,787 --> 01:20:04,455
You did.

1293
01:20:14,552 --> 01:20:15,803
What?

1294
01:20:26,151 --> 01:20:28,404
We have a history.

1295
01:20:29,864 --> 01:20:33,034
I'm sorry.
Y-You wanted the procedure.

1296
01:20:34,871 --> 01:20:36,873
You-- You wanted it done...

1297
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:40,587
So you could get past, uh--

1298
01:20:42,214 --> 01:20:43,882
You could-- Yeah.

1299
01:20:47,221 --> 01:20:48,889
Um, I have to, uh,

1300
01:20:48,932 --> 01:20:52,019
Finish the work in there.
It's almost morning.

1301
01:20:53,938 --> 01:20:55,398
We'll talk later.

1302
01:20:56,734 --> 01:20:58,027
Okay?

1303
01:21:15,968 --> 01:21:17,970
Let me give you a lift home.

1304
01:21:27,316 --> 01:21:29,485
Fuck this thing. Damn it.

1305
01:21:29,778 --> 01:21:32,072
Hi.
Hi.

1306
01:21:33,658 --> 01:21:36,828
Didn't figure you'd show your face
around me again.

1307
01:21:37,955 --> 01:21:39,415
I guess I thought
you were...

1308
01:21:39,916 --> 01:21:43,337
Humiliated.
You did run away,
after all.

1309
01:21:43,379 --> 01:21:45,006
I just needed to see ya.

1310
01:21:45,048 --> 01:21:46,675
Yeah?

1311
01:21:48,011 --> 01:21:49,763
I'd like to, um,

1312
01:21:51,056 --> 01:21:53,392
Take you out or something.

1313
01:21:53,893 --> 01:21:55,395
You're married.

1314
01:21:56,397 --> 01:21:58,942
Not yet. Not married.

1315
01:21:59,442 --> 01:22:01,069
No, I'm not married, no.

1316
01:22:01,111 --> 01:22:04,824
Look, man,
I'm telling you right off the bat
I'm high maintenance,

1317
01:22:05,325 --> 01:22:08,579
So I'm not gonna tiptoe
around your marriage...

1318
01:22:08,621 --> 01:22:10,957
Or whatever it is
you've got going there.

1319
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,586
If you wanna be with me,
you're with me.

1320
01:22:14,421 --> 01:22:15,505
Okay.

1321
01:22:16,298 --> 01:22:20,386
Too many guys think I'm a concept,
or I complete them,

1322
01:22:20,387 --> 01:22:22,222
Or I'm gonna make them alive.

1323
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:26,102
But I'm just a fucked-up girl
who's looking for
my own peace of mind.

1324
01:22:26,353 --> 01:22:28,105
Don't assign me yours.

1325
01:22:28,147 --> 01:22:30,149
I remember that speech
really well.

1326
01:22:30,943 --> 01:22:32,737
I had you pegged, didn't I?

1327
01:22:32,779 --> 01:22:35,157
You had the whole
human race pegged.

1328
01:22:35,157 --> 01:22:36,825
Hmm. Probably.

1329
01:22:38,828 --> 01:22:40,872
I still thought you were
gonna save my life,

1330
01:22:41,373 --> 01:22:43,167
Even after that.

1331
01:22:44,836 --> 01:22:46,338
Mmm. I know.

1332
01:22:48,675 --> 01:22:50,260
It would be different...

1333
01:22:52,180 --> 01:22:54,516
If we could just give it
another go around.

1334
01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:00,524
Remember me.

1335
01:23:00,983 --> 01:23:02,693
Try your best.

1336
01:23:05,531 --> 01:23:07,199
Maybe we can.

1337
01:23:38,575 --> 01:23:43,790
Okay, so just tell me what
you remember, and, uh, then
we'll take it from there.

1338
01:23:43,957 --> 01:23:45,166
Okay.

1339
01:23:46,502 --> 01:23:48,796
I liked you immediately.

1340
01:23:49,298 --> 01:23:51,634
You didn't
come on to me at all.

1341
01:23:51,843 --> 01:23:53,470
I liked that.

1342
01:23:55,347 --> 01:23:58,017
I was so tongue-tied
around you at first.

1343
01:23:58,059 --> 01:24:00,186
I wanted you to think
I was smart.

1344
01:24:01,981 --> 01:24:04,275
I couldn't wait
to come to work.

1345
01:24:04,318 --> 01:24:07,780
I had these fantasies
of us being married...

1346
01:24:07,822 --> 01:24:09,365
And having kids and...

1347
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:11,201
Just--

1348
01:24:11,285 --> 01:24:13,454
Oh, Howie, I can't do this.

1349
01:24:14,039 --> 01:24:16,709
We agreed it's for the best, Mary.

1350
01:24:16,751 --> 01:24:18,378
Yeah, I know.

1351
01:24:19,630 --> 01:24:21,048
Oh, God.

1352
01:24:21,299 --> 01:24:23,426
I'll take the bottom and you--
Uh-uh-uh! No, no, no. Here.

1353
01:24:23,677 --> 01:24:25,387
I can take that.
So you want me to carry that?

1354
01:24:25,429 --> 01:24:26,722
Can you get the cooler?

1355
01:24:26,764 --> 01:24:28,891
Honey, the cooler is--
That's light, huh?

1356
01:24:29,059 --> 01:24:31,228
Oh, I can get that.
You can get it.
No, no, no, no!

1357
01:24:32,897 --> 01:24:34,565
Don't take anything.

1358
01:24:34,566 --> 01:24:37,528
I can take the plane.
Put the thing up.
Put the gate back up.

1359
01:24:40,783 --> 01:24:42,618
This is the day we met.

1360
01:24:42,952 --> 01:24:44,495
You were down by the surf.

1361
01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:46,624
I could just make you out
in the distance.

1362
01:24:46,666 --> 01:24:48,960
I remember being drawn to you
even then.

1363
01:24:49,461 --> 01:24:52,840
I thought, ''Wow, how odd.
I'm drawn to someone's back. ''

1364
01:24:54,051 --> 01:24:55,719
You were in that orange sweatshirt

1365
01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:57,806
that I would come to know so well...

1366
01:24:57,847 --> 01:24:59,891
and even hate, eventually.

1367
01:24:59,975 --> 01:25:04,022
At the time I thought,
''How cool! An orange sweatshirt.''

1368
01:25:04,064 --> 01:25:05,482
Hi there.

1369
01:25:07,485 --> 01:25:08,736
Hi.

1370
01:25:08,779 --> 01:25:10,155
I saw you

1371
01:25:10,155 --> 01:25:11,823
Sitting over here...

1372
01:25:11,866 --> 01:25:13,159
By yourself,

1373
01:25:13,827 --> 01:25:15,078
And I thought,

1374
01:25:15,329 --> 01:25:16,580
''Thank God.

1375
01:25:16,622 --> 01:25:20,210
Someone normal
who doesn't know how to interact
at these things either.''

1376
01:25:20,211 --> 01:25:21,546
Yeah.

1377
01:25:21,754 --> 01:25:24,799
I don't ever know what to say.

1378
01:25:25,050 --> 01:25:26,885
I'm Clementine.

1379
01:25:27,762 --> 01:25:31,266
Can I borrow a piece
of your chicken?

1380
01:25:31,643 --> 01:25:33,228
And then you just took it...

1381
01:25:33,270 --> 01:25:35,564
Without waiting for an answer.

1382
01:25:39,653 --> 01:25:41,238
It was so intimate,

1383
01:25:41,781 --> 01:25:43,908
Like we were already lovers.

1384
01:25:45,953 --> 01:25:47,288
I'm Joel.

1385
01:25:48,081 --> 01:25:49,499
Hi, Joel.

1386
01:25:50,167 --> 01:25:52,420
So, no jokes about my name.

1387
01:25:53,422 --> 01:25:54,590
You mean like--

1388
01:25:54,632 --> 01:25:57,636
- Oh, my darling, oh, my darling
Oh, my darling Clementine -

1389
01:25:58,095 --> 01:26:00,014
Huckleberry Hound,
that sort of thing?

1390
01:26:00,681 --> 01:26:02,683
Yeah. Like that.

1391
01:26:02,726 --> 01:26:04,645
Oh, no jokes. No jokes.

1392
01:26:04,979 --> 01:26:06,898
One of my favorite things when I was a kid

1393
01:26:06,940 --> 01:26:08,817
Was my Huckleberry Hound doll.
Oh.

1394
01:26:12,572 --> 01:26:14,783
I think your name is magical.

1395
01:26:17,829 --> 01:26:19,164
This is it, Joel.

1396
01:26:20,333 --> 01:26:22,502
It's gonna be gone soon.

1397
01:26:24,713 --> 01:26:25,839
I know.

1398
01:26:26,883 --> 01:26:28,176
What do we do?

1399
01:26:31,347 --> 01:26:33,307
Enjoy it.

1400
01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:52,207
You married?
No.

1401
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,628
Let's move into
this neighborhood!

1402
01:26:54,670 --> 01:26:55,963
I do sort of live

1403
01:26:55,963 --> 01:26:57,757
With someone though.

1404
01:26:57,799 --> 01:26:59,426
Male or female?

1405
01:26:59,468 --> 01:27:00,761
What?

1406
01:27:00,803 --> 01:27:03,473
Female. Female.

1407
01:27:05,518 --> 01:27:08,355
At least I'm not barking
up the wrong tree.

1408
01:27:11,776 --> 01:27:13,486
You know these people?

1409
01:27:13,529 --> 01:27:15,615
No, of course not.
Come on.

1410
01:27:17,492 --> 01:27:19,327
They might have a dog.

1411
01:27:19,495 --> 01:27:21,122
There's no dog.

1412
01:27:22,624 --> 01:27:24,167
What are you doing?

1413
01:27:24,585 --> 01:27:26,337
It's freezing out.

1414
01:27:26,838 --> 01:27:28,214
I can't believe this.

1415
01:27:31,177 --> 01:27:33,221
- Clementine!
- There we go. Whoo-hoo.!

1416
01:27:40,857 --> 01:27:42,192
Come on, man.

1417
01:27:42,234 --> 01:27:44,111
The water's fine.

1418
01:27:44,820 --> 01:27:47,365
Nobody's coming here tonight.
Believe me.

1419
01:27:50,244 --> 01:27:51,829
It's dark.

1420
01:27:51,997 --> 01:27:53,707
So, uh,

1421
01:27:53,749 --> 01:27:56,419
What's your girlfriend's name?

1422
01:27:56,962 --> 01:27:59,298
Naomi, but we're not really--

1423
01:27:59,674 --> 01:28:01,885
I mean-- We're--
Whatever.

1424
01:28:02,010 --> 01:28:04,555
So this is great.
Now I can look for, um,

1425
01:28:04,889 --> 01:28:07,183
candles, matches...

1426
01:28:07,225 --> 01:28:09,936
and the liquor cabinet.
Oh, God.

1427
01:28:16,947 --> 01:28:19,617
I think we should go.
There's no phone line.

1428
01:28:20,284 --> 01:28:22,078
What?
I think we should go.

1429
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:24,456
Why? It's our house...

1430
01:28:24,624 --> 01:28:27,335
Just for tonight.
We are

1431
01:28:27,377 --> 01:28:29,796
''David and Ruth Laskin.''

1432
01:28:30,131 --> 01:28:31,758
Which one do you want to be?

1433
01:28:32,300 --> 01:28:34,094
Uh--
I prefer to be Ruth, but

1434
01:28:34,387 --> 01:28:36,347
I can be flexible.

1435
01:28:37,975 --> 01:28:38,976
What are you do--

1436
01:28:41,312 --> 01:28:42,897
Alcohol!

1437
01:28:42,898 --> 01:28:44,149
Oh, boy.
So,

1438
01:28:44,150 --> 01:28:47,028
Are you okay with wine?
I don't know.

1439
01:28:47,362 --> 01:28:48,697
Well, you choose the wine.

1440
01:28:48,697 --> 01:28:51,867
I'm gonna go find the bedroom
and slip into something more...

1441
01:28:52,202 --> 01:28:53,787
Ruth.

1442
01:28:56,374 --> 01:28:58,752
I'm Ruth-less at the moment.
I really should go.

1443
01:29:01,590 --> 01:29:03,843
I've gotta catch my ride.

1444
01:29:05,637 --> 01:29:07,389
So go.

1445
01:29:08,557 --> 01:29:09,641
I did.

1446
01:29:10,768 --> 01:29:13,062
I thought maybe you were a nut,

1447
01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:14,940
but you were exciting.

1448
01:29:17,402 --> 01:29:19,196
I wish you'd stayed.

1449
01:29:19,238 --> 01:29:20,573
I wish I'd stayed too.

1450
01:29:20,615 --> 01:29:22,158
Now I wish I'd stayed.

1451
01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:24,202
I wish I'd done a lot of things.

1452
01:29:26,414 --> 01:29:27,874
Oh, God, I wish I had--

1453
01:29:31,797 --> 01:29:33,299
I wish I'd stayed.

1454
01:29:33,883 --> 01:29:35,969
I do.
Well, I came back downstairs,

1455
01:29:36,011 --> 01:29:38,848
and you were gone.
I walked out. I walked out the door.

1456
01:29:39,473 --> 01:29:41,141
Why?
I don't know.

1457
01:29:41,142 --> 01:29:43,353
I felt like a scared little kid.
I was like--

1458
01:29:44,146 --> 01:29:45,981
It was above my head.
I don't know.

1459
01:29:46,024 --> 01:29:48,485
You were scared?
Yeah.

1460
01:29:50,530 --> 01:29:52,741
Thought you knew that
about me.

1461
01:29:53,701 --> 01:29:57,497
I ran back to the bonfire,
trying to outrun my humiliation, I think.

1462
01:29:58,457 --> 01:30:00,167
Was it something I said?

1463
01:30:00,502 --> 01:30:01,586
Yeah.

1464
01:30:04,131 --> 01:30:05,758
You said, ''So go''...

1465
01:30:06,510 --> 01:30:08,679
With such disdain, you know?

1466
01:30:08,721 --> 01:30:10,723
Oh, I'm sorry.

1467
01:30:10,724 --> 01:30:11,892
It's okay.

1468
01:30:17,566 --> 01:30:18,567
Joely?

1469
01:30:19,902 --> 01:30:21,779
What if you stayed this time?

1470
01:30:24,784 --> 01:30:26,661
I walked out the door.

1471
01:30:27,746 --> 01:30:29,248
There's no memory left.

1472
01:30:29,290 --> 01:30:31,918
Come back and make up
a good-bye, at least.

1473
01:30:32,836 --> 01:30:34,588
Let's pretend we had one.

1474
01:30:45,937 --> 01:30:47,564
Bye, Joel.

1475
01:30:48,274 --> 01:30:49,942
I love you.

1476
01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:53,739
Meet me in Montauk.

1477
01:30:58,621 --> 01:31:03,043
I didn't crash the plane.
The plane crashed.
I didn't crash the plane.

1478
01:31:09,010 --> 01:31:12,347
You're stoned, and you're driving.
Yeah, the pot balances it out.

1479
01:31:12,389 --> 01:31:16,060
The pot brings you back up. That's why I smoke it.
If I'm going to be drinking, then I'll smoke it.

1480
01:31:17,646 --> 01:31:22,235
It does. That's a medical fact.
It was proven on the Science Network.

1481
01:31:22,277 --> 01:31:24,321
Honey, just watch the road.

1482
01:31:24,322 --> 01:31:25,824
I can't see shit.

1483
01:31:27,451 --> 01:31:30,413
I saw you talking
to somebody pretty.

1484
01:31:30,622 --> 01:31:32,374
She was nice.
Yeah, man. Who was that?

1485
01:31:35,754 --> 01:31:37,297
She was, um,

1486
01:31:38,090 --> 01:31:39,592
Just a girl.

1487
01:31:46,768 --> 01:31:48,061
Okay.

1488
01:32:24,861 --> 01:32:27,572
So I gotta--
I gotta drop the van off.

1489
01:32:27,740 --> 01:32:29,408
Thanks, Stan. Thanks.

1490
01:32:29,868 --> 01:32:31,453
We'll talk.

1491
01:33:50,976 --> 01:33:52,185
Hey!

1492
01:33:54,522 --> 01:33:55,690
Hey.

1493
01:33:57,485 --> 01:33:59,028
You got a lot
of your stuff there, I see.

1494
01:33:59,070 --> 01:34:00,947
Yeah, that's right. My stuff.
I take it you're not coming back.

1495
01:34:01,991 --> 01:34:05,078
I wouldn't come back if I was you either.
Do you swear you didn't know?

1496
01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:06,538
I-I swear.

1497
01:34:07,707 --> 01:34:09,558
So you didn't do the erasing?

1498
01:34:09,569 --> 01:34:11,253
Of course not. God, no.

1499
01:34:11,253 --> 01:34:13,589
And you never even suspected
we were together?

1500
01:34:14,424 --> 01:34:16,092
Once, maybe.

1501
01:34:17,804 --> 01:34:20,766
I was coming back from a job,
and you were at his car.

1502
01:34:20,808 --> 01:34:23,019
I saw you two talking.

1503
01:34:23,603 --> 01:34:26,273
So I waved to you,
and you giggled, you know.

1504
01:34:27,149 --> 01:34:28,692
How'd I look?

1505
01:34:31,071 --> 01:34:32,656
You looked happy.

1506
01:34:32,740 --> 01:34:34,617
Happy with a

1507
01:34:34,659 --> 01:34:36,119
Secret.

1508
01:34:36,871 --> 01:34:38,122
And after that?

1509
01:34:38,164 --> 01:34:41,501
I never saw you two together
again like that, so I just--

1510
01:34:41,710 --> 01:34:44,630
I don't know. I just figured
I was imagining things.

1511
01:35:10,749 --> 01:35:13,210
I really like you, Mary Svevo.

1512
01:35:13,878 --> 01:35:15,380
You know that?

1513
01:35:26,395 --> 01:35:27,730
Thanks.

1514
01:36:02,819 --> 01:36:04,821
Let me get my toothbrush.
Yeah. Just--

1515
01:36:19,549 --> 01:36:21,551
Where are you, Clem?
I'm worried.

1516
01:36:22,428 --> 01:36:26,099
La-la-la-la-la.
I feel like you're mad at me,
and I don't know what I did.

1517
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:31,148
What did I do?
I love you so much.

1518
01:36:31,315 --> 01:36:33,150
I'll do anything
to make you happy.

1519
01:36:33,568 --> 01:36:35,779
Tell me what you want me to do,
and I'll do it.

1520
01:36:37,490 --> 01:36:40,243
Listen, I'm gonna stop by this morning
just to make sure you're okay.
Oh. Whew.

1521
01:36:53,553 --> 01:36:55,639
Vámonos, señor.

1522
01:36:56,641 --> 01:36:59,060
I-I had a really nice time
last night.

1523
01:37:00,312 --> 01:37:01,355
Nice?

1524
01:37:01,564 --> 01:37:05,319
I had the best fucking night
of my entire fucking life...

1525
01:37:05,361 --> 01:37:08,323
Last night.
That's better.

1526
01:37:12,495 --> 01:37:13,663
This is weird.

1527
01:37:13,705 --> 01:37:16,250
To all patients
of Dr. Howard Mierzwiak.

1528
01:37:16,292 --> 01:37:19,337
My name is Mary Svevo.
''We've met,
but you don't remember me.

1529
01:37:19,379 --> 01:37:21,715
I worked for a company you hired

1530
01:37:21,758 --> 01:37:24,344
To have part of your memory erased.''

1531
01:37:24,386 --> 01:37:27,515
I have since decided
that this is a horrible--
Some kind of teaser ad or something.

1532
01:37:27,557 --> 01:37:31,395
In order to correct this,
I'm sending everyone's file back to them.

1533
01:37:32,897 --> 01:37:35,358
My name is Clementine Kruczynski.

1534
01:37:35,818 --> 01:37:38,529
I'm here to erase Joel Barish.

1535
01:37:38,905 --> 01:37:39,948
What is this?

1536
01:37:39,990 --> 01:37:41,158
I don't know.

1537
01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:43,077
He's boring.
Is that enough

1538
01:37:43,912 --> 01:37:45,288
reason to erase someone?

1539
01:37:45,623 --> 01:37:49,586
I've been thinking lately
how I was before and how I am now,
and it's like he changed me.

1540
01:37:49,628 --> 01:37:51,714
I feel like I'm always pissy now.

1541
01:37:51,714 --> 01:37:54,968
I don't like myself when I'm with him.
I don't like myself anymore.

1542
01:37:55,010 --> 01:37:57,429
I can't stand to even look at him.

1543
01:37:57,472 --> 01:37:59,766
That pathetic, wimpy, apologetic smile.

1544
01:37:59,808 --> 01:38:02,186
- That sort of wounded puppy shit
he does, you know?

1545
01:38:02,187 --> 01:38:04,773
- What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything.
The bloom is certainly fucking off

1546
01:38:05,441 --> 01:38:08,278
the rose at this point.
- Are you screwing with me?
- No!

1547
01:38:08,779 --> 01:38:11,115
- You are screwing with me.
-Joel, I'm not!

1548
01:38:11,157 --> 01:38:13,159
- You clearly are.
- Look,

1549
01:38:13,201 --> 01:38:15,954
Let's just take a minute and--

1550
01:38:44,869 --> 01:38:47,873
Patrick, get the fuck away.
Oh, sweetheart--
Get the fuck away from me!

1551
01:38:48,832 --> 01:38:51,377
Can we talk about it?
No! Get the fuck away!

1552
01:39:24,296 --> 01:39:25,798
Joel Barish.

1553
01:39:26,424 --> 01:39:28,176
Hey, Clementine.

1554
01:39:28,218 --> 01:39:29,302
Hey.

1555
01:39:29,345 --> 01:39:31,013
Nice to see you.

1556
01:39:35,478 --> 01:39:37,397
Really very educated.

1557
01:39:37,439 --> 01:39:41,027
I mean, she's smart, I think,
but not educated.

1558
01:39:41,569 --> 01:39:44,030
I couldn't really talk to her
about books, you know?

1559
01:39:44,031 --> 01:39:46,367
She's more of
a magazine-reading girl.

1560
01:39:47,577 --> 01:39:50,414
Her vocabulary leaves
something to be desired.

1561
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:53,626
Sometimes--
I was embarrassed in public...

1562
01:39:53,919 --> 01:39:55,087
Hi.
because she would pronounce...

1563
01:39:57,424 --> 01:39:58,467
library ''libary. ''
Hi.

1564
01:40:02,722 --> 01:40:04,057
Look what I found.

1565
01:40:04,099 --> 01:40:07,812
I think if there's
a truly seductive quality
about Clementine,

1566
01:40:08,230 --> 01:40:11,734
it's that her personality promises
to take you out of the mundane.

1567
01:40:13,737 --> 01:40:15,239
You made me look skinny.

1568
01:40:15,239 --> 01:40:17,241
Amazing, burning meteorite...

1569
01:40:17,743 --> 01:40:21,623
will carry you to another world
where things are exciting.

1570
01:40:24,001 --> 01:40:28,757
But what you quickly learn
is that...
it's really an elaborate ruse.

1571
01:40:28,799 --> 01:40:31,218
I'm sorry I yelled at you.

1572
01:40:32,471 --> 01:40:33,847
It's okay.
So flashy
in a kind of obvious way.

1573
01:40:38,479 --> 01:40:40,189
But still, it seduces you.
Joel, I really like you.

1574
01:40:40,231 --> 01:40:41,858
I hate that I said
mean things about you.

1575
01:40:41,900 --> 01:40:43,652
- Let me turn this off, okay?

1576
01:40:43,694 --> 01:40:45,905
- Hey, it's--it's only fair.

1577
01:40:47,741 --> 01:40:51,454
Where's the real Clementine?
I mean, the whole thing with the hair--

1578
01:40:51,454 --> 01:40:53,414
it's all bullshit.

1579
01:40:53,457 --> 01:40:54,917
- I really like your hair.
- Thank you.

1580
01:40:55,501 --> 01:40:57,336
I really like your hair.
Thank you.
I do.

1581
01:41:01,760 --> 01:41:03,679
You want a drink or something?

1582
01:41:03,721 --> 01:41:05,556
Do you have any whiskey?

1583
01:41:06,307 --> 01:41:09,561
No, I don't think her sex
is...

1584
01:41:10,855 --> 01:41:14,902
motivated.
I saw it clearly
the last night we were together.

1585
01:41:14,944 --> 01:41:18,740
It wasn't sex.
It was just sad.

1586
01:41:19,784 --> 01:41:21,995
Hey. Sorry.
I thought there was more.

1587
01:41:21,995 --> 01:41:25,040
The only way Clem thinks
she can get people to like her...

1588
01:41:25,333 --> 01:41:26,918
is to fuck 'em...

1589
01:41:28,253 --> 01:41:32,049
or at least dangle the possibility
of getting fucked in front of'em.

1590
01:41:32,259 --> 01:41:36,639
And she's so desperate
and insecure that she'll,

1591
01:41:37,182 --> 01:41:39,935
sooner or later,
go around fucking everybody.

1592
01:41:40,103 --> 01:41:44,066
I don't do that.
I wouldn't think that
about you.

1593
01:41:44,108 --> 01:41:45,943
- Because I don't.
- I know.

1594
01:41:46,695 --> 01:41:48,989
Because it really hurts me
that you said that
because I don't do that.

1595
01:41:48,989 --> 01:41:51,534
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry about all this.

1596
01:41:52,578 --> 01:41:55,999
I'm a little confused.
I don't really think

1597
01:41:56,040 --> 01:41:57,875
I can be here.

1598
01:42:04,635 --> 01:42:06,345
Um... bye.
Bye.

1599
01:42:08,182 --> 01:42:10,017
It was nice meeting you and all.

1600
01:42:13,355 --> 01:42:16,484
What a loss to spend
that much time with someone,

1601
01:42:16,484 --> 01:42:19,112
only to find out
that she's a stranger.

1602
01:42:24,370 --> 01:42:25,371
Wait.

1603
01:42:28,334 --> 01:42:29,418
What?
I don't know.

1604
01:42:29,460 --> 01:42:31,671
Just wait. Just wait.
What do you want, Joel?

1605
01:42:31,713 --> 01:42:33,256
I don't know.
I want you to wait for...

1606
01:42:33,507 --> 01:42:36,052
Just a while.

1607
01:42:50,029 --> 01:42:52,282
Okay.
Really?

1608
01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:54,953
I'm not a concept, Joel.
I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking

1609
01:42:54,994 --> 01:42:56,788
for my own peace of mind.

1610
01:42:56,830 --> 01:42:58,290
- I'm not perfect.

1611
01:42:58,332 --> 01:43:00,710
- I can't see anything
that I don't like about you.

1612
01:43:00,752 --> 01:43:01,961
But you will.
Right now I can't.

1613
01:43:02,004 --> 01:43:03,464
But you will.

1614
01:43:03,672 --> 01:43:05,466
You know, you will think of things,

1615
01:43:05,508 --> 01:43:09,388
And I'll get bored with you and
feel trapped because that's what
happens with me.

1616
01:43:11,183 --> 01:43:12,726
Okay.

1617
01:43:16,732 --> 01:43:18,400
Okay.

1618
01:43:22,698 --> 01:43:24,909
Okay.
Okay.

1619
01:43:35,465 --> 01:43:46,938
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